Everyday Elves... - Page 4

The Ringbearer · 08-21-2002, 04:09 AM

Legolas dashing through the streets with a pack of rabid fan-girls a foot behind.

Treebeard creeping people out in the park: " wasn't that tree over THERE a second ago?

Hobbits disco dancing at a party.

Arwen geting berated by Elrond for asking to use the car again.

Sicirus · 08-21-2002, 10:53 AM

Legolas trying on different close.(if he has any)
Elrond spying on his daughter while she's with Aragorn.
Little elves playing hooky.

Willow Oran · 08-22-2002, 06:41 PM

LOL!! These are hilarious!

Glorfindel getting thrown out of the theater for throwing things at the screen and yelling during the Ford of Bruinien scene.

Galadriel with her mirror as a fortune teller at a fair.

Frodo trying to make himself invisible with a replica ring.

afro-elf · 08-23-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Glorfindel getting thrown out of the theater for throwing things at the screen and yelling during the Ford of Bruinien scene

eowyn144 · 08-23-2002, 12:40 PM

lol!!!!!!!!!

Sicirus · 08-23-2002, 01:24 PM

Bilbo singing in the shower or bathtub.
Elf armies in training.
Elrond throwing darts at pictures of people he getting sick of.
Haldir leading people into the woods then leaving them there just for laughs.

The Ringbearer · 08-24-2002, 04:13 AM

Frodo surrounded by screaming Entmooters after being mistaken for Elijah Wood.

The hobbits indignantly arguing with the Burger King manager about not being allowed in, because they have no shoes on.

Gollum getting chased by the dog-catcher.

This is FUN!

Arathorn · 08-24-2002, 05:35 PM

Gollum working at Seaworld as a dolphin trainer so he can get get some fishhhh...then getting fired because the dolphins never get any more reward fisshhhh since he came along...

Sicirus · 08-25-2002, 10:17 AM

Glorfindell trying to drive a car.

***Earniel*** · 08-26-2002, 06:11 PM

Arwen ironing Aragorn's flag so it won't have any creases in it when he unfurls it at Minas Tirith. (gotta make a good first impression

)

Galadriel bleaching her hair in her mirror using 'goldilock bleacher'.

Gimli walking through the garden department of the local do-it-yourself-shop, checking out the new collection of axes.

Glorfindel sneaking into Arwen's wardrobe with itching powder.

Merry and Pippin at the shoe shop.

Willow Oran · 08-27-2002, 04:49 PM

Feanor running a jewelry store and refusing to sell anything.

Cirdan trying to figure out how to sail a ship using computerized equitment.

Galadriel getting really angry and then being taken by the goverment so they can test her for radioactivity.

The sons of Feanor going to anger managment classes.

Elladan and Elrohir playing everquest and wondering when half elves became a race instead of a family description.

The Ringbearer · 08-27-2002, 08:50 PM

Gandalf opting for a baseball cap rather than his wizard's hat.

Arathorn · 08-27-2002, 08:59 PM

The Fellowship dancing as part of the opening number of the Drew Carrey Show

Sicirus · 08-28-2002, 06:17 PM

Melian trying to sing rap.

Elrond going to his psychiatrist after supposingly seeing Legolas trying on Arwens dresses and fake kissing her picture of Aragorn.

Claenoic · 08-28-2002, 06:44 PM

Elrond: *Wearing sunglasses* Hobbits are a virus.... and we, are the cure.

PJ, mysteriously changing elvish to French.

PJ, mysteriously changing the elvish to rabbit (read Watership Down)

Legolas, filling in for Britney Spears (and sounding a lot better too.)

Frodo, advertising for Clear Eyes.

Galadriel, advertising for Gladwrap (I can see it now... Gladwrapiel! I kinda stole that idea though.)

Sam, advertising the newest garden mower (guaranteed not to disturb master's secret conversations.)

Pippin and Merry, advertising for Budweiser.

Arwen and Eowyn banding together to create the Aragorn lovers club.

Phooey. I'll think of better ones later.

Arathorn · 08-28-2002, 06:55 PM

Gandalf on Wall Street on his cellphone suggesting good investments to his Valar clients.

Pippin on the sidewalk selling used "authentic" daggers, pots, pans, horns.

Nibs · 08-29-2002, 11:32 AM

Great thread... really. I wonder if it would have taken this direction without my original reply? Oh well. Just a thought.

Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo in the newest boy band: H-4-Oh!

Elrond, trying to apply at any company that has a retirement plan.

Andúril · 08-29-2002, 03:39 PM

Arda Open doubles final:

Gollum partnered with Gandalf

vs

Galadriel partnered with Gimli.

Goodness gracious! Golly gosh! Stop starting words with "g"s godammit.

Arathorn · 08-29-2002, 07:18 PM

Cirdan at Customs; asking if anyone has anything to declare.

Sween · 08-29-2002, 07:36 PM

Sam and Legolas apearing on the cover of gay pride magazine.

