04-17-2002, 07:12 AM | #61 |
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Or, in the case of Jackie Chan, and Michelle Yeoh, step ladders, and drunken master fighting, and quite possibly hand cuffs.
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04-17-2002, 07:14 AM | #62 | |
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I heard that too, but Swartzneger is going to be Frodo. Tom Cruise is going to be Aragorn. Thanks AE.
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04-17-2002, 07:17 AM | #63 |
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Damn! My sources told me Danny deVito was gonna play Aragorn. Ah well...
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04-17-2002, 07:27 AM | #66 | |
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04-17-2002, 07:29 AM | #67 |
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But then my source also said Liv Tyler was gonna play the cave troll - I should have seen the lies and deception....ah well.
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04-17-2002, 07:32 AM | #68 |
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Yeah, well, *I* heard that Liv was sleeping with the director, and then got really mad, when he wouldn't let her do the ford scene. So, she stopped messing around with him, and then he dropped her role as Arwen, and made her an orc instead.
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04-17-2002, 07:33 AM | #69 |
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Why? Isn’t she playing the cave troll? I heard that was a sure thing!
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04-17-2002, 07:45 AM | #70 |
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Hey, Zit the hacker just emailed me with some hot news. They are now considerating to give Danny DeVito the role of Frodo’s long lost twin brother. He have been kidnapped when a baby and brought to Mordor, were Sauron (played by Jeri Ryan; better known for her role as 7 of 9) raised him to became the Witch-king.
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04-17-2002, 07:52 AM | #71 |
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Yeah, I heard that too, only, DeVito's character becomes pregnant due to an infected sword...
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04-17-2002, 08:06 AM | #72 |
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Who is going to play the son/daughter?
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04-17-2002, 08:12 AM | #73 |
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Gary Coleman!!! Of course.
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04-17-2002, 08:51 AM | #74 |
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It figures...
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04-17-2002, 08:55 AM | #75 |
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Well, I'm not too sure on this rumour, but I heard that Martha Stewart is playing Sauron... I'll have to check up on the source, though.
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Yeah, I heard when Frodo and Sam get to Mordor instead of finding pits of steaming sludge, they find a japanese bonsai garden and they think they've grown magically. Then Martha (Sauron) comes out w/ a plate of warm brownies in an attempt to woo the ring from them. She reasons to them that she has the matching earrings and bracelet, so they must give it to her. They are so charmed that they almost do, but Gollum jumps in and takes it at the last minute.
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Btw, Theoden is going to be played by David Bowie He is going to sing as he ride to the Pelennor Fields.
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YES!! David Bowie....
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Martha Stewart.....
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