06-28-2006, 05:46 PM | #61 | |
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Aragorn Vs. Ugluk(you already know my nickname for Ugluk):
Ugluk mispronounces his name, While Aragorn is rolling on the floor laughing Ugluk slices him in two! __________________ Pippin Vs. Ugluk: Ugluk mispronounces his name, Pippin agrees, Ugluk makes hobbit felle' __________________ Bill the pony Vs. Ugluk: Sorry, not that intesting, Ugluk would probubly win. __________________ Treebeard Vs. Ugluk: Ugluk misspronounces his name, Treebeard doesn't get it and stomps him. But then Treebeard gets it and falls over laughing into Ugluks campfire! (It's a tie) __________________ Merry Vs. Pippin: OOH! This is an interesting fight! Would Mary win because of his greater knowlage? Or would Pippin win? Well Pippin doesn't seem to have as much going for him as Mary... __________________ Treebeard Vs. Gimli: I don't know, would Gimli chop down Treebeard? Or would Treebeard stomp Gimli? __________________ Gimli Vs. Gimli: Gimli would win. __________________ Gandalf Vs. Treebeard: Treebeard would be lit on fire before he even gets close. __________________ Thoran oakenshield Vs. Ugluk: Ugluk Misspronounces his name, Thoran isn't amused, Thoran kills Ugluk. __________________ Gladreal Vs. Gimli(Like that would ever happen): Gimli hesatates, Gladreal scares Gimli to death. __________________ Balrog Vs. Gladreal: Well the Balrog is a miair, Gladreal is a very scarey elf... Hmm... Probobly the balrog. __________________ Treebeard Vs. Gladreal: Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Treebeard stomps Gladreal, Treebeard is scared to death! (Tie) __________________ Ugluk Vs. Gladreal: Ugluk misspronouces his name, Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Ugluk gets scared to death while Gladreal falls out a window laughing. __________________ Rosey Gamgee Vs. Sam: I realy don't know... I realy don't, but it is very interesting! __________________
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06-29-2006, 06:55 PM | #62 |
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They're brilliant! Who's the baddest bad guy-Morgoth or Sauron?! Morgoth with Ungoliant and seven balrogs, or Sauron with a ring, as well as nine ringwaiths.
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06-29-2006, 08:11 PM | #63 | |
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Are you kidding?!!!
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In his prime he stood, against all the valar combined: "Yet so great was the power of his uprising in ages forgotten he contended with Manwe and all the valar, and through long years in Arda held dominion over most of the lands of the earth." I think in his prime you could through in Ungoliant, and he would kick her @$$ too!!! I think in the quote, is one of the rear times that Tolkien has ever refered to middle-earth as simply earth.
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07-03-2006, 09:01 AM | #64 |
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How about a cooking contest - gollum vs. sam? a nice fishes cooking competition?
depends on the judge - if it's sauron then of course gollum. if it's frodo then of course sam. I think a neutral judge would be gandalf. he liked both gollum and frodo the same. I think gollum would win because he's a minimalist and wouldn't put all the unnecessary and contransting stupid seasonings.
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07-03-2006, 10:14 AM | #65 | |
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Or cook it
__________________ Gollum Vs. The eye(From the Peter Jacktion movies) The eye stares at Gollum, Gollum pokes the eye, har har har, Gollum singes his hand, The eye stares him down, Gollum whines, The eye is so annoyed that it doesn't have any hands that it starts crying, and puts itself out! __________________
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08-22-2006, 08:50 PM | #66 |
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Okey I got one. Gil-Galad or Elindil.
My votes Gil-Galad but he is my favorite character in LOTR. |
08-24-2006, 11:10 AM | #67 | |
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Gollum Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk misspronounces his name, Gollum doesn't catch it and starts muttering, then Ugluk smushes Gollum. __________________ Arwen Vs. Sam: Sam is so amazed by the elf that he doesn't nodice when he gets run through with her pointy elf ears. (Or a sword maybe, for those who don't think elf ears are funny) __________________ Elrond Vs. Gandalf: Gandalf frys Elrond, the end. __________________ Aragorn Vs. Gandalf: Gandalf frys Aragorn, the end. (Nodice a pattern in Gandalfs fights?) __________________ Arwen Vs. Gandalf: Gandalf frys Arwen, the end. __________________ Arwen Vs. Aragorn: Aragorn doesn't want to fight, neather does Arwen but she gets over it faster and stabs Aragorn (With EARS!!!) __________________ Sam Vs. Gimli: Sam distracts Gimli with bacon, then hits him with the frying pan. __________________ Feal free to dissagree or add on to any of this stuff
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08-24-2006, 01:36 PM | #68 |
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Boromir vs. Aragorn, minus Andruil. It would be a close call, but I really think that Boromir would win; trained in weaponry and all that, and Aragorn devoid of his precious elven sword.
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10-23-2006, 06:10 PM | #69 | |
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Gandalf Vs. Tom Bombadil:
It's a tie, Gandalf frys ol' Bombadillo but Bombadil gets avenged but thousands of little squirrels...
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10-27-2006, 06:30 PM | #70 | |
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Aragorn Vs. Legolas:
Aragorn slices Legolas in two, he is then known as "Legless"
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10-27-2006, 06:44 PM | #71 |
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Gandalf vs. Gimli:
Gandalf does a depressing spell on Gimli. Now known as Grimli
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10-27-2006, 09:31 PM | #72 | |
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Or maybe Grumpy...
Ugluk Vs. Sam. Ugluk chops up Sam into little peaces. Sam is now known as Spam. Saruman Vs. Tom Bombadill Saruman blows up Bombadillo, now known as Tom Bombedadill
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