What DO men want? - Page 4

FrodoFriend · 03-17-2002, 06:30 PM

But you can't spell sentence right.

Darth Tater · 03-17-2002, 07:23 PM

Redheads! Woohoo! I don't really like it when girls dye their hair though, I prefer natural colors.

Feraway Hawkbriar · 03-17-2002, 08:38 PM

I saw something funny on Comedy central once, I dont who the guy was..um..well actually i think it was Dave Attell..anyway he said:

"Men want to be feared by other men and loved by many women....We want to be lesbians....Cant be lesbians...I checked into it, apparently its a Union thing."

Anyway, I thought that was kinda funny, just thought I'd share. ^_^

Rána Eressëa · 03-17-2002, 08:48 PM

I never said I cared about hair! I was just curious

I mean, if you think about it - not everyone likes mohawks. Right?

And changing hair color is alright. I like it. Of course I should go between more colors than just two, but hey - they're my favorites

Kyote Fields · 03-18-2002, 12:47 PM

Ok.
Hair does not matter to me. I've gone for the mysterious dark haired girl just as easy as the firey redhead just as easy as the beautiful blonde. In the same way, the short and long hair really doesn't matter. It's kinda like the midriff baring, which I rather like, but only on girls who look good with it.

If it looks good on you, then it looks good.

I thought that Sinead O'Conner was kinda cute with a chrome dome.

And afro-elf, the quote, unfortunately, is not mine. I saw it on a pin once. So you can give credit to "a pin that Kyote fields saw once." or something like that.

Tanoliel, I got a maid suit all ready for you. And a dust broom because my bookshelf, you know where all my really rare Tolkien books are kept, is getting really dusty. But since it's really high up I have a ladder that you can climb up on. It shouldn't be that hard for you to get up, what with that super-short skirt and all. And don't worry, I be right underneath you....holding the ladder.

StrawberryIcecream · 03-18-2002, 01:41 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kyote Fields
[B]Ok.
Hair does not matter to me. I've gone for the mysterious dark haired girl just as easy as the firey redhead just as easy as the beautiful blonde. [QUOTE]

Are you implying by that statement that only blonde women are beautiful???

anyway....

I love dying my hair!

I only use non permanant but i've been through about every colour under the sun! I like slightly ginger the best which is kind of good cos i have natural ginger higlights.

I want to see what all you single (and more unfaithful married) men's ideal women is. Include personality, hair, build, height and ideal clothing!!! And please remember that some Entmooters are quite young!!!

Kyote Fields · 03-18-2002, 01:52 PM

Yes.
That's exactly what I'm implying. All blond women are beautiful, all dark haired women are mysterious and all redheads are firey. ALL OF THEM!! And now that I have you all in my little box I can put you in my pocket for later.

Seems no matter how hard I try to not be misinterpreted, I still am.

afro-elf · 03-18-2002, 02:01 PM

wayfarer

Quote:

Heh. But I can form a complete and gramatically correct sentance.

FF

Quote:

But you can't spell sentence right.

In addition to spelling sentence wrong.

Heh is an interjection that should be followed by an exclamation point.

Also /BUT/ is an introductory element in the sentence and should be set off by a comma.

Wayfarer just like when we first met here

**crickhollow** · 03-18-2002, 02:15 PM

*crickhollow snickers*
I got the almost irresitable urge just now to rewrite YOUR post, afro-elf, but since you boldly and proudly declare yourself the King of Typing Errors...

Nibs · 03-18-2002, 02:30 PM

Errors happen. It is pointless to resist.

Darth Tater · 03-18-2002, 03:22 PM

My ideal women (for looks, although it's about much more then body build. Smile, voice, cut little mannerisms) are Alyson Hannigan and Amy Acker. Drooooooooooooool.........

Comic Book Guy · 03-18-2002, 03:36 PM

I see Slavery still continues in Boston.

StrawberryIcecream · 03-18-2002, 03:44 PM

huh?

Comicdude? what's your ideal woman then? And if you say Jordan I'm gonna ...... um.... feel emotionally sick that the world has got to be such a worthless and shallow place.

Darth Tater · 03-18-2002, 03:44 PM

Shhh Brendy! Nobody's supposed to know about that!

StrawberryIcecream · 03-18-2002, 03:54 PM

Brendy? Comicdude's name is Brendy?

i am gettign very confused. will someone please explain.

Rána Eressëa · 03-18-2002, 04:02 PM

I had dreads once because of Alecia and Shakira. Dreads are sweet

Of course, I didn't keep it like that long: only for a few days. That was when I had long dark blonde hair.

Kyote Fields · 03-18-2002, 05:52 PM

You should have an avatar with THAT picture. I'd like to see it.

Rána Eressëa · 03-18-2002, 11:25 PM

I never got a picture taken when my hair was like that. I probably should have

But if I had a picture for every time I changed my hair, I'd have a few albums full. Or so my mom says.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-19-2002, 03:15 AM

I think it would be in the best interest of my own personal health to say far, far away from this thread. So why am I posting this? Good question, I don't know myself. But I guess I can't really put in my opinion too well, 'cause I'm not a guy. Therefore I cannot answer this question, as I do not know what men want.

Now I ask myself why I even bothered to say any of this. . .maybe I just want to make elf lord before Wednesday. But maybe I will eventually get into the discussion. . .who knows. I'll shut up now. Oh, and Rogue Elf, I wish you did have a picture of yourself with dreads. I now want to see that. . .

afro-elf · 03-19-2002, 04:37 AM

Whoa! I thought that you were a guy.

Don't taKe that as an offense i've often been mistaken on that matter on this board.

