10-15-2005, 05:18 PM | #781 |
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From afar over the Field of Pelennor came blast of punkmusic from ghettoblasters brought along by the ORCers.
Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha I am an antichrist I am an anarchist Don't know what i want but I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passer by cos i I wanna be anarchy ! No dogs body Anarchy for the u.k it's coming sometime and maybe I give a wrong time stop a trafic line Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos i I wanna be anarchy ! In the city How many ways to get what you want I use the best i use the rest I use the enemy i use anarchy cos i I wanna be anarchy ! The only way to be ! Is this the m.p.l.a Or is this the u.d.a Or is this the i.r.a I thought it was the u.k or just Another country Another council tenancy I wanna be an anarchist Oh what a name Get pissed destroy ! |
10-15-2005, 07:01 PM | #782 |
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the trolls were into heavy rock ...
" run to the hills" and "like a bat out of hell" were being badly but enthusiastically mauled as they trudged along banging their heads |
10-16-2005, 06:56 PM | #783 |
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It drew now to evening by the hour, and the light was so dim that even far-sighted men upon the Citadel could discern little clearly out upon the fields save the burnings that ever multiplied and the lines of fire that grew in length and speed. At last, less than a mile from the City, a more ordered mass of men came into few, marching not running, still holding together.
The watchers held their breath until they began to turn blue and purple. "Faramir must be there," they said. "He can control men and bikes. He will make it yet."
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10-17-2005, 10:01 AM | #784 |
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They were carrying a stretcher on which lay Faramir.
Gandalf rushed out."What happened?" "He was hit by an extremely high note of Heavy Metal and dozed off into a coma." "Ok. Take him to the E R." Gandalf ordered. The men carried Faramir gently in thru the Gates and up the winding road to the level in which the E R was located. |
10-20-2005, 03:15 PM | #785 |
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Over the high speakers set up all around the city a Queen tune began playing:
Here we are, Born to be kings, We're the princes of the universe, Here we belong, Fighting to survive, In a world with the darkest powers, And here we are, We're the princes of the universe, Here we belong, Fightinf for survival, We've come to be the rules of your world, I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, I have no rival, No man can bemy equal, Take me to the future of your world, Born to be kings, Princes of the universe, Fighting and free, Got your world in my hand, I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand, We were born to be princes of the universe, No man could understand. My power is in my own hand, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, People talk about you, People say you've had your day, I'm a man that will go far, Fly the moon and reach for the stars, With my sword and head held high, Got to pass the test first time - yeah, I know that people talk about me I hear it every day, But I can prove you worng cos I'm right first time, Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Wathc this man fly, Bring on the girls, Here We are. Born to be kings. We're the princes of the universe. Here we belong. Born to be kings, Princes of the universe. Fighting and free, Got the world in my hands. I'm here for your love, And I'll make my stand, We were born to be prices of the universe. Just to cheer people up. |
10-22-2005, 10:05 AM | #786 |
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After they had carried Faramir into the City, the Guards closed the Titan-reinforced Gates.
No one would exit the soon to beleaguered City again for a long time. Pippin wondered where the Rest of the Homies where and how Frodo and Sam were doing, as he and Beregond were ordered off the premises closest to the Gates. Troopers in green-brown camouflaged combat fatigues took up their positions along the wall and the Gates. |
10-24-2005, 04:53 PM | #787 |
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Yet another empowering tune blasted out of the speakers in the City.
I've paid my dues Time after time I've done my sentence But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face But i've come through And i need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world I've taken my bows And my curtain calls You've bought me fame and fortune And everything that goes with it I thank you all But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And i ain't gonna lose And i need to go on and on and on and on We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the world We are the champions - my friend And we'll keep on fighting till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the World. The men, women and children left in the City felt it in their hearts that they would survive whatever the enemy through at them. |
10-24-2005, 05:07 PM | #788 |
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over in the Healing tent though, it was more techno ..boom,boom,boom went the bass, with the melodic machine that went "BEEP" set to a heady echoing reverb.
Suddenly the Doctor turned down the system and standing by Denethor, took out his guitar and shaking his long flowing be-flowered hair began to sing... "All you need is love ... ... love is all you need ..." Denethor was having none of it though and hair greased and spiked up he began... " I'm a fire-starter ...twisted fire-starter ..Yaa, yaa, Yaa!" ... |
11-02-2005, 05:25 PM | #789 |
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Out on the Field of Pelennor the approaching Unionist Head-banging ORCers was finally having a ball torching empty buildings and throwing bricks through windows and other ORCist regular entertainments.
