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Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 10:25 PM

*laughs* Entmoot the beautiful!

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-25-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotesse

Here's a couple brunette jokes!

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Take that, you superior brunetty-types! Hah!

Love it!

Wait. I'm brunette. I'm outraged. I'm, I'm, I'm, ahhh who cares, they're just jokes.

I was going to say, 'Why aren't there any brunette jokes?' 'Cause blondes would have to come up with them', but it looks like they have.

Good to see you again Tessa.

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 10:30 PM

I've just started replying to blonde jokes by muttering about the many painfull ways high heels could be used as weapons. People seem to think blondes want to hear dumb blonde jokes, i've heard many...

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 10:33 PM

Lotesse! Good to see you! How's everythign going? Can't beleive I missed your post...

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 10:35 PM

Oh, hello! (sorry, I was kinda ranting...)

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 10:50 PM

Ah, here we go with the buttered cat theory I've been trying to explain! The first one is without the cat:
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is
directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Here's some influential, groundbreaking scientific papers written on the subject:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijo....html#subindex

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 10:53 PM

I know a bit on the subject myself. It's kinda cool...

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 10:56 PM

LOL! Wait till you hear some of the reasons that FTL travel is possible! Ha! FTL travel. Who ever heard of such a thing?

(Heh...

)

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-25-2006, 11:00 PM

FTL? Don't they deliver flowers? Why would it impossible to hitch a ride on a flower truck?

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:00 PM

I think you need to explain yourself a little more for people like me to be able to follow what your talking about.

edit-

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 11:05 PM

Hint: FTL travel is impossible! When you get there, L is still travelling at c!
I knew you'd see it, EA.

Now here we go with some more intense discussion:
Nick Steffanoff is known to ask some pretty crazy abstract stuff. That's what I like about him, but some of this stuff is beyond me. His latest question to me is this:
What are the benefits of a planet having a moon?
Help? You will be given general credit as "my friends from Entmoot" with randomly selected specific individuals.
Got any ideas? I'm not asking FOR the answer, there IS no answer (42 maybe?), but opinions or ideas might help.

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:10 PM

I think I'll just go with 42. That way I don't have to have the headache, and I have time to listen to my music...

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-25-2006, 11:10 PM

Okay, your FTL thing..yeah, still don't get it.

As for the benefit of having a moon: not sure, but, why would any respectable planet want to be caught without one? 'Ha ha, look Planet X doesn't have a moon' *all planet snicker and point at Planet X*

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:13 PM

I kinda like our tides, and eclipses. Who does'nt want a moon?! *points and laughs at planet X too*

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 11:18 PM

Yeah, well at least Planet X is better than those sorry excuses for planets, Mercury and Venus.

EDIT: EA, wasn't there something I was supposed to e-mail you? Can't even guess as to what it was now.

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:20 PM

I like mercury... actually I just like the element... never mind..... they suck! We rule them with our moon! Go luna!

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

I like mercury... actually I just like the element... never mind..... they suck! We rule them with our moon! Go luna!

Well, Mars is better, but Saturn beats 'em all!
BRB. Eat.

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:23 PM

I LOVE PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And jupiter...

Elanor's Angel · 04-25-2006, 11:42 PM

My 4 year old sister and I are currently rocking out to the numa numa song! For a four year old, that kid can dance!

trolls' bane · 04-25-2006, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

My 4 year old sister and I are currently rocking out to the numa numa song! For a four year old, that kid can dance!

What song is that?

You have a sister?

How many years for us people in motion?

Woah, that has awful syntax, doesn't it?

04-25-2006, 10:25 PM	#781
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	laughs Entmoot the beautiful! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 10:30 PM	#783
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I've just started replying to blonde jokes by muttering about the many painfull ways high heels could be used as weapons. People seem to think blondes want to hear dumb blonde jokes, i've heard many... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 10:33 PM	#784
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Lotesse! Good to see you! How's everythign going? Can't beleive I missed your post... __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-25-2006, 10:35 PM	#785
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Oh, hello! (sorry, I was kinda ranting...) __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 10:50 PM	#786
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Ah, here we go with the buttered cat theory I've been trying to explain! The first one is without the cat: Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Here's some influential, groundbreaking scientific papers written on the subject: http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijo....html#subindex __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-25-2006, 10:53 PM	#787
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I know a bit on the subject myself. It's kinda cool... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 10:56 PM	#788
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! Wait till you hear some of the reasons that FTL travel is possible! Ha! FTL travel. Who ever heard of such a thing? (Heh... ) __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-25-2006, 11:00 PM	#789
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	FTL? Don't they deliver flowers? Why would it impossible to hitch a ride on a flower truck? __________________ Do you hear that?

04-25-2006, 11:00 PM	#790
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I think you need to explain yourself a little more for people like me to be able to follow what your talking about. edit- __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 11:05 PM	#791
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hint: FTL travel is impossible! When you get there, L is still travelling at c! I knew you'd see it, EA. Now here we go with some more intense discussion: Nick Steffanoff is known to ask some pretty crazy abstract stuff. That's what I like about him, but some of this stuff is beyond me. His latest question to me is this: What are the benefits of a planet having a moon? Help? You will be given general credit as "my friends from Entmoot" with randomly selected specific individuals. Got any ideas? I'm not asking FOR the answer, there IS no answer (42 maybe?), but opinions or ideas might help. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-25-2006, 11:10 PM	#792
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I think I'll just go with 42. That way I don't have to have the headache, and I have time to listen to my music... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 11:10 PM	#793
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Okay, your FTL thing..yeah, still don't get it. As for the benefit of having a moon: not sure, but, why would any respectable planet want to be caught without one? 'Ha ha, look Planet X doesn't have a moon' all planet snicker and point at Planet X __________________ Do you hear that?

04-25-2006, 11:13 PM	#794
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I kinda like our tides, and eclipses. Who does'nt want a moon?! points and laughs at planet X too __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 11:18 PM	#795
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Yeah, well at least Planet X is better than those sorry excuses for planets, Mercury and Venus. EDIT: EA, wasn't there something I was supposed to e-mail you? Can't even guess as to what it was now. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

04-25-2006, 11:20 PM	#796
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I like mercury... actually I just like the element... never mind..... they suck! We rule them with our moon! Go luna! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 11:23 PM	#798
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	I LOVE PLUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And jupiter... __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

04-25-2006, 11:42 PM	#799
Elanor's Angel Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hiding under my bed reading LOTR at 1:43am, Middle earth (Seattle WA) Posts: 1,239	Numa Numa! My 4 year old sister and I are currently rocking out to the numa numa song! For a four year old, that kid can dance! __________________ ~And the Geek shall inherit the Earth! Vote Trolls' Bane/Elanor's Angel 2008!!!

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