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Appetizer for elevenses.
Why is the Witch-King not called the Wizard-King?
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10-01-2007, 12:14 AM | #62 |
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Because he's a panzie.
Why was Sauron an eye?
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10-01-2007, 12:03 PM | #63 | |
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Becuase he wouldn't quit when he was a head
Why are dragons so rare in middle earth?
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10-01-2007, 12:06 PM | #64 |
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Because they found jobs over-seas.
What's a troll?
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11-01-2007, 04:50 AM | #65 |
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Somebody who flames people on forums, or someone who swears at people on the phone (like that girl in my freshman year of college). They also carry giant swords that Aragorn can easily block.
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11-01-2007, 12:40 PM | #66 | |
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Saturday, don't ask why, he (she?) just did.
Why was Gandalf dressed in grey?
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11-01-2007, 12:47 PM | #67 |
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Because he thought he was a rain cloud.
Why dont Hobbits wear shoes?
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11-01-2007, 03:04 PM | #68 | |
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11-01-2007, 03:31 PM | #69 |
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Cuz no one knows who the f*** she is.
Why didnt Nazgul use sub-machineguns?
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11-01-2007, 04:21 PM | #70 | |
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Nasgul don't like fire, so when told that they had to fire the guns they desided to stick to swords.
(That, and ammo was scarce ) Why was Minas Ithil called the tower of the moon?
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11-01-2007, 04:33 PM | #71 |
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Because it was actually Apollo 11 on the launch pad.
Why didnt Gimli shave.
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11-01-2007, 05:57 PM | #73 | |
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Because, dude. Location, location, location. Why wasnt Sam cast as a woman?
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11-01-2007, 06:25 PM | #74 | |
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So that when Sam merrys Rosey it doesn't seem like he's abandoned Frodo
(Bad logic! ) Why does Souron have a slit pupil (like a cat eye) rather than a round one? (Like a human eye)
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11-01-2007, 07:00 PM | #75 |
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Because....it's awesomer. And besides, if you were a giant eye, you wouldnt want to go al with the grain, wouldjya?
Where O Where did Galadriel get that woderful rope?
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11-01-2007, 09:15 PM | #76 | |
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[QUOTE=Nautipus]*in a really high-pitched voice* What the heck, man?
It's a roflcopter thing, some internet leet fad LoL. Quote:
Shouldn't the War of Wrath be WW1 and the War of the Last Alliance be WW2 and the War of the Rings be WW3, etc? |
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11-01-2007, 09:32 PM | #77 |
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No. Do you see tanks or guns or blowing stuff up or kablowie anywere in there? No you dont.
If the palantir was a touch-screen type thing, could it hold music and movies as well?
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11-01-2007, 10:08 PM | #78 | |
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Only if you get palantir 2.1 with the music program.
Why does the one ring turn the people who wear them invisable?
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11-01-2007, 10:24 PM | #79 |
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Because no one would be caught dead (or alive) wearing that hideous thing.
If there is the One Ring, can there be a Two Ring?
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11-01-2007, 11:27 PM | #80 |
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Yes. The one wearing it is called Number 2. He ate too many bean burritos, hence the Two Ring's power to gas its enemies.
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