We Love Jona-Thong 2003 Calendar - Page 4

jerseydevil · 05-09-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
OMI! Your joking! He's joking! He has to be joking!

GAH! You're going to take down the November pic, right? At least that! Come on now, I've done your bidding, fair is fair.

Jonathan really likes that picture. I have to give him something.

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
Jonathan really likes that picture. I have to give him something.

C'mon, Jonathan... tell him you don't like that picture. Ppplllllleeeaaasssssse. I'll make it worth your while.

jerseydevil · 05-09-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
C'mon, Jonathan... tell him you don't like that picture. Ppplllllleeeaaasssssse. I'll make it worth your while.

How - by making the picture come true?

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
How - by making the picture come true?

Falagar · 05-09-2003, 09:37 AM

I vote for November too!

Became curious after seeing how much Ruinel hated this pic.

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Falagar
I vote for November too!

Became curious after seeing how much Ruinel hated this pic.

ACK! I am my own worst enemy!

jerseydevil · 05-09-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
ACK! I am my own worst enemy!

I was going to tell you - the more you mention it the more curious people will get.

Ruinel · 05-09-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
I was going to tell you - the more you mention it the more curious people will get.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-09-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Jonathan
I found that easter egg, it was quite funny.

What is this infamous Easter Egg?

Can't seem to find it...

Sheeana · 05-10-2003, 04:20 AM

If it's about uncircumcision, ya prolly don't want to know.

Linaewen · 05-10-2003, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by jerseydevil
I may have a misspelling.

Did you give your favorite month?

Yes- I said April but now I've changed my mind. I like September best now.

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Glad you liked the stories. Were they sappy enough? I try my best. My intention was to use other female names to make it look like a bunch of chicks were after Jonathan, but the decision was left to JD.

Sorry about recycling the story I wrote for you. But you weren't using it. No sense in wasting a good story. I changed it somewhat, though. That website isn't going to be up forever. You can still use it later, no one will remember that we used it for the Jona-Thong website.

Oh, they were abominably sappy.

Good work. It was horrible imagery tho, cause I know what you both look like. It was so funny you be 'startled' half of the time, Jonathan's tackling you being 'romantic' Hehe.

Nar, I don't want it. 'Sides, I only had it for 1 day. I doubt anyone remembers it. It was a shame: there was only one new story to read. Post more!

Ruinel · 05-10-2003, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Yes- I said April but now I've changed my mind. I like September best now.

Oh, they were abominably sappy. Good work. It was horrible imagery tho, cause I know what you both look like. It was so funny you be 'startled' half of the time, Jonathan's tackling you being 'romantic' Hehe.

Nar, I don't want it. 'Sides, I only had it for 1 day. I doubt anyone remembers it. It was a shame: there was only one new story to read. Post more!

April, then... good... back to school pic for Jonathan... nice.

I aim to please.

As for having the story in your sig. You are probably right. I don't think anyone will remember it.

As for writing more... I'd have to write more with other girl names. He's gotta look like a stud ya know.

Linaewen · 05-10-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel

As for writing more... I'd have to write more with other girl names. He's gotta look like a stud ya know.

I don't mind if you use me. Anything to boost his reputation.

Please, not so sappy for mine though. And no kissing!

Ruinel · 05-10-2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
I don't mind if you use me. Anything to boost his reputation. Please, not so sappy for mine though. And no kissing!

Ok, then ... a story where Linaewen and Jonathan are kissing. Do you want a small passionate kiss, a slight open mouth passionate kiss, or a full suck face kiss where you two are groping each other? If you choose the groping kiss... please specify the areas in which you want his hands as well as yours.
Since this is a pg-13 site, keep the hands on the outside of the clothes please.

Linaewen · 05-10-2003, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Ok, then ... a story where Linaewen and Jonathan are kissing. Do you want a small passionate kiss, a slight open mouth passionate kiss, or a full suck face kiss where you two are groping each other? If you choose the groping kiss... please specify the areas in which you want his hands as well as yours.
Since this is a pg-13 site, keep the hands on the outside of the clothes please.

