04-10-2002, 06:14 AM | #61 |
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Hmmm... Anduril wonders how he is going to get his 40g protein each day...
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But what if I need my protein throughout the day? Thereby causing the digestion and more efficient use of the protein to further my needs.
Bugs don't taste good anyway. Plus they bite. Plus I would have to eat a whole bunch of them. |
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Fillings? Anduril of The Mighty Three has fillings?
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Well, if you become vegetarian, it's either the bugs, or the protein shakes!
O Anduril of the mighty three, thou hast only mithril fillings in thy divine mouth.
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04-10-2002, 07:05 AM | #69 |
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So, if there are orcs, the bluish glow might be confused with good hygene.
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Hmmm.....Anduril looks at his hands, as if weighing air:
"Four chicken breasts.....protein shake....hmmmmm...whatever shall I choose??" |
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Mmmm.... stringy tasteless chicken meat.... or divine strawberry flavoured protein shake.... stringy chicken.... or strawberry malt shake ..... ?? Oh the decisions!
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Hmmmmm...moist, scrumptous, seasoned, juicy, flavour filled, tastebud tantalizing, gum pleasuring chicken breasts..........protein shake........hmmmmm..........
"Both!" decided Anduril |
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"Ah! I always knew that thine divine being hath the stomach of a boar! Gerroff this thread, before mine boot catches your rear!"
But no sooner than BeardofPants spoketh these hasty words did she regret them. And so, before the rest of Entmoot, she doth kneel down before Anduril's divine being, thus asking for his forgiveness.
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But no quicker than BeardofPants hath knelt down before Anduril, did Anduril beckon BoP upwards, and he then said: "Zero forgiveness is required. Nevertheless is thou forgiven."
And they lived happily ever after, to the end of their days. The next day, Anduril enjoyed the tastiest T-Bone steak ever! |
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And BeardofPants all the while sat watching Anduril enjoy his T-bone steak while tempting him with ...
"Yummy, scrummy Rocket Salad...."
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Then Anduril took some of the rocket salad, stuffed it into some type of roll, which at the same time was filled with tenderised and incredible fillet steak, and eat.
And then, they lived happily ever after, to the end of their days. The next day, Anduril ate wonderful pork-chops... |
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And BeardofPants yet again tried to tempt him from the dark side with a scrumptious side of bread and dips (aioli, pesto, and hummus if you must know).... and wondered if she was going to lose this lunch as well....
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And then Anduril sat down and pressed play and then did Fellowship begin and then did he open the packet of chips and then did he dip the chips in dip.
And then, eventually, they lived happily ever after to the end of their days. The next day, Anduril scored six eggs in eggnog. |
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And Beardofpants did sit down next to him, and swipe his chips, to dip in the mouthwatering onion dip. Which of course had no bacon pieces in it what so ever.
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And then did Anduril say, "I shall only eat thine salad if thou personally feedeth me mouthful by mouthful, so that I do not choke from craziness or clumsiness."
And then BeardofPants sat next to Anduril, and thought. |
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