Maybe someone could start a petition thread to see if we could get a M/F thingy to show on are post.

that would be optional of course

many of us thought that inoldonil was a woman

any one care to start a petition thread?

03-17-2002, 06:30 PM	#61
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	But you can't spell sentence right. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-17-2002, 07:23 PM	#62
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Redheads! Woohoo! I don't really like it when girls dye their hair though, I prefer natural colors. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

03-17-2002, 08:38 PM	#63
Feraway Hawkbriar Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California Posts: 348	I saw something funny on Comedy central once, I dont who the guy was..um..well actually i think it was Dave Attell..anyway he said: "Men want to be feared by other men and loved by many women....We want to be lesbians....Cant be lesbians...I checked into it, apparently its a Union thing." Anyway, I thought that was kinda funny, just thought I'd share. ^_^ __________________ "The barks goes ever on and on out from the dog where they began. He's out there crapping on my lawn. Till I hit him with my van."

03-17-2002, 08:48 PM	#64
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I never said I cared about hair! I was just curious I mean, if you think about it - not everyone likes mohawks. Right? And changing hair color is alright. I like it. Of course I should go between more colors than just two, but hey - they're my favorites Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 03-18-2002 at 09:33 AM.

03-18-2002, 12:47 PM	#65
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	Ok. Hair does not matter to me. I've gone for the mysterious dark haired girl just as easy as the firey redhead just as easy as the beautiful blonde. In the same way, the short and long hair really doesn't matter. It's kinda like the midriff baring, which I rather like, but only on girls who look good with it. If it looks good on you, then it looks good. I thought that Sinead O'Conner was kinda cute with a chrome dome. And afro-elf, the quote, unfortunately, is not mine. I saw it on a pin once. So you can give credit to "a pin that Kyote fields saw once." or something like that. Tanoliel, I got a maid suit all ready for you. And a dust broom because my bookshelf, you know where all my really rare Tolkien books are kept, is getting really dusty. But since it's really high up I have a ladder that you can climb up on. It shouldn't be that hard for you to get up, what with that super-short skirt and all. And don't worry, I be right underneath you....holding the ladder. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you. Last edited by Kyote Fields : 03-18-2002 at 01:09 PM.

03-18-2002, 01:41 PM	#66
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Kyote Fields [B]Ok. Hair does not matter to me. I've gone for the mysterious dark haired girl just as easy as the firey redhead just as easy as the beautiful blonde. [QUOTE] Are you implying by that statement that only blonde women are beautiful??? anyway.... I love dying my hair! I only use non permanant but i've been through about every colour under the sun! I like slightly ginger the best which is kind of good cos i have natural ginger higlights. I want to see what all you single (and more unfaithful married) men's ideal women is. Include personality, hair, build, height and ideal clothing!!! And please remember that some Entmooters are quite young!!! __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there. Last edited by StrawberryIcecream : 03-18-2002 at 01:43 PM.

03-18-2002, 01:52 PM	#67
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	Yes. That's exactly what I'm implying. All blond women are beautiful, all dark haired women are mysterious and all redheads are firey. ALL OF THEM!! And now that I have you all in my little box I can put you in my pocket for later. Seems no matter how hard I try to not be misinterpreted, I still am. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-18-2002, 02:15 PM	#69
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	crickhollow snickers I got the almost irresitable urge just now to rewrite YOUR post, afro-elf, but since you boldly and proudly declare yourself the King of Typing Errors... __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-18-2002, 02:30 PM	#70
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Errors happen. It is pointless to resist. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-18-2002, 03:22 PM	#71
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	My ideal women (for looks, although it's about much more then body build. Smile, voice, cut little mannerisms) are Alyson Hannigan and Amy Acker. Drooooooooooooool......... __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

03-18-2002, 03:36 PM	#72
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	I see Slavery still continues in Boston.

03-18-2002, 03:44 PM	#73
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	huh? Comicdude? what's your ideal woman then? And if you say Jordan I'm gonna ...... um.... feel emotionally sick that the world has got to be such a worthless and shallow place. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-18-2002, 03:54 PM	#75
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Brendy? Comicdude's name is Brendy? i am gettign very confused. will someone please explain. __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-18-2002, 04:02 PM	#76
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I had dreads once because of Alecia and Shakira. Dreads are sweet Of course, I didn't keep it like that long: only for a few days. That was when I had long dark blonde hair. Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 03-18-2002 at 04:05 PM.

03-18-2002, 05:52 PM	#77
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	You should have an avatar with THAT picture. I'd like to see it. __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-18-2002, 11:25 PM	#78
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I never got a picture taken when my hair was like that. I probably should have But if I had a picture for every time I changed my hair, I'd have a few albums full. Or so my mom says.

03-19-2002, 03:15 AM	#79
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I think it would be in the best interest of my own personal health to say far, far away from this thread. So why am I posting this? Good question, I don't know myself. But I guess I can't really put in my opinion too well, 'cause I'm not a guy. Therefore I cannot answer this question, as I do not know what men want. Now I ask myself why I even bothered to say any of this. . .maybe I just want to make elf lord before Wednesday. But maybe I will eventually get into the discussion. . .who knows. I'll shut up now. Oh, and Rogue Elf, I wish you did have a picture of yourself with dreads. I now want to see that. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-19-2002, 04:37 AM	#80
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Whoa! I thought that you were a guy. Don't taKe that as an offense i've often been mistaken on that matter on this board. Maybe someone could start a petition thread to see if we could get a M/F thingy to show on are post. that would be optional of course many of us thought that inoldonil was a woman any one care to start a petition thread? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.