12-17-2005, 11:32 PM | #801 |
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[continuation of above]
Gandalf: [finishes telling the above story to coucil] and then the balrog was cast down...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-20-2005, 10:39 AM | #802 |
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Gandald sulked after he'd been soundly whooped in the one-on-one basket game he'd played with Bally - who, with paws raised triumphantly, rushed about in a mad dance of victory.
"That's the last time I'll ever play with you, Bally. You hadn't told me you were Hoop Champion of Moria League." Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-21-2005 at 03:11 AM. |
12-20-2005, 09:39 PM | #803 |
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lol. the Ballhog
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12-20-2005, 10:15 PM | #804 |
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yea, durin was first place til he played with the bally...tisk tisk!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-21-2005, 12:20 AM | #805 |
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At the Black Gate
Gandalf: Tell you what, we'll settle the war now.
Mouth of Sauron: How? G: Let's toss a coin, heads I win, tails you lose. MOS: *not thinking at all* No problem.
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"My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!" |
12-21-2005, 12:23 AM | #806 | |
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12-22-2005, 12:14 AM | #807 |
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Arwen: Aragorn, ive been thinking, and undying love totally does not cut it for me. I mean, come on. I don't want to mess up my elven hair
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12-22-2005, 03:28 PM | #809 |
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Sauron to frodo: Give me a big hug!!
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12-22-2005, 05:46 PM | #810 |
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Gandald was at the Mall with Bally leashed outside to a lamp-post. Bally was howling on the top of his lungs.
Suddenly, over the speakers came the message: "Hrmph, will the owner of the huge monster left on a leash outside please come to the information desk." |
12-22-2005, 05:47 PM | #811 |
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LOL!
"He's scaring away all the customers!"
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"My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!" |
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12-23-2005, 01:33 PM | #813 | |
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oh wait... so that's what you ment... I feel so dopey!
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12-23-2005, 08:52 PM | #814 |
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wow...that's a classic!
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12-24-2005, 04:01 PM | #815 |
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It was Christmas Eve at Gandald and Bally's house and the latter was getting restless.
Under Christmas tree a small mountain of presents lay waiting to be handed over and opened. "No, Bally, we have to eat for 5 hours first then we'll have the traditional giving of presents." Bally grumpily went out in the snowy park to find some dwarves or elves to munch on because he didn't particularly care for Gandald's Christmas menue. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-25-2005 at 03:21 AM. |
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Thorin Oakenshield: hehehe, they thought i was dead...[sits on rock in pond in the gollum pose, strokes Arkenstone] it's mine...my own...my preccciousss...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
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Electronic sounding voice: I'd appreciate it if you actually went to sleep instead of tossing and turning. You may not know but Shadowfax is experiencing a 50% drag in his velocity which results in some energy loss through friction in the air which results in a slower speed which leads to us coming late to Minas Tirith by 5 days 12 hours 45 minutes and 2 seconds which ends up in Sauron winning. Do you understand me?
Pippin: Gandalf, that new darned E-Palantir is getting on my nerves!
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"My heart's right down to my toes, Mr. Pippin", Sam said, "but we aren't etten yet, and there's some stout folk with us. Whatever's in store for old Gandalf, I'll wager it isn't a wolf belly!" Some time later and a few dead wolf packs... "What did I tell you, Mr.Pippin?" said Sam, sheathing his sword. "Wolves won't get him. That was an eye-opener, and no doubt. Nearly singed the hair off my head!" |
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Late in the evening just before New Year's Eve Gandald wakes up to horrific racket.
WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! and a final KHAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Rushing and around the corner of the house Gandald finds Bally standing by G's now explosively vanished fireworks factory. "BAAAALLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! What have I told about you sneaking off and have a cig just anywhere you please." Gandald roars, his eyes flash like lightning. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-30-2005 at 03:23 AM. |
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When Saruman Shows Gandalf the Palantir:
Saruman: Gandalf, I Won the West county Bowling Championship! Gandalf: I won it Last Year!
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