02-20-2002, 05:15 PM | #61 |
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What the Heck is a Balrog Anyway? by Durin (published posthumously)
Don't Mess with the Little Guy, by Shelob Saruman's Guide to Arbor Day (I won't forget again) 101 ways to eat raw rabbit (no nassty herbsess pleasse) by Gollum How to fireproof your home, by the Balrog Never Drop Pebbles Down Wells, by a Fool who threw one in with his own fingers Asilynn
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"I feel like spring after winter, and sun on the leaves; and like trumpets and harps and all the songs I ever heard!" -Samwise Gamgee in ROTK, the Fields of Cormallen Not all that glitters is gold. |
02-20-2002, 05:18 PM | #62 |
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Biological Warfare and Longbotton Leaf, by Osama bin Laden
Asilynn (again)
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"I feel like spring after winter, and sun on the leaves; and like trumpets and harps and all the songs I ever heard!" -Samwise Gamgee in ROTK, the Fields of Cormallen Not all that glitters is gold. |
02-20-2002, 09:26 PM | #63 |
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Hee hee . . . ROFL!
An idiot's guide to a heroic journey (or how to go from an idiot to a hero) - by the fool of a Took
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02-20-2002, 09:40 PM | #64 |
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Paul Bunyan - Heart-pounding macabre tales for the thrill-seeking ent (Rated Hroom - not advisable for entings)
Marshmallows in Moria - A list of Recipes for the adventurous.
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02-21-2002, 11:15 AM | #65 |
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Coast to coast, the elven holiday guide.
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02-21-2002, 11:55 AM | #66 |
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Tall Tales by Sam
Eru Truly Rocks! Eru and the Ainur Music Video Feature And Frodo Was His Name-O (F R O D O... F R O D O...) From Hole To High Mountain
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02-21-2002, 04:24 PM | #67 |
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Oh Tanoliel I got some for you:
Wyrd Wizards (wyrd sisters) Wizard abroad (witches abroad) The Last Ring (the last hero) Perhaps not that funny, but nonetheless I think a suiting title: Under the spell of the Ring. Not my own I admit. The dutch title of Lord of the Rings is 'In de ban van de ring' if I translate that I get Under the spell of the Ring. Last edited by Earniel : 02-22-2002 at 04:08 PM. |
02-22-2002, 12:08 PM | #68 |
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I Know What You Did in Mordor....
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~**Celebwen**~ ...'I chose thumbs because they are very important. If I hadn't my thumbs I don't suppose I could ride my horse or write letters or pinch my litttle brothers, so I thought perhaps I should make a list of everything I couldn't do without my thumbs, for if a heathen came across the sea threatening to cut off my thumbs I might read my list and maybe he would change his mind. Then again, the likelyness of my being threatened by a heathen and whether a list would change his mind is very slim, so I'll save myself some time and not write a list!' |
02-22-2002, 12:17 PM | #69 |
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BTW (a.k.a. Bigger Than Willow) - I have to watch Willow again so I dare not say "Better" yet
History of the World The World According to John Oggler of the Rings Sauron's Last Stand The Witch King Project Dracula Takes Magneto Rudy's New Team I Wanna Close My Eyes at the Ford The Agent of Rivendell
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02-22-2002, 03:17 PM | #70 |
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A Better-Than-Drugs Journey.
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02-22-2002, 09:45 PM | #71 |
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The Cat in the Hat and his Deed with the Weed
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02-22-2002, 10:43 PM | #72 |
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Citizen Sam
Fear and Loathing in Mordor Some Like It Hot, Some Like It Under A Second Darkness A Wizard and a Gentleman A Few Good Dwarves Samwise Gamgee (My name is Samwise Gamgee, people call me Samwise Gamgee. Run, Samwise, run!)
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02-23-2002, 05:13 PM | #74 |
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I am Sam
How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Annatar Left Behind, by F. Bolger Come Sail Away, by Galadriel Practical Aviation, by Gandalf 451 Farenheit, by B. Rog
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02-24-2002, 08:16 AM | #75 |
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The Story of Usses by The Real Owners of the Preciousss
Ninnyhammers Don't Cry Wraith Becomes Him A Tale of two Minases The Anduin Wilde
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02-25-2002, 01:05 AM | #76 |
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How On And On The Road Actually Went by Mr Underhill
How To Inspire and Influence a Dead Audience by Elessar a.k.a Estel a.k.a Aragorn Son of Arathorn a.k.a. Elfstone a.k.a. Strider The Scariest Places on Middle-Earth by Gimli O'Gloin
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02-25-2002, 07:47 PM | #77 |
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Mordorward Bound
I'm the Witch-King of the World! Grumpy Old Elves Why I Should've Retired Early, by Olorin Dances with Wargs An Adventure from a Baggage-Eye View, by Merry
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02-25-2002, 07:50 PM | #78 |
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Sorry, thought of some more.
Bite My Finger, by the Ringbearer Lose Weight Fast!, by Smeagol Why Kings Get More Chicks than Stewards, by Elessar Telcontar Boyfriend leave you to go on a Quest? How to cope! - a magazine by Rosie Cotton
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02-25-2002, 08:09 PM | #79 |
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"Why Eavsdropping is a Sin" by S. Gamgee
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02-25-2002, 11:35 PM | #80 |
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Field of Trees: (If You Chop Them, We Will Rouse) - by Quickbeam
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