05-23-2002, 04:19 AM | #801 |
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Quite embarrassing to some, yet quite nice sounding, it is.
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05-23-2002, 04:24 AM | #802 |
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Mangling Queen's Innuendo, Garina will try!
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05-23-2002, 09:04 AM | #803 |
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Changed my mind, I have. 'Is this the world we created?' instead have mangled.
Speaking like this I can't stop. Arathorn!!! Just look at what Melkor does to those in need Take a look at the hideous creatures he breeds So many lonely faces scattered all around Searching for what they need Is this the world we created? What did we do it for? Is this the world he has invaded Against our law? So it seems in the end Is this what we're all living for today? The world that we created You know that every day a child of Eru’s born Who needs a chance to live in safety in his home While Melkor sits and laughs in darkness on his throne Waiting for us to respond Is this the world we created? We made it on our own Is this the world he’s devastated Right to the bone? Oh great Eru in the sky looking down What can he think of what we've done To the world that He created?
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05-23-2002, 09:19 AM | #804 |
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The need to thanks me and Master Yoda, you don't.
Nice to sing to, Garina, is the song you have mangled. Much enjoyment in reading these songs, I find.
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05-23-2002, 09:21 AM | #805 |
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GGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Seen AOTC, Garina has not been able to. Stop gloating.
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05-23-2002, 09:32 AM | #807 |
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NOooooooooooooo! Not you too! Oh well.
For more mangles, any suggestions?
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05-23-2002, 09:36 AM | #808 |
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Wait for the Strawberry classmates, you must. Still on my vacation, I am.
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05-23-2002, 11:29 AM | #809 |
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Nasssssty mooterssss, mangling ssspeachsssss assss well asss sssongssss. Too confusssing for poor Eärniel.... Gollum, gollum....
YOU LOT JUST WAIT UNTIL I'VE SEEN THE BLOODY MOVIE! Fne...
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05-23-2002, 11:33 AM | #810 |
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Seen the movie I have not yet either.
For my mangled speech, blame Arathorn - infectious it is. *mutters under breath* stupid 90 seconds
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05-23-2002, 11:46 AM | #811 |
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Watch the new movie for this speech, you need not. Spoken this way since Ep. V, Yoda has.
Out of mangling ideas, am I still.
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05-23-2002, 12:40 PM | #812 |
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What Theoden could have sung about Gandalf!
Original - Beatles: Let it be When I find myself in times of trouble Gandalf Greyhame comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness He is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And when evil threatens my realm His advice will stay the raging storm, He will have an answer, let it be. For though we are so foolish there is Still a chance that we will see There will be an answer, let it be. Let it be, let it be. Yeah There will be an answer, let it be. And when the darkness falls so hard, There is a light that shines on me, Shine until tomorrow, let it be. I wake up to the sound of hooves, When the White Rider comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be. There will be an answer, let it be. Let it be, let it be, Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
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05-23-2002, 02:15 PM | #813 |
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OOH OOOH OOH! i love that song. oh god, that has brought a tear to my eye for some dumb reason Garina!! *snuffles* you made me cry! (which by the way is not a hard thing to achieve)
damn the tear ducts. oh well, i have seen eowyn144 and rosie-lass' mangled version of whatever song they mangled. it is very good. trust me(or not)
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05-23-2002, 02:52 PM | #814 |
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well here it is. It was originally Nickleback's Where Do i Hide? but then we got our mits on it and now it's When will i die?
its a bit strange and not many of you will know the song but hey, we had fun writing it and gg seems to think its good so here goes: (oh and each character says the different lines...you'll get the drift!) When will i die? Frodo: Got a ring to destroy Sam: I met Bombadil! Aragorn: He's first on the hit list Bilbo: Comes from under-hill Pip+Merry: We're running from the ringwraiths Boromoir: They're chasing you Legolas: Walking down to Rivendell Bilbo: I stay there too Aragorn(about boromir): I still hear him screaming "when will i die" Gimli: and Legolas is being drawn by the tide Celeborn:We've got to destroy it, Boromir: No we don't Aragorn: He'll be dead before morning Celeborn:If you protect him he won't Boromir: And i remember that Arwen Like yesterday And i remember Striders face As she dragged him away Aragorn: I still hear him screaming "When will i die" Gimli: And Legolas is being drawn by the tide Saruman: A whole lot of ringwraiths His and not mine Gimli: and Legolas is being drawn by the tide Legolas: Drawn by the tide.... this song was started by strawberry, written by rosie-lass and carefully guided along the way by me!u like? and please stop talking like yoda. it's really annoying plus it makes me feel like i'm missing out on something by not actually of having seen a single star wars film...
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05-23-2002, 10:46 PM | #815 |
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Seen any Star Wars you have not, Eowyn144? *gasp*
Don't mind me, just enjoying my little obsession with Star Wars I am. Nice songs, everyone!
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05-23-2002, 11:04 PM | #816 |
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Yes. Very nice, that last song was. A pity it is that not a single SW film have you seen, eowyn144...
Enjoy reading these songs, I surely have!
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05-24-2002, 03:35 AM | #817 |
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Cool song Eowyn.
Think of more songs to mangle, I must.
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05-24-2002, 10:25 AM | #818 |
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Robbie Williams' Angels
A song by Elu Thingol for Melian I sit and wait Does an Maia contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're dead and gone 'cos I've been told That their magic can help us to learn So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head and I feel that love is dead I'm loving Maiar instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it will take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving Maiar instead When I'm feeling weak And the Noldor keep fighting on I look above And I know I will always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving Maiar instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it will take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving Maiar instead
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05-25-2002, 02:02 AM | #819 |
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You're really good at this, Garina, if I may repeat myself. *claps* good song!
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05-25-2002, 02:05 AM | #820 |
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You polluted this thread with Robbie Williams?! How DARE you.
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