House of Hilarity: It's Part Time - Page 4

klatukatt · 11-12-2005, 07:07 PM

LSP: How many rooms does this place have?

Katt: I don't know.

Rohirrim: You know what this means...

All 3: A QUEST FOR BURIED TREASURE!

*These three jump up and go to a nearbye supply closet for flashlights. Why do they need flashlights, you ask? Because 20 seconds later the power went out, leaving the rest of the drunken, content party-goers in the dark.*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 11-13-2005, 01:01 AM

Lady M.: *rambling, but that's okay, cause she's just a little tipsy* I'd play Risk with you, but it's probably better if I don't. I tend to get too competetive and throwing dice at the other players when they try to attack really isn't-

Hey... where'd the lights go? Sane? Kitty? Oh fuzz...

*wanders off to find her questing friends*

rohirrim TR · 11-13-2005, 06:50 PM

me: *switches flash light on, zzzz,* whoa, a lightsaber, i wondered where i put the yellow one, now i know.

klatukatt · 11-13-2005, 07:18 PM

Katt: Hey, you ever noticed how there are no black or white lightsabers? As if we are supposed to just KNOW that the bad guys are RED and the good guys are GREEN.

rohirrim TR · 11-13-2005, 07:30 PM

darth rohirrous:elementary wats-err katt, evil is determined by POV, the lightsaber isn't evil its just a tool, you might say "lightsabers don't kill people, force users with lighsabers kill people".

as to color being a factor, well as i always say, to me the JEDI are evil. mwa mwa mwamawa

Acalewia · 11-13-2005, 07:41 PM

Acalewia: *rolls her eyes at rTR's ramblings* No more rum for you, dude. So what are we suposed to be looking for excatly?

rohirrim TR · 11-13-2005, 07:49 PM

Me: I have no idea, looking for Risk players i guess....

klatukatt · 11-13-2005, 08:15 PM

Katt: Actually, I've heard rumors of a Star Wars Risk Set made up entirely of precious jewels! Maybe it's hiding in this house!!!

Rohhirim: SWEET!

Acalewia: Let's split up!

Lady M: Wait! That sounds like a really bad--

*WOOSH!*

Lady M: idea...

*Only Lady M and Sane were left in the living room.*

The last sane person · 11-13-2005, 11:29 PM

*sane has a maniacal grin on her face...*

Sane: Ninja time, on all those unexpecting people in a dark house....*sneaks up and righteously pounces on maggie, who really freaks out, then leaps away* one down....

rohirrim TR · 11-14-2005, 01:50 PM

Darth Rohhirous: *senses a shadowtrooper, with a twisted sense of humor*
Sane: BOOOO! *zzzz, red lightsaber appears in the darkness*
*the lights come back on*
Sane: dang it! it was just getting to the good part. *lights go off*

The last sane person · 11-14-2005, 01:59 PM

Darth Sane: *lights go off* Goody! Have at thee! only no chopping of the limbs or head!

Darth Rohhirous: Sure thing...! But how are we supposed to know where eachother's heads and corresponding body parts are?

Darth Sane: Er...Use the force?

Darth Rohhirous: Oh! Right o then!

*whack!* *whack!* *clash!* *boom!* *crashing of a china cabinet*

Darth Rohhirous: Oh shoot. Darth KlatuKattus is gonna kill us if we break anything.

Darth Sane: You are probably right...but its two on one...we can take her, or at least run like the dickens.

*they pause and share a look, which was kinda hampered cause they were in the dark*

Katt: *comes in and shines flashlight on the two sith*

*Sane and Rohhirous swiftly hide their light sabers behind their backs*

Darth Sane: poops

klatukatt · 11-14-2005, 02:24 PM

Katt: Did you break that cabnet?

Sane and Rohhirous: No.

Katt: Are you sure?

Sane and Rohhirous: Yes.

Katt: You broke it?

Sane and Rohhirous: No.

Katt: So it broke on it's own.

Sane and Rohhirous: Yes.

Katt: You are positive you didn't break it.

Sane and Rohhirous: Yes.

Katt: So you broke it.