I'd like to have the type of kiss involving no contact whatsoever, thanks.

Ruinel · 05-10-2003, 09:45 AM

*wishes she had gotten more sleep last night... is so tired she can't read all the posts right*

Ah... full contact then...

*thinks* yeah... easy enough... I'll start on it now. But remember, your hands and his must be on the outside of your clothing. No sneaking your hands in anywhere... that's heavy petting and not allowed!!

Edit: I forgot to ask. I need a bit of background. How do you want it to read? I'm assuming you still want to be half-elven and he is an Atan from Sweden. Yes?
First meeting between Linaewen and Jonathan.
Linaewen and Jonathan have longed for each other, but only now are getting together.

And remember!!! No heavy petting!!! It's not allowed!!!

Lalaith · 05-10-2003, 10:04 AM

*is entering the discussion very late* I know, but I just have seen the website and it's so funny.

Linaewen · 05-10-2003, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel

Edit: I forgot to ask. I need a bit of background. How do you want it to read? I'm assuming you still want to be half-elven and he is an Atan from Sweden. Yes?
First meeting between Linaewen and Jonathan.
Linaewen and Jonathan have longed for each other, but only now are getting together.

And remember!!! No heavy petting!!! It's not allowed!!!

Nah. Jonathan ain't no player. Don't scare him away, Ruinel! He's teaching me Svenska! Han är snäll!

Ruinel · 05-10-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Nah. Jonathan ain't no player. Don't scare him away, Ruinel! He's teaching me Svenska! Han är snäll!

It would take more than little ole me *bats eyes* to scare him away. And it would bring me great sadness to see that happen. Jonathan has been fun to play with *bats Jonathan around between her paws like a mouse*. But dilemma! When I;m bored with playing with him, do I eat him? Or let him go? *eyes mouse with evil grin; Jonathan Mouse begins to squeek and squirm* Hmmmm... maybe I should put him in a cage and give him as a gift to Linaewen. Wadayathink?

Lalaith: yes... it is funny, isn't it.

Linaewen · 05-10-2003, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
It would take more than little ole me *bats eyes* to scare him away. And it would bring me great sadness to see that happen. Jonathan has been fun to play with *bats Jonathan around between her paws like a mouse*. But dilemma! When I;m bored with playing with him, do I eat him? Or let him go? *eyes mouse with evil grin; Jonathan Mouse begins to squeek and squirm* Hmmmm... maybe I should put him in a cage and give him as a gift to Linaewen. Wadayathink?

Lalaith: yes... it is funny, isn't it.

I don't want Jonathan as a gift, thanks very much. He's my teacher. Anyway, back on topic: How goes the poll?

05-09-2003, 09:37 AM	#65
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	I vote for November too! Became curious after seeing how much Ruinel hated this pic. __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

05-10-2003, 09:45 AM	#76
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	wishes she had gotten more sleep last night... is so tired she can't read all the posts right Ah... full contact then... thinks yeah... easy enough... I'll start on it now. But remember, your hands and his must be on the outside of your clothing. No sneaking your hands in anywhere... that's heavy petting and not allowed!! Edit: I forgot to ask. I need a bit of background. How do you want it to read? I'm assuming you still want to be half-elven and he is an Atan from Sweden. Yes? First meeting between Linaewen and Jonathan. Linaewen and Jonathan have longed for each other, but only now are getting together. And remember!!! No heavy petting!!! It's not allowed!!! Last edited by Ruinel : 05-10-2003 at 09:48 AM.

05-10-2003, 10:04 AM	#77
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	is entering the discussion very late I know, but I just have seen the website and it's so funny. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

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05-10-2003, 04:20 AM	#70
Sheeana Lord of the Pants Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,382	If it's about uncircumcision, ya prolly don't want to know.