There's a new guy in town! - Page 4

BeardofPants · 04-07-2002, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by FrodoFriend
Hmmm . . . will you still love me if I don't bow down?

Of course not. Do you take me for some sort of fool? I only love those who follow my insane demands!

Thou shalt not kiss thy arse.

Thou shalt not pick thy nose before 11am.

Thou shalt pull the wings off flies.

Thou shalt not love anyone else other than ME.

Thou shalt not shave thy legs on Monday.

Thou shalt not compare the colour of thy underwear.

Thou shalt not wear pink underwear.

Thou shalt not wear pink fullstop.

Thou shalt not eat figgy pudding.

Thou shalt not argue about stuff of which thou knowest nothing about.

FrodoFriend · 04-07-2002, 01:59 AM

Hah! Even a halfwit wouldn't fall for those! *surreptitiously checks color of underwear*

I will never bow down!! NEVER!! (unless you come post at The Crossroads).

Arathorn · 04-07-2002, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants

Well, I guess that makes me the new messiah then! All bow down to me, BeardofPants Loves you man!

Thanks for loving me. What a nice gesture. But sadly, I cannot bow before you unless I trip on something.

Your wrath is limited to the message boards, I'm afraid(not my vision of a Messiah); plus you're the only non-scifi creature I know to evolve in one generation.

But love you I will. You're a great pal.

noldo · 04-07-2002, 07:36 AM

LOL, see how emplynx's first post totally turned this welcoming thread into blood and gore... ;P

emplynx · 04-07-2002, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by noldo
LOL, see how emplynx's first post totally turned this welcoming thread into blood and gore... ;P

I do seem to have that effect.

Hey BoP, what's your real name, just wondering.

BeardofPants · 04-07-2002, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by emplynx

Hey BoP, what's your real name, just wondering.

Why? Are you going to make a voodoo doll? No! Wait, you're going to put me on a praying list, aren't you? Huh? Huh? That would be telling....

Twilight · 04-07-2002, 05:42 PM

Lucky for us, we don't need your name to be praying for you. God knows what it is, even if we don't.

Darth Tater · 04-08-2002, 12:51 PM

Uhoh BoP, better hide from the big guy with the lightning bolts

Finrod Felagund · 04-08-2002, 01:59 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by emplynx
[B]
It is as proven that he lives as any other history event of that time. Over five hundred people saw him alive after he died. Seems like good proof to me.

Five hundred people saw Jesus alive after his crucifixion at once
I don't think five hundred people have seen Elvis at once

Finrod Felagund · 04-08-2002, 02:02 PM

By the way, thanks again for all the welcomes but, you guys are almost as weird and crazy as my friends and I. I thought no other such group could exist, YOU GUYS ROCK!

ENTMOOT FOREVER!

FRODO LIVES!

GANDALF FOR PREZ!!!

Twilight · 04-08-2002, 04:16 PM

You came to the right place if you want crazy people. This is 500 people seeing Jesus alive without the aid of halucinagenic substances. That is something that really can't be said about Elvis.

BeardofPants · 04-08-2002, 05:49 PM

Damn the big guy in the sky with his lightening bolts! He doesn't like playing fair does he? Why doesn't he pick on someone his own size?

Darth Tater · 04-08-2002, 06:06 PM

I know. I mean he smotalized all the worlds great scientists and now his ego's just HUGE

BeardofPants · 04-08-2002, 06:20 PM

I don't think 'Huge' even begins to describe him; try megalomaniac.

Besides, I'd like him to try shocking me in my shock proof dalek casing....

Arathorn · 04-08-2002, 07:35 PM

Poor Mini-Me...They always like to pick on you and Dr. Evil just because you still think you're in the 60's...

BeardofPants · 04-08-2002, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Arathorn
Poor Mini-Me...They always like to pick on you and Dr. Evil just because you still think you're in the 60's...

Ai! Are you saying I'm short? Are you saying I'm short!? HE CALLED ME MINI ME!!!!! AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

*Leaps out of Dalek casing and *CHOMP!*....*

Arathorn · 04-08-2002, 07:46 PM

Ouch.

