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Because they would cut themselves too many times if they tried to shave in the dark!
What is one Hobbit custom for New Year's?
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"and then this hobbit was walking, and then this elf jumped out of a bush and totally flipped out on him while wailing on his guitar." "Anglorfin was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face fair and young and fearless and full of anger; his eyes were bright and keen, and his voice like music; on his brow sat wisdom, and in his hand was great skill." |
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06-03-2003, 12:44 AM
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 What is the most popular past-time in the Shire?
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-03-2003, 12:47 AM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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After the First Age, Where did Morgorth go?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-03-2003, 06:19 AM
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He wandered the void, cigarette in hand, looking for a box of matches.
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06-03-2003, 12:24 PM
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Because they were sweet, and gooey, and crunchable.
What food did Gollum bring to Frodo?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-03-2003, 05:34 PM
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Doughy Elf
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canada
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Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich, topped with mayonays and raisons.
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06-03-2003, 05:41 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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The Tree of Life. Bilbo was the leading Kabbalist of his time.
Why don't Elves have beards?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-03-2003, 06:48 PM
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Because the beard scratches the girl friend's face when they kiss.
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06-03-2003, 07:07 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Because he used to always suck the frosting off his fingers, and he once sucked too hard...
 Which Middle-earth character loves cheese cake?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-03-2003, 07:41 PM
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Lady of Legends
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missing. Reward if found.
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The 23rd orc Legolas kills in Helm's deep
What poisons Frodo in Mordor so that Sam thinks he is dead?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-03-2003, 08:26 PM
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Lobelia's cooking.
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06-03-2003, 08:39 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Avoiding trouble with the shirriffs.
Wot's a Thain? (love the Lobelia one )
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-03-2003, 09:45 PM
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Mordor's version of a drain.
Why does Gandalf change from Grey to White?
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06-03-2003, 11:28 PM
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Shock over PJ's version of LotR.
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06-03-2003, 11:30 PM
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Lord of the Pants
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He burnt them off accidentally in a mishap with the flame of anor, and they grew back funny.
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06-04-2003, 01:18 AM
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yes.. he has lot of Bark Odor.
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06-04-2003, 10:49 AM
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"The Bomb"
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They don't know it looks bad on them; they do live under rocks after all.
Why do the Nazgul bury themselves in clothes?
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Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity? |
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06-04-2003, 10:54 AM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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Erm....what? What does that have to do with the house of Elrond?
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Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
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06-05-2003, 01:19 PM
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Why don't the Elves and the Dwarves like each other?
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Why did Saruman want his orcs to capture the hobbits?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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