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04-23-2006, 02:40 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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That is so kewl.
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords |
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04-23-2006, 08:59 AM
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Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
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"It is little known that America’s best-loved song was written by a woman who was a feminist, a lesbian, a Christian socialist, and an ardent anti-imperialist. "
Really!  She had the right idea...
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04-23-2006, 12:02 PM
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of the House of Bëor
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Eastwards.
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*warmer season is here; I hear swearing, laughing and shouting from the neighbours' garden* Ah, a party. Hanging 'em by the toes?  Yesss.The wife especially, for her idiotic laugh. Oh, and their annoying daughters too.
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04-23-2006, 04:46 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in the clean air
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lordy!! america - "best loved song' be what is it, please? ymca, being by the village people band, is it yes maybe? |
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04-23-2006, 07:42 PM
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Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
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Political people who get in the way of other people being hung by their toes.
 
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04-23-2006, 10:49 PM
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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04-23-2006, 11:04 PM
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"The Bomb"
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: all over the place
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 Red tape is dumb.How about masochists, just to smile at the irony when they start crying about broken toes and ears? Them and people who take everything for granted.
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04-23-2006, 11:04 PM
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Co-President of Entmoot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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I'd hang the author of that, er, hymn, by their toes for 5 minutes only, since their heart was probably in the right place when they wrote it. I'd also hang whoever invented automated answering services by their toes, with a recording playing... "If you'd like to be taken down, please say, 'Take me down from hanging by my toes.'" "Take me down from hanging by my toes!" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. If you'd like to be taken down, please say, 'Take me down from hanging by my toes.'" "Take me down from hanging by my toes!!! Ow ow ow!" "I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request. If you'd like to be taken down..."
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04-23-2006, 11:22 PM
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Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
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Ah! The old snerkypoo! (I was just trying to remember that silly word a few days ago, could only come up with "snork"
...thanks! )
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Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 04-23-2006 at 11:23 PM. |
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04-24-2006, 12:39 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Not where I want to be ...
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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04-24-2006, 10:28 AM
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Spaceman Spiff
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me
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Because I'm extremely sunburnt and I know it's coming: People who touch your shoulders and say, "Does that hurt?" No, it feels great. Why don't you give me a massage with sandpaper and make it feel even better. People who say, "You were out in the sun to long weren't you?" Nope, got this when I fell asleep under the hot lamp at McDonalds.
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04-24-2006, 01:17 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Hahahahahahah! Captian, I feel your pain. My meds for anti-depression, that I no longer take because its a load of poo, said that I couldnt go out into sunlight without being swathed in cloth. Well, I didnt read the fine print and went out for the nice weather. For the first time in my dark skinned life I got SUNBURNED so badly. My skin was peeling off in thick sheets, and everyone would come up and poke me saying "Gee that looks like it hurts."
Up by their Toes I say! Them and also stupid teachers that loose my papers.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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04-24-2006, 01:50 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in the clean air
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here miss last sane - have some now here of my rizla papers, and here some for your dopey teacher be - also. why not think maybe you give the teacher mr or mrs a pipe instead of papers, yes? |
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04-24-2006, 01:54 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Toby, I think the Pipe is something they already have. Lord only knows what they are smoking. I sure could use some of it, whatever it may be.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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04-24-2006, 02:35 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Some where between the ground and the sky
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Can I be selfish and hang an exgirl friend by her toes, becuase she blames me for everything that's gone wrong in her life and making her jaded when she was the one who broke up with me. And telliing me i'm stalking her when i haven't talked to her in close to a year.
i know Its cruel sorry. How about people that tailgate
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Why is the word phonetically spelled with a ph? Who's cruel idea was it to put a s in the word Lisp?  Why is the word abbreviated such a long word? Why is the latin word for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Yes it is i checked online. Remember Remember the fifth of November |
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04-24-2006, 02:46 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
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04-24-2006, 03:45 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Village People *splutter* *kicks the 90-second rule in the bollocks *thinks *kicks Tristan in the bollocks for implementing
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 04-24-2006 at 03:52 PM. |
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04-24-2006, 03:48 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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You have figured who he is or havent?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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04-24-2006, 05:01 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: 私は言わない
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Those who makes fun of The Father of Modern Gaming, Shigeru Miyamoto. Game designer for Nintendo, created works: Zelda, Mario, Donkey Kong, and more
.And all those who think that Anime/Manga sucks should definitley be hung by their toes. Ooh, and George W. Bush ... |
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04-24-2006, 05:24 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Some where between the ground and the sky
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yeah so what about people who argue that in order to appreciate the LOTR movies you have to have read the books, but then tell you that you can't apply the books to the movies in order to understand the movies better
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Why is the word phonetically spelled with a ph? Who's cruel idea was it to put a s in the word Lisp? Why is the word abbreviated such a long word? Why is the latin word for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Yes it is i checked online. Remember Remember the fifth of November Last edited by tomstheman : 04-24-2006 at 05:26 PM. |
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