The silly rumour thread - Page 4

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:12 AM

Or, in the case of Jackie Chan, and Michelle Yeoh, step ladders, and drunken master fighting, and quite possibly hand cuffs.

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I heard (from a friend's neighbour's uncle's fishing buddy), that they are thinking of making a LOTR TV series, starring Jon Claude Van Damme as Frodo.

I heard that too, but Swartzneger is going to be Frodo. Tom Cruise is going to be Aragorn.

Thanks AE.

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 07:17 AM

Damn! My sources told me Danny deVito was gonna play Aragorn. Ah well...

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by Elvellon
I heard that too, but Swartzneger is going to be Frodo. Tom Cruise is going to be Aragorn.

Thanks AE.

Well... I'm hoping that Swartzenegger is in it, he rules so much more than Van Damme. However, if they put Tom Cruise in there, I am going to slaughter all the first born sons of the movie cast....

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Damn! My sources told me Danny deVito was gonna play Aragorn. Ah well...

Danny DeVito can play Aragorn's Dimple!

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Well... I'm hoping that Swartzenegger is in it, he rules so much more than Van Damme. However, if they put Tom Cruise in there, I am going to slaughter all the first born sons of the movie cast....

I’ve also heard that Penelope Cruz is going to be Arwen.

Andúril · 04-17-2002, 07:29 AM

But then my source also said Liv Tyler was gonna play the cave troll - I should have seen the lies and deception....ah well.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:32 AM

Yeah, well, *I* heard that Liv was sleeping with the director, and then got really mad, when he wouldn't let her do the ford scene. So, she stopped messing around with him, and then he dropped her role as Arwen, and made her an orc instead.

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 07:33 AM

Why? Isn’t she playing the cave troll? I heard that was a sure thing!

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 07:45 AM

Hey, Zit the hacker just emailed me with some hot news. They are now considerating to give Danny DeVito the role of Frodo’s long lost twin brother. He have been kidnapped when a baby and brought to Mordor, were Sauron (played by Jeri Ryan; better known for her role as 7 of 9) raised him to became the Witch-king.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 07:52 AM

Yeah, I heard that too, only, DeVito's character becomes pregnant due to an infected sword...

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 08:06 AM

Who is going to play the son/daughter?

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 08:12 AM

Gary Coleman!!! Of course.

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 08:51 AM

It figures...

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 08:55 AM

Well, I'm not too sure on this rumour, but I heard that Martha Stewart is playing Sauron... I'll have to check up on the source, though.

***azalea*** · 04-17-2002, 09:34 AM

Yeah, I heard when Frodo and Sam get to Mordor instead of finding pits of steaming sludge, they find a japanese bonsai garden and they think they've grown magically. Then Martha (Sauron) comes out w/ a plate of warm brownies in an attempt to woo the ring from them. She reasons to them that she has the matching earrings and bracelet, so they must give it to her. They are so charmed that they almost do, but Gollum jumps in and takes it at the last minute.

Elvellon · 04-17-2002, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by azalea
Yeah, I heard when Frodo and Sam get to Mordor instead of finding pits of steaming sludge, they find a japanese bonsai garden and they think they've grown magically. Then Martha (Sauron) comes out w/ a plate of warm brownies in an attempt to woo the ring from them. She reasons to them that she has the matching earrings and bracelet, so they must give it to her. They are so charmed that they almost do, but Gollum jumps in and takes it at the last minute.

Just one question, who is Martha?

Btw, Theoden is going to be played by David Bowie

He is going to sing as he ride to the Pelennor Fields.

***Earniel*** · 04-17-2002, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Elvellon
Just one question, who is Martha?

I think the best answer to that is: Read the 'what would you do? heh heh heh' thread. It'll only take 4 houres of your time but I think it might give the explanation you were looking for.

BeardofPants · 04-17-2002, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Elvellon

Just one question, who is Martha?

Btw, Theoden is going to be played by David Bowie

He is going to sing as he ride to the Pelennor Fields.

She is an american TV show hostess, who does a show on how to bake things, and make things, and make your home pretty. (I didn't know about the "heh heh heh" thread, I just thought of the ultimate evil, ie hausfrau.)

YES!! David Bowie....

***anduin*** · 04-17-2002, 04:58 PM

Martha Stewart.....

Great, now I have to wash my hands, screen, and keyboard!

04-17-2002, 07:12 AM	#61
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Or, in the case of Jackie Chan, and Michelle Yeoh, step ladders, and drunken master fighting, and quite possibly hand cuffs. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 07:32 AM	#68
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Yeah, well, I heard that Liv was sleeping with the director, and then got really mad, when he wouldn't let her do the ford scene. So, she stopped messing around with him, and then he dropped her role as Arwen, and made her an orc instead. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 07:33 AM	#69
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Why? Isn’t she playing the cave troll? I heard that was a sure thing! __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-17-2002, 07:45 AM	#70
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Hey, Zit the hacker just emailed me with some hot news. They are now considerating to give Danny DeVito the role of Frodo’s long lost twin brother. He have been kidnapped when a baby and brought to Mordor, were Sauron (played by Jeri Ryan; better known for her role as 7 of 9) raised him to became the Witch-king. __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-17-2002, 07:52 AM	#71
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Yeah, I heard that too, only, DeVito's character becomes pregnant due to an infected sword... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 07:17 AM	#63
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Damn! My sources told me Danny deVito was gonna play Aragorn. Ah well...

04-17-2002, 07:29 AM	#67
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	But then my source also said Liv Tyler was gonna play the cave troll - I should have seen the lies and deception....ah well.

04-17-2002, 08:06 AM	#72
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Who is going to play the son/daughter? __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-17-2002, 08:12 AM	#73
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Gary Coleman!!! Of course. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 08:51 AM	#74
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	It figures... __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

04-17-2002, 08:55 AM	#75
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Well, I'm not too sure on this rumour, but I heard that Martha Stewart is playing Sauron... I'll have to check up on the source, though. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-17-2002, 09:34 AM	#76
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Yeah, I heard when Frodo and Sam get to Mordor instead of finding pits of steaming sludge, they find a japanese bonsai garden and they think they've grown magically. Then Martha (Sauron) comes out w/ a plate of warm brownies in an attempt to woo the ring from them. She reasons to them that she has the matching earrings and bracelet, so they must give it to her. They are so charmed that they almost do, but Gollum jumps in and takes it at the last minute.

04-17-2002, 04:58 PM	#80
*anduin* Entwife Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: louisville Posts: 3,718	Martha Stewart..... Great, now I have to wash my hands, screen, and keyboard!

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