They'd never say that! - Page 40

Elanor · 12-05-2005, 08:55 PM

Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, in the glade, tell me what is the coolest fashion shade?

Boromir: Give them a moment for pity's sake!
Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with salesmen and girl scouts!

durinsbane2244 · 12-05-2005, 09:41 PM

[fellowship rests in amon hen]

Gimili: now for some pork!
Legolas: alas, here come some orcs!
Aragorn: Blast! how do they always come at dinner! i shall figh-wait! they're telemarketers! FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Elanor · 12-05-2005, 10:20 PM

Galadriel (to her mirror): What? You say black is in style? Then I guess it's time for me to become the Dark and Terrible Queen after all. Hey Frodo, I changed my mind! I'll take that Ring now.

Saruman: The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum: the Zotob Worm! Protect your computer from this virus today with The Shield Pro™ from PCSecurityShield™!

Beor · 12-05-2005, 11:47 PM

Bill the Pony: man, I really like cheese

**Nurvingiel** · 12-06-2005, 01:39 AM

((Holy crap it's Beor! *hugs*))

Bill Ferny: Hey, toss me another apple would you there Sam?

trolls' bane · 12-06-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Galadriel (to her mirror): What? You say black is in style? Then I guess it's time for me to become the Dark and Terrible Queen after all. Hey Frodo, I changed my mind! I'll take that Ring now.

Saruman: The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum: the Zotob Worm! Protect your computer from this virus today with The Shield Pro™ from PCSecurityShield™!

LOL!

Elanor · 12-07-2005, 12:04 AM

Hey, computer viruses are scary!

durinsbane2244 · 12-09-2005, 09:56 PM

MyDoom, sha na na, MyDoom, sha na na...

me9996 · 12-10-2005, 08:30 PM

(Sam comes in with camera)
Sam:Say cheese Gandalf!
Gandalf:Look how long I can say "cheese"! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(Frodo comes in)
Frodo what's gandalf doing?
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(Sam takes a picture)
Sam:I'm takeing pictures today, wanna help?
Frodo:Yup.
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Sam:First stop Gandalf.
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Frodo:Hey stop saying "EEEEEEEEEE"
Sam:He's saying "cheese".
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Frodo:Okay, Gandalf! Stop saying "Cheese"
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Frodo:Hey Gandy!
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Sam:Amazeing.
Frodo:How long he can say "cheese"?
Sam:No, he didn't react to you calling him "Gandy"
Frodo:Yeah, that too.
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Sam:I'm leaveing.
Frodo:And I'm helping you!
(Sam and Frodo leave)
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(Thumping noises from outside)
Sam:EVIL CAMERA!!!
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(5,372 years later)
Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Gandalf:Yea! See how long I did it? Frodo? Sam?
Random hobbit:Sam and frodo? Those guys died 5,372 years ago, something about an evil camera...
Gandalf:Oh, not again!

And thats all the time I have for for now (If this is blocked by the 90 second rule I'll be very surprised

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durinsbane2244 · 12-10-2005, 11:58 PM

ooooh, that must be why there's no images of gandalf found in the archives of middle-earth....

trolls' bane · 12-11-2005, 01:31 AM

LOL!

durinsbane2244 · 12-11-2005, 08:53 PM

i wonder how long he takes to order nachos...

Elanor · 12-14-2005, 01:07 AM

Gandalf: The Nachos of Numenor! Long have they lain untouched in the forgotten Tomb of Taco Bell. Touch them not. The deadly rot hath set in and the nachos are now come to ruin....Fool of a Took! I told you not to touch them!
Pippin: You didn't say not to eat them. I'm hungry.
Merry: You're always hungry, Pip.

trolls' bane · 12-15-2005, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Gandalf: The Nachos of Numenor! Long have they lain untouched in the forgotten Tomb of Taco Bell. Touch them not. The deadly rot hath set in and the nachos are now come to ruin....Fool of a Took! I told you not to touch them!
Pippin: You didn't say not to eat them. I'm hungry.
Merry: You're always hungry, Pip.

Hey! He hasn't had second breakfast!

littleadanel · 12-15-2005, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Boromir: Give them a moment for pity's sake!
Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with salesmen and girl scouts!

... not to mention screaming fangirls.

[off topic...] Oooh, durinsbane2244, I love The Music Makers! I just noticed it in your sig.

