Who Thinks Catherine Zeta-Jones is Hot!?!?!? - Page 4

Ruinel · 05-01-2003, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sheeana
Oh yes. Nothing like a guy's kilt blowing up around a big hairy butt.

Millane · 05-02-2003, 03:09 AM

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Errr...'claymore'??? Isn't that a mine??? who's shophie marceau??

sorry its Sophie Marceau and she is the French princess that married the kings wanker son i cant remember what her name in the movie was though. ohhh it is a mine but that is in crappy modern war William Wallaces sword is a claymore a big scottish sword. and i dirk id love a good dirk aswell... but for now ill just settle with Sophie...

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Oh, but they wear them (berets and silly socks) in parades when they play those blasted pipes and march... damn silly if you ask me, with those silly tassles on their socks. I'd rather see the guys wearing their hair long with braids wearing those skirts without anything underneath... very hot.

blasted pipes??? they are awesome... and even these modern day parade-ing scots still have dirks in there socks (lucky bastards im not allowed to carry a knife in public

) who cares about the berets the cool battle pig scots didnt were berets and he socks are cool but you may be talking about different socks (tassles

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Coney · 05-02-2003, 05:37 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Oh, but they wear them (berets and silly socks) in parades when they play those blasted pipes and march..

Blasted pipes!!.......Bagpipes were the first Weapons of Mass Destruction invented!! (Go watch Billy Connely live at the Albert Hall for confermation

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Scotts need hairy butts.........gets cold up north

Baby-K · 05-02-2003, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Scotts need hairy butts.........gets cold up north

Don't ye mean down South?

(well in those skirts....)

Coney · 05-02-2003, 05:48 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Don't ye mean down South? (well in those skirts....)

One thing is for sure.........nowt much points north

............ luckily I ain't had to wear a kilt (although me family does have a tartan).

Baby-K · 05-02-2003, 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
One thing is for sure.........nowt much points north ............ luckily I ain't had to wear a kilt (although me family does have a tartan).

Well I reckon you should wear yer kilt for us (just once please) just so we can reaffirm the hairy butt theory..........

Coney · 05-02-2003, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Well I reckon you should wear yer kilt for us (just once please) just so we can reaffirm the hairy butt theory..........

Hmm, last time my butt got an airing on the 'moot it was woodstained and varnished :/

Nah, I couldn't wear a kilt..........I wouldn't subject the 'moot to the horror that is my pale hairy legs..............

Baby-K · 05-02-2003, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Coney
Hmm, last time my butt got an airing on the 'moot it was woodstained and varnished :/

Nah, I couldn't wear a kilt..........I wouldn't subject the 'moot to the horror that is my pale hairy legs..............

Is that still there?

Need help pulling it off (or are ye happy with truly being hardassed?)

Thank goodness I'm sober today, cos any attempts at typing kilt last night would have got me banned

Coney · 05-02-2003, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by Baby-K
Thank goodness I'm sober today, cos any attempts at typing kilt last night would have got me banned

Prolly hun..............not many variation of spelling kilt

Finrod Felagund · 05-02-2003, 09:16 AM

Ahem...Catherine Zeta-Jones...

Sheeana · 05-02-2003, 06:51 PM

Bah. Angelina Jolie is hotter.

Wayfarer · 05-02-2003, 06:58 PM

Ruinel · 05-02-2003, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Sheeana
Bah. Angelina Jolie is hotter.

Isn't she the one with the big scary lips in Tomb Raider? Agh! I'm glad that movie wasn't 3-D. Those lips are freakish.

Ruinel · 05-02-2003, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Millane
im not allowed to carry a knife in public )

ha! I carry a knife with me at all times! You just keep it concealed.

*big puppy dog eyes and pouty lips* Oh, officer... whoops, how did that get in my pocket? Oh, yes, I think I was stripping wires (or cutting rope or some other crap, make up whatever) at home and I must have left it there by mistake. Gosh, no... I'd never normally carry such a thing. Gosh no, sir. I can be on my way? Thank you sir, and you have a nice day too....

Falagar · 05-02-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
ha! I carry a knife with me at all times! You just keep it concealed.
*big puppy dog eyes and pouty lips* Oh, officer... whoops, how did that get in my pocket? Oh, yes, I think I was stripping wires (or cutting rope or some other crap, make up whatever) at home and I must have left it there by mistake. Gosh, no... I'd never normally carry such a thing. Gosh no, sir. I can be on my way? Thank you sir, and you have a nice day too....

...or you just stab him.

Coney · 05-02-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
ha! I carry a knife with me at all times! You just keep it concealed.
*big puppy dog eyes and pouty lips* Oh, officer... whoops, how did that get in my pocket? Oh, yes, I think I was stripping wires (or cutting rope or some other crap, make up whatever) at home and I must have left it there by mistake. Gosh, no... I'd never normally carry such a thing. Gosh no, sir. I can be on my way? Thank you sir, and you have a nice day too....

o_O

Ruinel · 05-02-2003, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Falagar
...or you just stab him.

Uh, hell no... they have the death penalty here for killing a cop. Besides, I wouldn't do that.

I had an uncle who was a cop.

Iboen · 05-03-2003, 04:27 AM

moving on SWIFTLY from the subject of knives and kilts and scary stuff like that, I decided that Catherine Zeta Jones is pretty but an airhead. she's so snobby.

Sheeana · 05-03-2003, 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by Wayfarer

Can you get any sexier than this?

Baby-K · 05-03-2003, 08:05 AM

Hey Sheeana, we actually agree about something!

I can also not understand why these guys would devote a thread to someone like Catherine Eat the bones when Angelina is so much hotter....

05-02-2003, 09:16 AM	#70
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Ahem...Catherine Zeta-Jones... __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

05-02-2003, 06:58 PM	#72
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	__________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

05-03-2003, 04:27 AM	#78
Iboen Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Cheshire, UK... w00tage! Posts: 43	moving on SWIFTLY from the subject of knives and kilts and scary stuff like that, I decided that Catherine Zeta Jones is pretty but an airhead. she's so snobby. __________________ Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

05-03-2003, 08:05 AM	#80
Baby-K Corruptor Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jozi SA Posts: 1,885	Hey Sheeana, we actually agree about something! I can also not understand why these guys would devote a thread to someone like Catherine Eat the bones when Angelina is so much hotter.... __________________ Don't wet yourself with excitement.

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