Gil Galad looking at the new range of AK 47's and rocket launcers (a smile creeps over his face)

Sauron complaining to for foreman over the varity of builder orcs bums putting him off his plans for world domination

08-21-2002, 04:09 AM	#61
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Legolas dashing through the streets with a pack of rabid fan-girls a foot behind. Treebeard creeping people out in the park: " wasn't that tree over THERE a second ago? Hobbits disco dancing at a party. Arwen geting berated by Elrond for asking to use the car again. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

08-21-2002, 10:53 AM	#62
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Legolas trying on different close.(if he has any) Elrond spying on his daughter while she's with Aragorn. Little elves playing hooky. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-22-2002, 06:41 PM	#63
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	LOL!! These are hilarious! Glorfindel getting thrown out of the theater for throwing things at the screen and yelling during the Ford of Bruinien scene. Galadriel with her mirror as a fortune teller at a fair. Frodo trying to make himself invisible with a replica ring. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

08-23-2002, 12:40 PM	#65
eowyn144 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 435	lol!!!!!!!!! __________________ If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe

08-23-2002, 01:24 PM	#66
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol!!! Bilbo singing in the shower or bathtub. Elf armies in training. Elrond throwing darts at pictures of people he getting sick of. Haldir leading people into the woods then leaving them there just for laughs. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-24-2002, 04:13 AM	#67
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Frodo surrounded by screaming Entmooters after being mistaken for Elijah Wood. The hobbits indignantly arguing with the Burger King manager about not being allowed in, because they have no shoes on. Gollum getting chased by the dog-catcher. This is FUN! __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

08-24-2002, 05:35 PM	#68
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gollum working at Seaworld as a dolphin trainer so he can get get some fishhhh...then getting fired because the dolphins never get any more reward fisshhhh since he came along... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-25-2002, 10:17 AM	#69
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Glorfindell trying to drive a car. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-26-2002, 06:11 PM	#70
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Arwen ironing Aragorn's flag so it won't have any creases in it when he unfurls it at Minas Tirith. (gotta make a good first impression ) Galadriel bleaching her hair in her mirror using 'goldilock bleacher'. Gimli walking through the garden department of the local do-it-yourself-shop, checking out the new collection of axes. Glorfindel sneaking into Arwen's wardrobe with itching powder. Merry and Pippin at the shoe shop. __________________ We are not things.

08-27-2002, 04:49 PM	#71
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Feanor running a jewelry store and refusing to sell anything. Cirdan trying to figure out how to sail a ship using computerized equitment. Galadriel getting really angry and then being taken by the goverment so they can test her for radioactivity. The sons of Feanor going to anger managment classes. Elladan and Elrohir playing everquest and wondering when half elves became a race instead of a family description. __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

08-27-2002, 08:50 PM	#72
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Gandalf opting for a baseball cap rather than his wizard's hat. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

08-27-2002, 08:59 PM	#73
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	The Fellowship dancing as part of the opening number of the Drew Carrey Show __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-28-2002, 06:17 PM	#74
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Melian trying to sing rap. Elrond going to his psychiatrist after supposingly seeing Legolas trying on Arwens dresses and fake kissing her picture of Aragorn. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-28-2002, 06:44 PM	#75
Claenoic Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Texas. 'Nuff said. Posts: 556	Elrond: Wearing sunglasses Hobbits are a virus.... and we, are the cure. PJ, mysteriously changing elvish to French. PJ, mysteriously changing the elvish to rabbit (read Watership Down) Legolas, filling in for Britney Spears (and sounding a lot better too.) Frodo, advertising for Clear Eyes. Galadriel, advertising for Gladwrap (I can see it now... Gladwrapiel! I kinda stole that idea though.) Sam, advertising the newest garden mower (guaranteed not to disturb master's secret conversations.) Pippin and Merry, advertising for Budweiser. Arwen and Eowyn banding together to create the Aragorn lovers club. Phooey. I'll think of better ones later. __________________ Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 08-28-2002 at 06:52 PM.

08-28-2002, 06:55 PM	#76
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf on Wall Street on his cellphone suggesting good investments to his Valar clients. Pippin on the sidewalk selling used "authentic" daggers, pots, pans, horns. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-29-2002, 11:32 AM	#77
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Great thread... really. I wonder if it would have taken this direction without my original reply? Oh well. Just a thought. Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo in the newest boy band: H-4-Oh! Elrond, trying to apply at any company that has a retirement plan. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

08-29-2002, 03:39 PM	#78
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Arda Open doubles final: Gollum partnered with Gandalf vs Galadriel partnered with Gimli. Goodness gracious! Golly gosh! Stop starting words with "g"s godammit.

08-29-2002, 07:18 PM	#79
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Cirdan at Customs; asking if anyone has anything to declare. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-29-2002, 07:36 PM	#80
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Sam and Legolas apearing on the cover of gay pride magazine. Gil Galad looking at the new range of AK 47's and rocket launcers (a smile creeps over his face) Sauron complaining to for foreman over the varity of builder orcs bums putting him off his plans for world domination __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

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