Teacup Cafe XVI - Page 41

hectorberlioz · 01-22-2007, 03:56 PM

Well, there's always room (really!) for improvement, but I would hesitate to tear this place down. I'd rather be crushed by the roof falling in

jammi567 · 01-22-2007, 04:00 PM

*Just as he says that, a huge thunderstorm causes the roof to crash in*

hectorberlioz · 01-22-2007, 04:07 PM

*thankfully only an apple plops on his head.*

I seem to be able to avoid the worst scenarios

The last sane person · 01-22-2007, 04:37 PM

Your big fat EGO tends to sheild you from the worst of it. Or, at the least, make you oblivious to it. :grin:

jammi567 · 01-22-2007, 05:26 PM

what do you mean :grin:? it's totally and utterly true.

The last sane person · 01-22-2007, 05:51 PM

Pfah, whatever do you mean?

jammi567 · 01-22-2007, 06:23 PM

he managed to become presedent. that's got to say something.

durinsbane2244 · 01-22-2007, 07:19 PM

*chuckles* ah yes, the honored, revered, and respected rank of prez, eh?

anyway, now for my lil' plan...*pulls giant cork out of floor*

everybody hang on, as our problems are solved...

me9996 · 01-22-2007, 08:41 PM

Exept of corse after the elevators aren't working after being flooded and the circitry getting all wet...
Good thing no one was in the elevators at the time.

And the basement is still flooded as the pipes down there are still broken.

But otherwise our only problem is getting the wet suits back were they go...

So up up up the stairs I go...

durinsbane2244 · 01-22-2007, 10:02 PM

*grabs a pint* and i shall take a well-earned rest...

jammi567 · 01-23-2007, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

And the basement is still flooded as the pipes down there are still broken.

yes, because i believe that you have to fix the problem before getting rid of it.

durinsbane2244 · 01-23-2007, 07:46 AM

well, that's just the basement...Crokie has to live somewhere y'know...

jammi567 · 01-23-2007, 08:28 AM

The last sane person · 01-23-2007, 05:01 PM

Crockie the Crocodile? Lotesse let him loose in here right as the flood started. *swims to the floating bar*

hectorberlioz · 01-23-2007, 06:03 PM

I have a game for us to play here. It's called "Extremely Alarming News".
All you do is think up an extremely obvious fact, an make it a news item. Such as:

"Recent studies have shown that whales live in water!
Indeed, they SWIM in the water!"

I have a couple of rules/suggestions. My above example is WAY too obvious. I hope you guys can come up with some pretty hilarious and ironic stuff. I came up with this game when I was critisizing all these new "studies" that show blah blah blah...which we didn't need a study to show us in the first place.

Extremely Alarming News!

A recent study shows that people who exercise more stay in shape!
Indeed it is normal for some people to regularly exercise!

***Earniel*** · 01-23-2007, 06:29 PM

Rumour has it that Hector is going to be hit on the head real soon!

Fact.

hectorberlioz · 01-23-2007, 06:35 PM

hehehe....

It is rumoured that Earniel is hiding a stash of WHITE chocolate in her bathtub....(it blends in with the surroundings don't you know...)

Fact

We've confirmed it.

jammi567 · 01-23-2007, 06:36 PM

Rumour has it that someone called Jammi567 had sabertarged the pipes to flood the cafe, but so far, has refused to say anything.

hectorberlioz · 01-23-2007, 06:41 PM

I guess the game is "Rumour has it" now...oh well.

Rumour has it that Jammi will serve five years in Gitmo!

***Earniel*** · 01-23-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

It is rumoured that Earniel is hiding a stash of WHITE chocolate in her bathtub....(it blends in with the surroundings don't you know...)

Fact

We've confirmed it.

Get yer facts straight then, chocolate is best stored dry.

01-22-2007, 03:56 PM	#801
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Well, there's always room (really!) for improvement, but I would hesitate to tear this place down. I'd rather be crushed by the roof falling in __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

01-22-2007, 04:00 PM	#802
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Just as he says that, a huge thunderstorm causes the roof to crash in __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

01-22-2007, 04:07 PM	#803
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	thankfully only an apple plops on his head. I seem to be able to avoid the worst scenarios __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

01-22-2007, 04:37 PM	#804
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Your big fat EGO tends to sheild you from the worst of it. Or, at the least, make you oblivious to it. :grin: __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

01-22-2007, 05:26 PM	#805
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	what do you mean :grin:? it's totally and utterly true. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

01-22-2007, 05:51 PM	#806
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Pfah, whatever do you mean? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

01-22-2007, 06:23 PM	#807
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	he managed to become presedent. that's got to say something. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

01-22-2007, 07:19 PM	#808
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	chuckles ah yes, the honored, revered, and respected rank of prez, eh? anyway, now for my lil' plan...pulls giant cork out of floor everybody hang on, as our problems are solved... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

01-22-2007, 10:02 PM	#810
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	grabs a pint and i shall take a well-earned rest... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

01-23-2007, 07:46 AM	#812
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	well, that's just the basement...Crokie has to live somewhere y'know... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

01-23-2007, 08:28 AM	#813
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Wtf? __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

01-23-2007, 05:01 PM	#814
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Crockie the Crocodile? Lotesse let him loose in here right as the flood started. swims to the floating bar __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

01-23-2007, 06:03 PM	#815
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I have a game for us to play here. It's called "Extremely Alarming News". All you do is think up an extremely obvious fact, an make it a news item. Such as: "Recent studies have shown that whales live in water! Indeed, they SWIM in the water!" I have a couple of rules/suggestions. My above example is WAY too obvious. I hope you guys can come up with some pretty hilarious and ironic stuff. I came up with this game when I was critisizing all these new "studies" that show blah blah blah...which we didn't need a study to show us in the first place. Extremely Alarming News! A recent study shows that people who exercise more stay in shape! Indeed it is normal for some people to regularly exercise! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

01-23-2007, 06:29 PM	#816
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Rumour has it that Hector is going to be hit on the head real soon! Fact. __________________ We are not things.

01-23-2007, 06:35 PM	#817
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	hehehe.... It is rumoured that Earniel is hiding a stash of WHITE chocolate in her bathtub....(it blends in with the surroundings don't you know...) Fact We've confirmed it. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

01-23-2007, 06:36 PM	#818
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Rumour has it that someone called Jammi567 had sabertarged the pipes to flood the cafe, but so far, has refused to say anything. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

01-23-2007, 06:41 PM	#819
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I guess the game is "Rumour has it" now...oh well. Rumour has it that Jammi will serve five years in Gitmo! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

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