12-05-2005, 08:55 PM | #781 |
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Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, in the glade, tell me what is the coolest fashion shade?
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12-05-2005, 09:41 PM | #782 |
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[fellowship rests in amon hen]
Gimili: now for some pork! Legolas: alas, here come some orcs! Aragorn: Blast! how do they always come at dinner! i shall figh-wait! they're telemarketers! FLY, YOU FOOLS!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-05-2005, 10:20 PM | #783 |
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Galadriel (to her mirror): What? You say black is in style? Then I guess it's time for me to become the Dark and Terrible Queen after all. Hey Frodo, I changed my mind! I'll take that Ring now.
Saruman: The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum: the Zotob Worm! Protect your computer from this virus today with The Shield Pro™ from PCSecurityShield™! |
12-05-2005, 11:47 PM | #784 |
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Bill the Pony: man, I really like cheese
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((Holy crap it's Beor! *hugs*))
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12-06-2005, 11:46 PM | #786 | |
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12-07-2005, 12:04 AM | #787 |
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Hey, computer viruses are scary!
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12-09-2005, 09:56 PM | #788 |
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MyDoom, sha na na, MyDoom, sha na na...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-10-2005, 08:30 PM | #789 | |
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(Sam comes in with camera)
Sam:Say cheese Gandalf! Gandalf:Look how long I can say "cheese"! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (Frodo comes in) Frodo what's gandalf doing? Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (Sam takes a picture) Sam:I'm takeing pictures today, wanna help? Frodo:Yup. Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Sam:First stop Gandalf. Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Frodo:Hey stop saying "EEEEEEEEEE" Sam:He's saying "cheese". Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Frodo:Okay, Gandalf! Stop saying "Cheese" Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Frodo:Hey Gandy! Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Sam:Amazeing. Frodo:How long he can say "cheese"? Sam:No, he didn't react to you calling him "Gandy" Frodo:Yeah, that too. Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Sam:I'm leaveing. Frodo:And I'm helping you! (Sam and Frodo leave) Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (Thumping noises from outside) Sam:EVIL CAMERA!!! Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (5,372 years later) Gandalf:...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! Gandalf:Yea! See how long I did it? Frodo? Sam? Random hobbit:Sam and frodo? Those guys died 5,372 years ago, something about an evil camera... Gandalf:Oh, not again! And thats all the time I have for for now (If this is blocked by the 90 second rule I'll be very surprised )
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12-10-2005, 11:58 PM | #790 |
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ooooh, that must be why there's no images of gandalf found in the archives of middle-earth....
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-11-2005, 01:31 AM | #791 |
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LOL!
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12-11-2005, 08:53 PM | #792 |
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i wonder how long he takes to order nachos...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
12-14-2005, 01:07 AM | #793 |
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Gandalf: The Nachos of Numenor! Long have they lain untouched in the forgotten Tomb of Taco Bell. Touch them not. The deadly rot hath set in and the nachos are now come to ruin....Fool of a Took! I told you not to touch them!
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12-15-2005, 09:48 AM | #796 |
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Gandald was out walking with Bally again when the balrog spotted a gang of Dwarves. Immediately he began straining on the leash.
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mmmm... bbq....
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GW, the Gandald-Bally series is simply hilarious
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Gandald was sitting in his favourite armchair reading the Middle Earth Daily News when Bally came stomping in with basketball in his jaws.
Snorting and lashing the floor with his wip and spinning around in a jubilant dance he looked at Gandald in imploringly. Gandald put down his newspaper. "Bally, can't you see I'm busy. You're old enough play by yourself." he said. Bally did another wip and spin routine, pleading for a round of one-on-one. "Ok, Bally, let's go outside." Gandald said putting the paper aside. |