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10-04-2006, 01:44 PM | #782 |
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
MALCOLM X To get away from the evil white man! BEETHOVEN What you are, you are chicken by birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand chickens; there is only one Beethoven.
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10-04-2006, 03:25 PM | #784 | |
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10-04-2006, 03:26 PM | #785 |
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I liked the Nietzche, Freud, Clinton, and Hemingway a lot...the John Calvin and Luther are also great ...
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10-04-2006, 03:45 PM | #786 |
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Dirty Papists...heh!
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10-04-2006, 04:39 PM | #787 |
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Where did you find that thing, anyways? Or did you write it?
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10-04-2006, 08:34 PM | #788 |
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One night, over the summer, a friend and I were checking e-mail on the dorm computers, and he pulled that up from the computer he was on. And thank goodness he did.
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Let's see, my Malcolm X wasn't bad, the Beethoven was lousy...(it didn't mention why he crossed the road).
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Y'know how the Cinco de Mayo came to be? Well, the British and Spanish were at war, see, and the British surrounded a Spanish island. As the British were receiving a supply ship (which had all manner of condiments), the Spanish finally had a victory and sunk it. The British captain exclaimed, "Oh no! De sinko de mayo!"
.... corny, i know.
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Actually, pretty darn good...
You know how cheese got it's name in Spanish? Well one day, some Spanish sheperd was out in the field tending his flock. He left his milk gourd in the sun for quite a while, and when he came back to it; it had curdled. "?Que es eso?" he asked himself, but he said it so fast it came out "Queso"
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10-04-2006, 09:40 PM | #792 |
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nice!
Y'know how the Sandman gets around? He sleep-walks!
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I love stupid jokes, they're so hilarious because they're so stupid ...a lot of people don't understand that.
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10-04-2006, 09:50 PM | #794 |
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yes, i made that one up myself...speaks a lot for my stupidity, i know...
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My older sibs made up the cheese one ...
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Our universal chairperson in outer space, your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale. May your sphere of influence take on reality parameters; may your mindset be implemented on this planet as in outer space. Allot to us at this point in time on a per diem basis, a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake, and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback as we rationalize a disclaimer against the negative feedback of others. And deprogram our negative potentialities, but desensitize the impact of the counterproductive force. For yours is the dominant sphere of influence, the ultimate capability and the highest qualitative analysis rating, at this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame. End of message
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hmmmmm,
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For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
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