03-18-2002, 07:37 AM | #61 |
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yavanna spoke before the valar sayingthe light of the pants has passed away and lives only in the knickers of feanor. forsighted was he....
then hurin spoke to turgonsaying go now lord while time is for in you lives the last hope of the pants and while pants stands morgoth shall still know fear in his heart...... of the pants or power and the third age..... Now the elves made many pants but secretly sauron made one pant to rule all the others....
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03-19-2002, 03:26 PM | #62 |
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ok, FUN history lesson.
we were thinking up alternate names for characters: Legopants Legolas Greenpants Meriadoc Brandypants Barliman Butterpants Then we started on arwen and as u may be able to tell, we are not her biggest fans: Arwen Evenpants Arwen Evilpants Arwen b**ch-in-pants it went on but you don't want to hear the rest of it!
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03-19-2002, 03:34 PM | #63 |
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eowyn144 u missed out
aragron theresab**chinmypants!!!
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03-19-2002, 03:54 PM | #64 |
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Eowyn144, what did the Fictional character of Arwen do to deserve having 2 surnames with a heinous word with "pants" added on by you and your friends?
Also, whats Historical about the alternate 'names' you invented? |
03-19-2002, 03:56 PM | #65 |
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Comicdude, they were in a History Lesson. And it wasnt just Arwen they came up with. They did all other characters as well so leave Eowyn144 alone!
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03-19-2002, 03:57 PM | #66 |
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and may i just say this is the pnts thread! what else do you expect to find?
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03-19-2002, 04:00 PM | #67 | |
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secondly- as mentioned by strawberry, we were in a history lesson at the time.
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Gollum: ‘Leaves out of elf-country. Gah! They stinks. He climbed in those pants and couldn’t wash the smell off his pants, my nice pants.’
: ‘More pants going to Mordor,’ he said in a low voice. ‘Dark pants. We have not seen pants like these before. No, Sméagol has not. They are fierce.’ : ‘Yes, yes, to help the master. The master of the pants.’ He (Sam) realised now that Gollum was feeling the terrible call of the pants. Gimli: ‘Forty-two, master Legolas!’ he cried. ‘Alas! My axe is notched. The forty second had and iron bar in his pants. How is it with you?’ : ‘My very pants are chilled!’ Legolas: ‘I should have guessed that they were pants wild with come sudden gladness.’ Learn now the lore of living pants First name the four, the free pants Eldest of all the elves pants, Dwarf the delver, dark are his pants Ent the earthborn, pants as mountains, Man the mortal, master of pants. (Half-grown Hobbits, the pant-dwellers.) Pippin: But there is a hope that I may have left some of my own pants unspoilt on the wet ground.
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03-19-2002, 06:06 PM | #69 |
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I'm sorry, this is the books forum, I thought you were refering to the Arwen in the actual Tolkien canon, not the recent adaptation by Peter Jackson. It's not my fault if your vision of Tolkien's text is influenced by a interpretation.
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03-19-2002, 07:51 PM | #70 |
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"An orc pantsed dain from behind a rock..."
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there are others here that have used the movie and non- LOTR for their pants quotes why single her out? do you suggest having multiple threads?
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03-20-2002, 10:58 AM | #72 |
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Dunno if this has been done but "What has it got in it's PANTS?"
"Is that all you know of her ladyship? She doesn't eat dead meat nor suck cold PANTS!"
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03-20-2002, 05:42 PM | #73 |
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Frodo Friend, your killing me, LOL!
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03-20-2002, 07:09 PM | #76 |
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Sorry about that FrodoFriend. I didn't mean to start anything. I was just making a joke.
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03-21-2002, 12:12 AM | #77 |
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Arwen's underpants aren't Historical......they're Hysterical!~
*blames Lucy Lawless for influencing fellow-Kiwi PJ so much*
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03-21-2002, 12:22 AM | #78 |
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Hardly. Poor, poor Arwen. I don't think Lucy Lawless had much influence, if you ask me.
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03-21-2002, 02:39 AM | #79 |
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You know not Xenarwen
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I know they had Liv in a more "Xena-ish" role in TTT, at Helm's Deep, but they cut it because it didn't work. Good for them.
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