Sane and Rohhirous: Yes.

Katt: Come on, guys, we're all part of the EDDIE team, let's work together. *Pulls out blaster* I don't want to have to get you re-encarnated. It's so much work.

Sane: Aw, don't threaten ME, woman.

Katt: Then just step away from the cabinet.

*Sane and Rohhirous step out of the flashlight beam and run away to fight elsewhere. Katt looks at the broken cabinet and shoots it.*

Katt: Wah ha ha!!!!!!! *runs off*

Acalewia · 11-14-2005, 05:29 PM

Acalewia: *Ducks as Sane and rTR begin dueling again* Hey watch it! I'd like to keep my head and other body parts! *Runs tp a corner to watch* Sheesh! Kids and their lightsabers

rohirrim TR · 11-14-2005, 06:17 PM

Darth rohirrous: *dueling* ehh, who needs a china cabinet anyway, i mean come on....
Darth Sane: i want a liger...
Darth rohirrous: ligers aren't chinese
Darth sane: so?
Darth rohirrous:so uhh...yeah you can't get one in china i guess, but katt's china cabinet was made in china.
Darth Sane: it can't be, she should be supporting the american woodworkers of uhh whatever state has woodworkers.
Darth rohirrous: you could boycott her licker cabinet...
Darth Sane: *horrified look*
Darht Rohirrous: ...or not... whoa! *trips on terrified penguin who is having a nightmare about ligers*

Acalewia · 11-14-2005, 06:28 PM

Holy s***! Run! *Acalewia disappears in a very elf like fashion*

klatukatt · 11-14-2005, 07:31 PM

*The penguin wakes up, but the lights are still out so it starts getting very agitated.*

Katt: *Runs toward them* DUCK AND COVER!

*Everyone dives out of the way and Katt kicks the penguin out of a widow.*

BOOOOM

Katt: *Stands up* Now, what was this you were saying about my liquor cabinet?

Acalewia · 11-14-2005, 08:49 PM

Acalewia: *peeks in* that was close!
*turns to the others*
yeah what about a liquor cabenit?

Lady Marion Magdalena · 11-14-2005, 09:36 PM

Lady M: Why did the lights go out anyway?

*goes and fiddles with all the likely looking wires she can find till the lights come back on, revealing Katt standing over Sane and Rohirrous who are locked in semi-mortal combat*

Lady M: So that's where you all are...

klatukatt · 11-15-2005, 12:21 AM

Lady M: *takes Katt's blaster* Guns and alcohal don't mix, sweetie.

Katt: *grabs it back* Oh, you're one to talk. *throws it out window* I'm surprized you CAN talk.

Sane: Um, Katt? There is a mob of angry penguins outside your window demanding vengence.

*ZAP!*

Sane: And now they have a blaster.

rohirrim TR · 11-15-2005, 10:49 AM

Rohhirous: *draws a lightsaber* an elegant weapon, of a more civilised age, not so clumsy or inaccurate as a blaster.
Penguin: you wanna bet?
rohirrous: gambling? Iam a sith lord, i own my own casino thats being installed on EDDIE
penguin: chicken
rohirrous: was that a pun?
penguin: huH?
rohirrous: well your a penguin and you called me chicken, and after i take you out with this lightsaber, you become fried penguin, which tastes just like fried chicken.
penguin: fried chicken.?...?
rohirrous: would you prefer to be beer battered?

11-13-2005, 01:01 AM	#62
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M.: rambling, but that's okay, cause she's just a little tipsy I'd play Risk with you, but it's probably better if I don't. I tend to get too competetive and throwing dice at the other players when they try to attack really isn't- Hey... where'd the lights go? Sane? Kitty? Oh fuzz... wanders off to find her questing friends __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