Good thing I had my anti-rust shots.

Finrod Felagund · 04-09-2002, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Finrod Felagund
By the way, thanks again for all the welcomes but, you guys are almost as weird and crazy as my friends and I. I thought no other such group could exist, YOU GUYS ROCK!

The one thing best about you guys is that you love Tolkien. My friends liked the movie and LoTR book, but they just aren't fanatics.

Elfmaster XK · 04-09-2002, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Finrod Felagund

The one thing best about you guys is that you love Tolkien. My friends liked the movie and LoTR book, but they just aren't fanatics.

Fanaticism is the way forward! You'll find a lot of it here

BoP, mini me is cool! Why you complainin?

***Earniel*** · 04-09-2002, 02:50 PM

Wow, I've read this entire thread and I have to say :je hebt haar op je tanden, BoP! (Comencing language lesson: 'Haar op je tanden hebben' dutch expression, litterally translated= to have hair on your teeth', closest meaning found in English = being able to give a witty or good reply at all times, being able to fight verbally most of the time without offending, end of language lesson

)

*Again* a bit late but welcome Finrod Felagund.

04-07-2002, 01:59 AM	#62
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Hah! Even a halfwit wouldn't fall for those! surreptitiously checks color of underwear I will never bow down!! NEVER!! (unless you come post at The Crossroads). __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

04-07-2002, 05:42 PM	#67
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	Lucky for us, we don't need your name to be praying for you. God knows what it is, even if we don't. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

04-08-2002, 12:51 PM	#68
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Uhoh BoP, better hide from the big guy with the lightning bolts __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-08-2002, 01:59 PM	#69
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	[QUOTE]Originally posted by emplynx [B] It is as proven that he lives as any other history event of that time. Over five hundred people saw him alive after he died. Seems like good proof to me. Five hundred people saw Jesus alive after his crucifixion at once I don't think five hundred people have seen Elvis at once __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 04-08-2002 at 02:02 PM.

04-08-2002, 02:02 PM	#70
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	WOW!!! By the way, thanks again for all the welcomes but, you guys are almost as weird and crazy as my friends and I. I thought no other such group could exist, YOU GUYS ROCK! ENTMOOT FOREVER! FRODO LIVES! GANDALF FOR PREZ!!! __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

04-07-2002, 07:36 AM	#64
noldo Elven Icon Maker Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Finland Posts: 517	LOL, see how emplynx's first post totally turned this welcoming thread into blood and gore... ;P

04-08-2002, 04:16 PM	#71
Twilight Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wilmore, KY Posts: 269	You came to the right place if you want crazy people. This is 500 people seeing Jesus alive without the aid of halucinagenic substances. That is something that really can't be said about Elvis. __________________ Sometimes I wonder how many monkeys with typewritters it would take to reproduce what I just wrote.

04-08-2002, 05:49 PM	#72
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Damn the big guy in the sky with his lightening bolts! He doesn't like playing fair does he? Why doesn't he pick on someone his own size? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-08-2002, 06:06 PM	#73
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	I know. I mean he smotalized all the worlds great scientists and now his ego's just HUGE __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

04-08-2002, 06:20 PM	#74
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I don't think 'Huge' even begins to describe him; try megalomaniac. Besides, I'd like him to try shocking me in my shock proof dalek casing.... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

04-08-2002, 07:35 PM	#75
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Poor Mini-Me...They always like to pick on you and Dr. Evil just because you still think you're in the 60's... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-08-2002, 07:46 PM	#77
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Ouch. Good thing I had my anti-rust shots. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

04-09-2002, 02:50 PM	#80
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Wow, I've read this entire thread and I have to say :je hebt haar op je tanden, BoP! (Comencing language lesson: 'Haar op je tanden hebben' dutch expression, litterally translated= to have hair on your teeth', closest meaning found in English = being able to give a witty or good reply at all times, being able to fight verbally most of the time without offending, end of language lesson ) Again a bit late but welcome Finrod Felagund. __________________ We are not things.

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