Imagine...

[Nurvingiel]

I hold the destiny of millions in the palm of my hand... except the @#$%# network doesn't work properly. Two days in a row. I guess I'm not the supreme godess of that world. Just a minor diety. But then... who is supreme?

I almost took off my clothes, stood on my head, and said bloogy bloogy bloogy, but that's a lot of effort..... hm.....

What's this thread about again?

[Rían]

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

OH MY GAWWWWD! Rian's been corrupted... is nothing sacred around here?!

Naw, not corrupted - just making a pre-emptive strike. Most of Anduril's fun, I think, comes in thinking he surprises people. I'm ruining his fun

[EarthBound]

I've just created a capture system and low-flow containment unit for some bunkers on the computer, the engineer just flew thru here and swiped up the plans and I expect to the realization of my work by Friday...... Now, someone please tell me how to design and implement my personal, social, and career aspects so effortlessly......PPPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEEEE!!! I'll give ya a my super-secret decoder ring and an apple-fritter if you do.....at least I think it's apple inside......hmmmmm

Off work, now, it's off to the Green Dragon!!!!!!

[The last sane person]

that was perhaps the best post i've ever read on here Nolendil, now, why is rian a pogo stick?

[EarthBound]

I agree, wonderful post Nolendil.

You may have a slice of my pizza and a small (did I mention "small") sip of my beer . . . it is precious to me.......so preciouis......It's my beer I tell you!! Mine!! You want it for youself!!!!

*slinks into corner with brewski and slice of cheesy pie muttering, "so precious, so very very precious".

I'm completely mad you know....

[Telcontar_Dunedain]

Great post Nolendil!

So why is Rian a pogo stick?

[Falagar]

So why is Rian a pogo stick?

Well, she's a Christian. They're all pogo sticks.

Atheists, by the way, are oranges. They're not as bouncy as christians, true, but on the positive side: they're orange. And round.

Now I'm off to say 'bloogy' and sleep. Where have all the mods gone, by the way?

[Rían]

But wayfarer is a Christian - is he a donut on a pogo stick, or a pogo stick made of donuts?

[Falagar]

Wayfarer is Wayfarer, which should pretty much explain everything. A Pogo stick made of doughnut-stuff sounds plausible though...

Or perhaps not, it's all a matter of perspective.

[Rían]

Originally Posted by Falagar

Wayfarer is Wayfarer, which should pretty much explain everything.

That's true!

[Valandil]

Originally Posted by Falagar

... Where have all the mods gone, by the way?

lurking... trying to determine whether this is innocuous spam , intellectual chit-chat al Queda chatter or worse... code for the next attempted Entmoot Mutiny!!

[Pytt]

i must agree with everyone else saying this is the best post i've ever read! i loved it! this encourage me to read properly through some more of your posts in the why you belive post, Nolendil.

so Rian is a pogo stick beacuse she's christian? well, i think that is not a bad thought. but lets here what Nolendil says!

[EarthBound]

Originally Posted by Valandil

lurking... trying to determine whether this is innocuous spam , intellectual chit-chat al Queda chatter or worse... code for the next attempted Entmoot Mutiny!!

EB--laughs so hard she spits up her beer and raises her mug in salute to Valandil (if that's not a code name for someone or "something" else)

[Nurvingiel]

Originally Posted by Valandil

lurking... trying to determine whether this is innocuous spam , intellectual chit-chat al Queda chatter or worse... code for the next attempted Entmoot Mutiny!!

Nooooo, you can't call the greatest post of all time spam! Now stand on your head, say "bloogy" three times, and apologize.

Today I excecised my godess powers! I figured out who the supreme world of the GIS world is - our profs! They somehow juryrigged the netword into working, thereby giving me access to my world. I built a youth centre! And changed the colours of their world. Changed their borders! How they view themselves, even! It was quite a day!

[The last sane person]

all hail your goddessness!

[Nurvingiel]

A new Imagine... thought will be proposed soon!

Hold on to your hats folks... I'm just waiting on a couple things.

[Nurvingiel]

Behold! A new Imagining is upon you!

Now we will imagine what it would be like if the ideas proposed in "Bloogy Bloogy Bloogy" were actually reality. The main points of the Bloogy thread will become our next Imagining.

How has this come to pass? What are the consequences? How is the world different and the same?

Main points - boiled down to the essence:
- Stand on your head naked and quickly yell, "Bloogy bloogy bloogy."
- Wayfarer is a doughnut (with chocolate frosting), largely because he sold his goats to a gelatin factory
- You cannot view the gelatin factory upon pain of a terrible curse.
- RÃ*an is a pogo stick, most probably due to her following any path in a rabbit warren.
- All Christians are pogo sticks, and all atheists are oranges
- EarthBound is a doughnut hole, who controls digital worlds (which I also do, to a lesser extent). EarthBound and I are dieties in these worlds - I'm a minor diety. But EarthBound...
- Why did Ñólendil write the best post ever, then disappear? Hopefully he can be lured into the next Imagining...

I will repost this summary after the merge to avoid confusion. But now you all know the context of the next discussion. So open your pencils and sharpen your minds!


Eärniel, please do the honours - merge away!

[Earniel]

Merged, it's all yours now, Nurv.

[Nurvingiel]

Wow, nice one Eärniel! You even spliced it in behind my summary, brilliant.

For those of you who missed the class on Bloogying, you can now also view this goodness in posts #48 (pay close attention to this one) through #75 (also worth noting).

[Ñólendil]

Yay! My Bloogy Bloogy Bloogy thread has survived! Yay! *dances the muppet dance, throwing his outstretched arms from side to side, with nose up in the air*

I am glad you have all enjoyed my realization so much. The funny thing is, it really happened!

If by "really" you mean "never"

I especially like how you decided why Rian is a pogo stick without me. This shows everyone is perfectly capable of coming to know what's really going on in this mysterious world, and all you need to do is follow your intuition, or the gelatin man's truck, do the bloogy bloogy bloogy exercise, and lie.

Down. Lie down, it helps to lie down sometimes.

Following the "imagine" theme, which I have a feeling I need to do in order to justify this merge, I would like to add that, if atheists are oranges, and Christians are pogo-sticks, then Hindus are Citrus-Stick-Delights, incapable of being enjoyed as a fruit or a toy, tasting rather like plastic, and bouncing rather like bowling balls, but bridging the gap between food and contraption. We used to be called the Don't-Fit-In-Squad, but "Citrus-Stick-Delights" was deemed more benign.

Others hold that we are merely wishful Paper Weights, which is perhaps closer to the truth.

And, there are rumors of rather alarming, abstract people who talk too much about metaphysicality. They're all true. Just the other day I fell through a neighbor's chimney (well because I wanted to borrow a small television), and far from being impolite, the home-owner immediately engaged me in conversation, which was when I swiftly discovered he was of the alarming, philosophical type of whom the rumors spoke:

"Hello! Come in! I'm Specificity! This is my wife, Causal Nature! We're wearing Sound!"

I stood there, a bit shocked, until he made a remark about my attire.

"Is it Halloween? What are you supposed to be, a burglar? ... Why, you're sweating! Causal Nature, turn on the air conditioner for our friend here."

I laughed nervously, but then quickly retreated when Specificity began to walk on the ceiling, which he said was a part of a ritual involving the expression of Free Will.

I think this information is vital to our discussion and examination of a world in which Wayfarer is a doughnut.