11-13-2005, 07:41 PM	#66
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia: rolls her eyes at rTR's ramblings No more rum for you, dude. So what are we suposed to be looking for excatly? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-13-2005, 11:29 PM	#69
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	sane has a maniacal grin on her face... Sane: Ninja time, on all those unexpecting people in a dark house....sneaks up and righteously pounces on maggie, who really freaks out, then leaps away one down.... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-14-2005, 01:59 PM	#71
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Darth Sane: lights go off Goody! Have at thee! only no chopping of the limbs or head! Darth Rohhirous: Sure thing...! But how are we supposed to know where eachother's heads and corresponding body parts are? Darth Sane: Er...Use the force? Darth Rohhirous: Oh! Right o then! whack! whack! clash! boom! crashing of a china cabinet Darth Rohhirous: Oh shoot. Darth KlatuKattus is gonna kill us if we break anything. Darth Sane: You are probably right...but its two on one...we can take her, or at least run like the dickens. they pause and share a look, which was kinda hampered cause they were in the dark Katt: comes in and shines flashlight on the two sith Sane and Rohhirous swiftly hide their light sabers behind their backs Darth Sane: poops __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 11-14-2005 at 02:00 PM.

11-14-2005, 05:29 PM	#73
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia: Ducks as Sane and rTR begin dueling again Hey watch it! I'd like to keep my head and other body parts! Runs tp a corner to watch Sheesh! Kids and their lightsabers __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-12-2005, 07:07 PM	#61
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	LSP: How many rooms does this place have? Katt: I don't know. Rohirrim: You know what this means... All 3: A QUEST FOR BURIED TREASURE! These three jump up and go to a nearbye supply closet for flashlights. Why do they need flashlights, you ask? Because 20 seconds later the power went out, leaving the rest of the drunken, content party-goers in the dark.

11-13-2005, 07:18 PM	#64
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Hey, you ever noticed how there are no black or white lightsabers? As if we are supposed to just KNOW that the bad guys are RED and the good guys are GREEN.

11-13-2005, 08:15 PM	#68
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Actually, I've heard rumors of a Star Wars Risk Set made up entirely of precious jewels! Maybe it's hiding in this house!!! Rohhirim: SWEET! Acalewia: Let's split up! Lady M: Wait! That sounds like a really bad-- WOOSH! Lady M: idea... Only Lady M and Sane were left in the living room.

11-14-2005, 02:24 PM	#72
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Did you break that cabnet? Sane and Rohhirous: No. Katt: Are you sure? Sane and Rohhirous: Yes. Katt: You broke it? Sane and Rohhirous: No. Katt: So it broke on it's own. Sane and Rohhirous: Yes. Katt: You are positive you didn't break it. Sane and Rohhirous: Yes. Katt: So you broke it. Sane and Rohhirous: Yes. Katt: Come on, guys, we're all part of the EDDIE team, let's work together. Pulls out blaster I don't want to have to get you re-encarnated. It's so much work. Sane: Aw, don't threaten ME, woman. Katt: Then just step away from the cabinet. Sane and Rohhirous step out of the flashlight beam and run away to fight elsewhere. Katt looks at the broken cabinet and shoots it. Katt: Wah ha ha!!!!!!! runs off

11-14-2005, 06:28 PM	#75
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Holy s**! Run! Acalewia disappears in a very elf like fashion* __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-14-2005, 07:31 PM	#76
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	The penguin wakes up, but the lights are still out so it starts getting very agitated. Katt: Runs toward them DUCK AND COVER! Everyone dives out of the way and Katt kicks the penguin out of a widow. BOOOOM Katt: Stands up Now, what was this you were saying about my liquor cabinet?

11-14-2005, 08:49 PM	#77
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	Acalewia: peeks in that was close! turns to the others yeah what about a liquor cabenit? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-14-2005, 09:36 PM	#78
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Lady M: Why did the lights go out anyway? goes and fiddles with all the likely looking wires she can find till the lights come back on, revealing Katt standing over Sane and Rohirrous who are locked in semi-mortal combat Lady M: So that's where you all are... __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

11-15-2005, 12:21 AM	#79
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Lady M: takes Katt's blaster Guns and alcohal don't mix, sweetie. Katt: grabs it back Oh, you're one to talk. throws it out window I'm surprized you CAN talk. Sane: Um, Katt? There is a mob of angry penguins outside your window demanding vengence. ZAP! Sane: And now they have a blaster.

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