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Grey_Wolf · 12-15-2005, 09:48 AM

Gandald was out walking with Bally again when the balrog spotted a gang of Dwarves. Immediately he began straining on the leash.

"Heel, Bally, heel. I'll capture them for you and we'll have a nice bbq back home."

That settled it for Bally who loved bbq's.

me9996 · 12-15-2005, 11:40 AM

mmmm... bbq....
__________________
Gandalf:I'VE LOST MY MIND!!!
Sam:Old news.
__________________
(Gandalf and the frog)
Gandalf:Hey look! A frog!
Frog:

Gandalf:WHAT?!? YOU DARE INSULT ME?!?
Frog:

Gandalf:Stop that!
Frog:

Gandalf:STOP THAT OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE!!!
Frog:

(Gandalf turns the frog into a prince)
Prince:

__________________

littleadanel · 12-16-2005, 07:52 AM

GW, the Gandald-Bally series is simply hilarious

Grey_Wolf · 12-16-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by littleadanel

GW, the Gandald-Bally series is simply hilarious

Thanks.

Grey_Wolf · 12-16-2005, 04:02 PM

Gandald was sitting in his favourite armchair reading the Middle Earth Daily News when Bally came stomping in with basketball in his jaws.

Snorting and lashing the floor with his wip and spinning around in a jubilant dance he looked at Gandald in imploringly.

Gandald put down his newspaper.
"Bally, can't you see I'm busy. You're old enough play by yourself." he said.

Bally did another wip and spin routine, pleading for a round of one-on-one.

"Ok, Bally, let's go outside." Gandald said putting the paper aside.

12-05-2005, 08:55 PM	#781
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, in the glade, tell me what is the coolest fashion shade? Boromir: Give them a moment for pity's sake! Aragorn: By nightfall these hills will be swarming with salesmen and girl scouts! __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-05-2005, 09:41 PM	#782
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	[fellowship rests in amon hen] Gimili: now for some pork! Legolas: alas, here come some orcs! Aragorn: Blast! how do they always come at dinner! i shall figh-wait! they're telemarketers! FLY, YOU FOOLS! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-05-2005, 10:20 PM	#783
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Galadriel (to her mirror): What? You say black is in style? Then I guess it's time for me to become the Dark and Terrible Queen after all. Hey Frodo, I changed my mind! I'll take that Ring now. Saruman: The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum: the Zotob Worm! Protect your computer from this virus today with The Shield Pro™ from PCSecurityShield™! __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-05-2005, 11:47 PM	#784
Beor founder of the color blue Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: E-Space Posts: 1,727	Bill the Pony: man, I really like cheese __________________ Well, there it is.

12-07-2005, 12:04 AM	#787
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Hey, computer viruses are scary! __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-09-2005, 09:56 PM	#788
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	MyDoom, sha na na, MyDoom, sha na na... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-10-2005, 11:58 PM	#790
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	ooooh, that must be why there's no images of gandalf found in the archives of middle-earth.... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-11-2005, 01:31 AM	#791
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-11-2005, 08:53 PM	#792
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	i wonder how long he takes to order nachos... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-14-2005, 01:07 AM	#793
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Gandalf: The Nachos of Numenor! Long have they lain untouched in the forgotten Tomb of Taco Bell. Touch them not. The deadly rot hath set in and the nachos are now come to ruin....Fool of a Took! I told you not to touch them! Pippin: You didn't say not to eat them. I'm hungry. Merry: You're always hungry, Pip. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-15-2005, 09:48 AM	#796
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandald was out walking with Bally again when the balrog spotted a gang of Dwarves. Immediately he began straining on the leash. "Heel, Bally, heel. I'll capture them for you and we'll have a nice bbq back home." That settled it for Bally who loved bbq's.

12-16-2005, 07:52 AM	#798
littleadanel of the House of Bëor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	GW, the Gandald-Bally series is simply hilarious __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days

12-16-2005, 04:02 PM	#800
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandald was sitting in his favourite armchair reading the Middle Earth Daily News when Bally came stomping in with basketball in his jaws. Snorting and lashing the floor with his wip and spinning around in a jubilant dance he looked at Gandald in imploringly. Gandald put down his newspaper. "Bally, can't you see I'm busy. You're old enough play by yourself." he said. Bally did another wip and spin routine, pleading for a round of one-on-one. "Ok, Bally, let's go outside." Gandald said putting the paper aside.