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Serenoli · 09-29-2007, 01:26 PM

Appetizer for elevenses.

Why is the Witch-King not called the Wizard-King?

Nautipus · 10-01-2007, 12:14 AM

Because he's a panzie.

Why was Sauron an eye?

me9996 · 10-01-2007, 12:03 PM

Becuase he wouldn't quit when he was a head

Why are dragons so rare in middle earth?

Nautipus · 10-01-2007, 12:06 PM

Because they found jobs over-seas.

What's a troll?

Ingwe · 11-01-2007, 04:50 AM

Somebody who flames people on forums, or someone who swears at people on the phone (like that girl in my freshman year of college). They also carry giant swords that Aragorn can easily block.

What day of the week did Illuvatar create the universe?

me9996 · 11-01-2007, 12:40 PM

Saturday, don't ask why, he (she?) just did.

Why was Gandalf dressed in grey?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 12:47 PM

Because he thought he was a rain cloud.

Why dont Hobbits wear shoes?

Ingwe · 11-01-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

Because he thought he was a rain cloud.

Why dont Hobbits wear shoes?

For the same reason I don't wear socks with sandals, it's the style. LoL

Why do so many in Middle Earth talk of Arwen, Galadriel, and Eowyn while there is no mention of Melian?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 03:31 PM

Cuz no one knows who the f*** she is.

Why didnt Nazgul use sub-machineguns?

me9996 · 11-01-2007, 04:21 PM

Nasgul don't like fire, so when told that they had to fire the guns they desided to stick to swords.

(That, and ammo was scarce

)

Why was Minas Ithil called the tower of the moon?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 04:33 PM

Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad.

Why didnt Gimli shave.

Ingwe · 11-01-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

Cuz no one knows who the f*** she is.

LMFAOROFLCOPTERLMFAOPLANE

Quote:

Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad.

Why didnt Gimli shave.

Because he tried it once before and it was quite painful. Also Legolas kept collecting his hair and that was really weird.

Why didn't Sauron build his fortress mostly underground instead of mostly above ground, like Angband, and of course still have the tower for the eye?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ingwe

LMFAOROFLCOPTERLMFAOPLANE

*in a really high-pitched voice* What the heck, man?

Because, dude. Location, location, location.

Why wasnt Sam cast as a woman?

me9996 · 11-01-2007, 06:25 PM

So that when Sam merrys Rosey it doesn't seem like he's abandoned Frodo
(Bad logic!

)

Why does Souron have a slit pupil (like a cat eye) rather than a round one? (Like a human eye)

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 07:00 PM

Because....it's awesomer. And besides, if you were a giant eye, you wouldnt want to go al with the grain, wouldjya?

Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope?

Ingwe · 11-01-2007, 09:15 PM

[QUOTE=Nautipus]*in a really high-pitched voice* What the heck, man?

It's a roflcopter thing, some internet leet fad LoL.

Quote:

Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope?

She actually got the rope from Home Depot and applied some Martha Stewart's Living advice to it, then called it Elven rope.

Shouldn't the War of Wrath be WW1 and the War of the Last Alliance be WW2 and the War of the Rings be WW3, etc?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 09:32 PM

No. Do you see tanks or guns or blowing stuff up or kablowie anywere in there? No you dont.

If the palantir was a touch-screen type thing, could it hold music and movies as well?

me9996 · 11-01-2007, 10:08 PM

Only if you get palantir 2.1 with the music program.

Why does the one ring turn the people who wear them invisable?

Nautipus · 11-01-2007, 10:24 PM

Because no one would be caught dead (or alive) wearing that hideous thing.

If there is the One Ring, can there be a Two Ring?

Ingwe · 11-01-2007, 11:27 PM

Yes. The one wearing it is called Number 2. He ate too many bean burritos, hence the Two Ring's power to gas its enemies.

What words would be written on this "Two Ring"?

09-29-2007, 01:26 PM	#61
Serenoli Head of the Department for the Invention and Propagation of Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ithilien Posts: 852	Appetizer for elevenses. Why is the Witch-King not called the Wizard-King? __________________ "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." -Terry Pratchett, Sourcery Join the Harry Potter discussion, click here

10-01-2007, 12:14 AM	#62
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because he's a panzie. Why was Sauron an eye? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

10-01-2007, 12:06 PM	#64
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because they found jobs over-seas. What's a troll? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 12:47 PM	#67
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because he thought he was a rain cloud. Why dont Hobbits wear shoes? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 03:31 PM	#69
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Cuz no one knows who the f* she is. Why didnt Nazgul use sub-machineguns? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies.** "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 04:50 AM	#65
Ingwe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere not of this world Posts: 402	Somebody who flames people on forums, or someone who swears at people on the phone (like that girl in my freshman year of college). They also carry giant swords that Aragorn can easily block. What day of the week did Illuvatar create the universe?

11-01-2007, 04:33 PM	#71
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad. Why didnt Gimli shave. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 07:00 PM	#75
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because....it's awesomer. And besides, if you were a giant eye, you wouldnt want to go al with the grain, wouldjya? Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 09:32 PM	#77
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	No. Do you see tanks or guns or blowing stuff up or kablowie anywere in there? No you dont. If the palantir was a touch-screen type thing, could it hold music and movies as well? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 10:24 PM	#79
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because no one would be caught dead (or alive) wearing that hideous thing. If there is the One Ring, can there be a Two Ring? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

11-01-2007, 11:27 PM	#80
Ingwe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere not of this world Posts: 402	Yes. The one wearing it is called Number 2. He ate too many bean burritos, hence the Two Ring's power to gas its enemies. What words would be written on this "Two Ring"?

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