05-20-2010, 06:51 PM | #61 |
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Don't give a rat's flying donkey bout the thread itself as much, but how did my name get dragged into it?
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05-20-2010, 06:52 PM | #62 | |
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Some apparently do, otherwise they wouldn't put cameras everywhere. Have you checked your room for spy-cameras lately, BoP?
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05-20-2010, 07:31 PM | #63 |
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You mean, it's not normal to have spy cameras in your bedroom?
Hector in his tighty-whities don't do it fer ya?
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05-20-2010, 07:40 PM | #64 |
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This is a highly disturbing conversation...
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05-20-2010, 08:53 PM | #65 |
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*snatches gavel again and raps it noisily on the judge's desk*
You know, it seems like everyone in this court is doing their own judging, and I object to that. Acally appointed Jonathan as Attorney General, and nobody else. I want a fair trial!!!
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05-20-2010, 10:14 PM | #66 |
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BeardofPants has been sending me awkward messages via the PM system, and I am concerned that she is somehow involved in this trial even though her messages (overly) had nothing to do with the trial.
I'd just be really careful if she's been contacting you, because she makes me super uncomfortable and I, unlike many of you, am a responsible grown up who is mature and can handle himself both on the dance floor AND in a fight so don't get any ideas about challenging me to a dance off just because you're too chicken to go at it in the boxing ring. Oh yeah, I also think Hector is totally guilty. *throws popcorn at Hector* Booo! BOOOOOOO!!! He's guilty! |
05-20-2010, 10:28 PM | #67 |
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Since when is the topic ******** considered risque?
edit: OMG. My reply got filtered??
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05-20-2010, 10:32 PM | #68 |
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I never knew I was so guilty in my life! What have I done? (Really, what have I done?!)
I demand a trial-by-combat...with TESSAR! A dance/swordfight in the boxing ring. Both fighters must fight BLINDFOLDED
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05-21-2010, 01:31 AM | #70 |
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And I don't give a spotty giraffe's flying aunt's porcupine about BoP's and Sane's indifference
And everyone be nice to Hector. He's innocent until found guilty! Treebeard has randomly selected a number of mooters and is currently scrutinising which of them are apt for jury duty. Those who are eventually selected will be informed.
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It seems we're entering into a whole new 'Hector Conspiracies' chapter of Entmoot.
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05-21-2010, 09:51 AM | #73 | |
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Speaking of postscripts.... P.S. He's guilty! BOOOOO!!! *throws popcorn at Hector* |
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05-21-2010, 01:45 PM | #74 |
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Hahaha! I didn't know this was allowed! *goes to the store and buys popcorn, pops it, and throws popcorn* I don't know if I'll hit anyone, but it's fun to throw popcorn!
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05-21-2010, 03:12 PM | #75 |
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Order! (And pass some of that popcorn, please).
My assistant Treebeard is proud to report that he's made a list and checked it twice. After a few sleepless nights and some background checks, he is happy to present me with the names of five jurors. *is handed list with names* Thank you Treebeard! ... what on earth? Are these our jurors? *whispers* You can't be serious Treebeard! How in the name of Illúvatar do you expect these persons to be unbiased?! Oh fine, I guess I'll have to trust your judgement... *Ahem* Well jurors, you know who you are. Please make your presences known.
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05-21-2010, 03:21 PM | #76 |
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I am insulted and annoyed that I am not a juror.... So I'll certainly pass you some popcorn. SOME POPCORN FROM HELL!!!!!
*passes Midge a bag and throws popcorn at Jonathan* BOOO! BOOOOOO!!!! I vote that the Jury is unqualified! |
05-21-2010, 03:27 PM | #77 |
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Treberd haz not kontactd me! De jurorz kannot derfor be just. Du muz red my post mit undrstanding und komprehensun or els der vil be no justis fur Hektor.
We demand justis fur Hektor und al EntMuterz! I propoz dat we let de Prezidant und Vis-Prezidant of de Mut machen de kal. No doubt de vil be impartial und abuv bord und korect! De ar de elektd oficialz, after al, und ve know dat de derfor represent de true, just, und far EntMut rit!
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Whether he's guilty or not, whether he's evil or not, he has the right to be tried here in this court and to be considered innocent until proven otherwise. If we want to fight evil, we mustn't stoop to evil deeds ourselves! And I'm not a great one for popcorn anyway.
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05-21-2010, 07:34 PM | #79 |
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In the capacity of a citizen of Entmoot Coffeehouse reports to juror duty
And let me re-iterate, innocent until proven quilty!
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05-21-2010, 07:56 PM | #80 |
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Having been selected, I note my protestation of political structures in general, and in particular of a "court of law" as opposed to a "court of justice."
Also, I can read thoughts. That said, I suppose I will submit to the indignity of jury duty.
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