Three worder...

of Balrog and

Neekerbreeker. It had

five eyes, ten

crystal clear teeth,

and one large

hammer, with which

it used it

to bash people

. Its eyes were

very sharp. They

were weeping. Yes

, it was fierce,

and it was

very, very scary.

So Rosie yelled

Here's what's happened so far: Through long Ages...the hobbits were considered to be insignificant. But Elanor knew that they were destined for the ultimate power. And the dogcows knew it too. The Shire was unusually quiet for the Mayor's birthday. Usually, the road was filled with merry little hobbits, singing, dancing, and farting all the day long. Ominously, no-one farted! So the Mayor's birthday was smell free. Samwise, the Mayor, called for a speech, given by Peregrin Took, the famous and handsome Hobbit of the Year, who fortunately declined to speak. Instead, Elanor had Rosie Cotton give it. Rosie eloquently told of how Sam had defeated the ugly spider, Shelob. The speech was marvelous. Everyone cheered, calling for a toast of gingerale, saying, "Three Cheers to Sam," Spider Killer! After everyone had guzzled gingerale, they made their way back to Bag-End and smoked some pipeweed. Suddenly, the Lord of the Rings materialized right before Sam and said, "Hullo Sam my lad, happy birthday!" Sam screamed and Elanor went after the Red Eye with her dagger and killed him dead. Just then, Rosie turned and saw the most amazing creature, some combination of Balrog and Neekerbreeker. It had five eyes, ten crystal clear teeth, and one large hammer, with which it used it to bash people. Its eyes were very sharp. They were weeping. Yes, it was fierce, and it was very, very scary. So Rosie yelled

at Sam, and

and suddenly the

snow stopped falling

and the sun