Official Entmoot Coconuts and Amazons Thread - Page 4

Bombadillo · 04-25-2003, 03:00 PM

RANDOM FACT!: For some reason, I have a coconut in my garage that's been carved and decorated to look like a hairy monkey face. Real coconut mind you.

***Earniel*** · 04-25-2003, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by Insidious Rex
Hey thats a purse! Deception!

Off course it's a purse. What part of....

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What are the odds? I just got a belated new-yeargift today which was..... a coconut-purse!

....didn't you get?

wahine · 04-26-2003, 12:15 AM

Earniel, to the *horny* eye, it seems like a code for your boobs...

FYI...

Insidious Rex · 04-26-2003, 11:58 AM

Are you calling my eyes horny?

***Earniel*** · 04-27-2003, 02:02 PM

*wonders how she was to make it clear it was a purse in the first place when the word purse itself can already be misunderstood.*

*decides to give it a rest*

*also decides to enjoy the disappointment of those who thought the purse was going to be something entirely different*

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 08:09 PM

Eärniel: I once saw a woman with a purse made out of a bull's testicles. I often wondered what would possess her to purchase such a thing. (I have this knowledge because I stupidly asked her what the hell it was made out of.)

But your coconut purse is definitly a coconut purse.

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
Ok, I'll pose in my figleaf when I'm sober.................but does anyone really want to see a druken Coney wearing nothing more that a hint of modesty?

I know I wouldn't

Who would you borrow the 'modesty' from? *looks through Coney's closet* You are fresh out sweety!

Coney · 04-27-2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Who would you borrow the 'modesty' from? *looks through Coney's closet* You are fresh out sweety!

Oops

*adds to shopping list*

1. Modesty (small)
2. Buffalo scrotum purse (will do for someones christmas prezzie)
3. Fresh cocunuts (large)

Earniel: That a very unusual purse! I've never seen coconuts that weren't hairy before.

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
Oops

*adds to shopping list*

1. Modesty (small)
2. Buffalo scrotum purse (will do for someones christmas prezzie)
3. Fresh cocunuts (large)

Earniel: That a very unusual purse! I've never seen coconuts that weren't hairy before.

1) *looks Coney up and down* small???? That's not going to cover up what you need to cover in order for the calendar to be 'R' and definitely not 'PG-13'.
2) Eww. I was grossed out when I saw it the first time. Don't send it to me. Ick!

As far as the coconut purse, you have to shave it with a sharp knife so it's not hairy. Underneath the hair it's a hard shell. Their actually quite attractive shorn.

Coney · 04-27-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel

2) Eww. I was grossed out when I saw it the first time. Don't send it to me. Ick!

I'm not surprised! Can you imagine being a poor little shopkeeper asking for the money and some woman whips out a buffalo's jewel bag?

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1) *looks Coney up and down* small???? That's not going to cover up what you need to cover in order for the calendar to be 'R' and definitely not 'PG-13'.

Heh! Yer only getting the butt-shot

I didn't woodstain and varnish it for nothing y'know

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
Heh! Yer only getting the butt-shot

I didn't woodstain and varnish it for nothing y'know

Uh, don't you 'woodstain and varnish' wood, Coney? That would not be a 'butt-shot'.
must.... stop... must... be... a ... good... she-elf... must... have .... control....must .... have... control.

Coney · 04-27-2003, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Uh, don't you 'woodstain and varnish' wood, Coney? That would not be a 'butt-shot'.
must.... stop... must... be... a ... good... she-elf... must... have .... control....must .... have... control.

*sits on his hands*

My own willpower sometimes amazes me......

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
*sits on his hands*

My own willpower sometimes amazes me......

Please accept my appologies for tempting you so with that last post. I know you are trying so very hard to be good, and I am not helping things.

*hangs head down* I, on the other hand, am ashamed to say that I could not be good if my life depended on it. I am a very, very, very bad girl. You don't know how hard I try to keep it all under control. If I let it all loose, I'd be kicked off The Moot for ever. And trust me, that's a long time.

Coney · 04-27-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Please accept my appologies for tempting you so with that last post. I know you are trying so very hard to be good, and I am not helping things.

Eh? No apologies necessary Ruinel

.......... I'ts not you're fault I'm in "boring old fart" mode at the moment

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*hangs head down* I, on the other hand, am ashamed to say that I could not be good if my life depended on it. I am a very, very, very bad girl. You don't know how hard I try to keep it all under control. If I let it all loose, I'd be kicked off The Moot for ever. And trust me, that's a long time.

Ah yes, it is tempting isn't it

.......... but we must remember the little hotdogs

Ruinel · 04-27-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by Coney
Ah yes, it is tempting isn't it .......... but we must remember the little hotdogs

ROFLOL!!! (You do realize that none of them know what we're talking about, don't you? Which is a good thing!! Yes, keep them always in the backs of our minds! "Get your hot weiners, here!!!" (Oh, no!!! Stop me now!!!) ROFLOL!!!

wahine · 04-28-2003, 12:09 AM

*Wonders if she should even tread those waters*

IR--No just the brain behind them...

Ruinel · 04-28-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by wahine
*Wonders if she should even tread those waters*

IR--No just the brain behind them...

Both are very dangerous places for the unaware.

Wayfarer · 04-28-2003, 11:35 AM

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*hangs head down* I, on the other hand, am ashamed to say that I could not be good if my life depended on it. I am a very, very, very bad girl. You don't know how hard I try to keep it all under control.

And bad girls need to be... punished.

*/gets the whip and handcuffs.

Ruinel · 04-28-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Wayfarer
And bad girls need to be... punished.

*/gets the whip and handcuffs.

You are such a weiner. LOL! Always in 'punish' mode.

Insidious Rex · 04-28-2003, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
Both are very dangerous places for the unaware.

first my eyes are horny now my brain is a dangerous place. im scared to think what any other parts may be.

04-25-2003, 03:00 PM	#61
Bombadillo "The Bomb" Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: all over the place Posts: 1,601	RANDOM FACT!: For some reason, I have a coconut in my garage that's been carved and decorated to look like a hairy monkey face. Real coconut mind you. __________________ Could it be that one path to enlightenment leads through insanity?

04-26-2003, 12:15 AM	#63
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Earniel, to the horny eye, it seems like a code for your boobs... FYI... __________________ Hem, hem

04-26-2003, 11:58 AM	#64
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	Are you calling my eyes horny? __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

04-27-2003, 02:02 PM	#65
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	wonders how she was to make it clear it was a purse in the first place when the word purse itself can already be misunderstood. decides to give it a rest also decides to enjoy the disappointment of those who thought the purse was going to be something entirely different __________________ We are not things.

04-28-2003, 12:09 AM	#76
wahine The Original Amazonian Coconut Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Answering no questions, telling no lies. Posts: 753	Wonders if she should even tread those* waters* IR--No just the brain behind them... __________________ Hem, hem

04-27-2003, 08:09 PM	#66
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	Eärniel: I once saw a woman with a purse made out of a bull's testicles. I often wondered what would possess her to purchase such a thing. (I have this knowledge because I stupidly asked her what the hell it was made out of.) But your coconut purse is definitly a coconut purse.