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Old 05-23-2002, 04:19 AM   #801
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Quite embarrassing to some, yet quite nice sounding, it is.
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Old 05-23-2002, 04:24 AM   #802
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Mangling Queen's Innuendo, Garina will try!
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:04 AM   #803
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Changed my mind, I have. 'Is this the world we created?' instead have mangled.
Speaking like this I can't stop. Arathorn!!!

Just look at what Melkor does to those in need
Take a look at the hideous creatures he breeds
So many lonely faces scattered all around
Searching for what they need

Is this the world we created?
What did we do it for?
Is this the world he has invaded
Against our law?
So it seems in the end
Is this what we're all living for today?
The world that we created

You know that every day a child of Eru’s born
Who needs a chance to live in safety in his home
While Melkor sits and laughs in darkness on his throne
Waiting for us to respond

Is this the world we created?
We made it on our own
Is this the world he’s devastated
Right to the bone?
Oh great Eru in the sky looking down
What can he think of what we've done
To the world that He created?
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:19 AM   #804
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The need to thanks me and Master Yoda, you don't.

Nice to sing to, Garina, is the song you have mangled.

Much enjoyment in reading these songs, I find.
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:21 AM   #805
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GGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!





Seen AOTC, Garina has not been able to. Stop gloating.
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:28 AM   #806
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Quote:
Stop gloating.
You mean: Stop gloating, you will.
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:32 AM   #807
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NOooooooooooooo! Not you too! Oh well.

For more mangles, any suggestions?
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 09:36 AM   #808
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Wait for the Strawberry classmates, you must. Still on my vacation, I am.
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Old 05-23-2002, 11:29 AM   #809
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Nasssssty mooterssss, mangling ssspeachsssss assss well asss sssongssss. Too confusssing for poor Eärniel.... Gollum, gollum....

YOU LOT JUST WAIT UNTIL I'VE SEEN THE BLOODY MOVIE! Fne...
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Old 05-23-2002, 11:33 AM   #810
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Seen the movie I have not yet either.

For my mangled speech, blame Arathorn - infectious it is.


*mutters under breath* stupid 90 seconds
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Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually.

While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 11:46 AM   #811
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Watch the new movie for this speech, you need not. Spoken this way since Ep. V, Yoda has.

Out of mangling ideas, am I still.
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Old 05-23-2002, 12:40 PM   #812
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What Theoden could have sung about Gandalf!

Original - Beatles: Let it be

When I find myself in times of trouble
Gandalf Greyhame comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
He is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And when evil threatens my realm
His advice will stay the raging storm,
He will have an answer, let it be.
For though we are so foolish there is
Still a chance that we will see
There will be an answer, let it be.

Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.

And when the darkness falls so hard,
There is a light that shines on me,
Shine until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of hooves,
When the White Rider comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

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Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually.

While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-23-2002, 02:15 PM   #813
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OOH OOOH OOH! i love that song. oh god, that has brought a tear to my eye for some dumb reason Garina!! *snuffles* you made me cry! (which by the way is not a hard thing to achieve)
damn the tear ducts. oh well, i have seen eowyn144 and rosie-lass' mangled version of whatever song they mangled. it is very good. trust me(or not)
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Old 05-23-2002, 02:52 PM   #814
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well here it is. It was originally Nickleback's Where Do i Hide? but then we got our mits on it and now it's When will i die?
its a bit strange and not many of you will know the song but hey, we had fun writing it and gg seems to think its good so here goes:
(oh and each character says the different lines...you'll get the drift!)

When will i die?

Frodo: Got a ring to destroy
Sam: I met Bombadil!
Aragorn: He's first on the hit list
Bilbo: Comes from under-hill
Pip+Merry: We're running from the ringwraiths
Boromoir: They're chasing you
Legolas: Walking down to Rivendell
Bilbo: I stay there too

Aragorn(about boromir): I still hear him screaming "when will i die"
Gimli: and Legolas is being drawn by the tide

Celeborn:We've got to destroy it,
Boromir: No we don't
Aragorn: He'll be dead before morning
Celeborn:If you protect him he won't
Boromir: And i remember that Arwen
Like yesterday
And i remember Striders face
As she dragged him away

Aragorn: I still hear him screaming "When will i die"
Gimli: And Legolas is being drawn by the tide
Saruman: A whole lot of ringwraiths
His and not mine
Gimli: and Legolas is being drawn by the tide
Legolas: Drawn by the tide....

this song was started by strawberry, written by rosie-lass and carefully guided along the way by me!u like?

and please stop talking like yoda. it's really annoying plus it makes me feel like i'm missing out on something by not actually of having seen a single star wars film...
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Old 05-23-2002, 10:46 PM   #815
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Seen any Star Wars you have not, Eowyn144? *gasp*
Don't mind me, just enjoying my little obsession with Star Wars I am.

Nice songs, everyone!
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Old 05-23-2002, 11:04 PM   #816
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Yes. Very nice, that last song was. A pity it is that not a single SW film have you seen, eowyn144...

Enjoy reading these songs, I surely have!
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Old 05-24-2002, 03:35 AM   #817
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Cool song Eowyn.

Think of more songs to mangle, I must.
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Old 05-24-2002, 10:25 AM   #818
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Robbie Williams' Angels

A song by Elu Thingol for Melian
I sit and wait
Does an Maia contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're dead and gone
'cos I've been told
That their magic can help us to learn
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
and I feel that love is dead
I'm loving Maiar instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it will take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving Maiar instead

When I'm feeling weak
And the Noldor keep fighting on
I look above
And I know I will always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving Maiar instead

And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it will take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving Maiar instead
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While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea!

Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!
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Old 05-25-2002, 02:02 AM   #819
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You're really good at this, Garina, if I may repeat myself. *claps* good song!
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Old 05-25-2002, 02:05 AM   #820
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You polluted this thread with Robbie Williams?! How DARE you.
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