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11-03-2005, 03:58 PM | #790 |
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Orc #1: "Hey, why throw the brick?"
Orc #2: Lowers brick he was about to throw. "Huh?" [glares at Orc#1] Orc#1: "Really, why bother? It's just a window. Not exactly a strategic target. " Orc#2: "Hmmm, good question." [Looks at window...looks at brick...looks at Orc #1] "Seems to be only one answer." [Throws brick at Orc #1]
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11-03-2005, 05:13 PM | #791 |
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Orcs #3, #4 and #5 of the subsection of the subsection of the subsection of the ORCers 339 of the Cirith Ungol engage the enemy, that is their protagonists in the ORCers 337 with well-aimed bricks, blood flowing and bones cracking until the Chairman of ORCers 335 slams his slegdehammer in the ground and shouts:
"For crying out aloud aren't we supposed to be fighting the White-Skins not between ourselves? You numbskulls, get going!" |
11-03-2005, 05:16 PM | #792 |
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they were famous last words as the combined bricks (including a rather rotten old kitchen sink) came hurling at him ...
still, the laughter stopped the fighting... and with a great cheer the 335's, the 337's and the 339's carried on smashing windas and lighting up the night ... Last edited by Butterbeer : 11-03-2005 at 05:18 PM. |
11-08-2005, 12:56 PM | #793 |
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On entering the smashed up houses the ORCers in their exuberant mood begins to sing:
I feel good I knew that i would now So good So good I've got you I feel nice Like sugar and spice So nice So nice I've got you When i hold in my arms I know that you do me no harm I feel good I knew that i would now So good So good I've got you I feel nice Like sugar and spice |
11-10-2005, 11:38 AM | #794 |
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Quickly, the defenders of Gondor laid countless caltrops, roller-skates, and distracting Cosmo magazines with Paris Hilton on the cover to waylay the enemy.
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11-10-2005, 11:49 AM | #795 |
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ORCers not having any taste (as we all know) threw themselves on the huge piles of fashion magazines, especially those with Paris on the cover. Some sneaky Gordonese Commandos snuck up behind them and knifed their unprotected backs with their sharp bowie-knives.
Outside, Gordonese 105 mm howitzers and automatic guns opened up on the advancing main ORCese forces. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-10-2005 at 11:52 AM. |
11-10-2005, 12:36 PM | #796 |
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Many orcs fell to the roller skates and caltrops....but hordes in the tens-of-thousands marched on.
The sky darkened....making for an excellent laser and light show going on at the amphitheater at Gondor Community College (GCC). Many of the students were tripping on the show and oblivious to the "happenings" in the fields below. The sky continued to darken... A bird was lost for a moment.
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11-10-2005, 04:26 PM | #797 |
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The Army of the Witch-King stopped their march within a mile of the wall, and began set up their modernized Pilums (latin for catapult) and began showering the hidden troopers who was taking cover beneath the first wall.
Bedlam! Mini-guns, M-16's, trench mortars and grenade throwers opened up on the ORCers who took cover behind raised shields and the rapidly trashed Pilums. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-10-2005 at 04:31 PM. |
11-10-2005, 06:02 PM | #798 |
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the gondorian troopers put away their bowie-knives singing "we could be heroes! - just for one day!" while their fallen commander - major Tom - was lamented by an eery rendition of "ashes to ashes".
meanwhile back in the citadel the thin white duke, lately ridden in from the south, was about to take the pepsi challenge ... |
11-12-2005, 07:04 PM | #799 |
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"Pfaw!" the Thin White Duke emitted disgusted."This is true crap!" pouring out the can of Pepsi.
Meanwhile, the 335:ers, 337:ers and 339:ers continued their mayhemic proceedings in the out-towns of Minas Tirith. |
11-12-2005, 07:47 PM | #800 |
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slurping greedily, the thin white duke took the other cup, now this WAS the REAL thing ...
*please note, this rpg is in no way sponsored by coca cola, nor advocates the use of cocaine* - now a word from our sponsors ... The gondorian wall guards all looked resplendent in their levis "hey have you got Levi combats?" asked one in awe happily biting into his fresh succulent and extremely well presented KFC ... Suddenly the air was rent by a far off cry of the lawyers .... |
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