Teacup Cafe XXXIV - Page 39

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 06:48 PM

I don't know what you're talking about....

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-05-2008, 07:01 PM

Yeast.

Good bread needs yeast.

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 07:04 PM

And yeast needs good bread!

shesabrandybuck · 12-05-2008, 07:56 PM

I just bought my Christmas tree! If you all were wondering...
Have we figured out who Evil Santa is yet?

***Earniel*** · 12-05-2008, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

And Earn, when did you start using "dude" dude?

Oh, you don't like my vocabulary extention?

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Originally Posted by shesabrandybuck

Have we figured out who Evil Santa is yet?

Some of us have, but Evil Santa seems to have a bit of an identity crisis.

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shesabrandybuck

Have we figured out who Evil Santa is yet?

Not yet. We may never know for sure...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Oh, you don't like my vocabulary extention?

On the contrary, I like it a lot

. It just didn't seem like the kind of word you'd use

. You're always so precise with language...

Of course, words evolve a lot. "Dude" is no longer a "bum" word used between surfers and pot smokers (who are often one and the same), and in fact I find myself using it quite a lot. It's used between guys to affirm a sense of comraderie

. That is, in my experience.

Evil Santa · 12-05-2008, 08:13 PM

Did anybody ask me who I was, did they? All of you are just a bunch of poopy pigs. And yes, I will steal the candy in your stockings for this. I may even steal the coal.

Earniel, may your chocolate melt over the fire of Mt. Doom and be lost forever.

*gets into his evil sled and sleds away in the etherness of the ether*

Noble Elf Lord · 12-06-2008, 03:54 AM

Say, Evil Santa, what exactly do you do on your long holiday? After all, you can only be evil during Christmas.

Let me guess: you sell flowers in Elvenpath...

Grey_Wolf · 12-06-2008, 05:05 AM

Deleted because of inappropriatness.

Evil Santa · 12-06-2008, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noble Elf Lord

Say, Evil Santa, what exactly do you do on your long holiday? After all, you can only be evil during Christmas.

Let me guess: you sell flowers in Elvenpath...

When I don't have all-year-round work messing up holidays, I spend my time in the basement of a prison in Mordor, reading Schopenhauer.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-06-2008, 05:29 PM

Who's maintaining the prisons in Mordor, these days? Haven't they gone condo?

**Mari** · 12-06-2008, 05:33 PM

If they are anything like Dutch prisons, then yes, they have

*tackles Sis and Hector*
It's been too long since you've been in here, silly Hector! You need punishment. What can I think of? I do want to get something out of it myself of course...

Evil Santa · 12-06-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Who's maintaining the prisons in Mordor, these days? Haven't they gone condo?

Well, no. Most of them are still rock cells, complete with one steel-barred window and resident rats.

Mordor Prison Management is in chaos these days, and most of the time it's the managers who wind up in prison, while the prisoners are being elected to management positions.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-06-2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Santa

Well, no. Most of them are still rock cells, complete with one steel-barred window and resident rats.

Mordor Prison Management is in chaos these days, and most of the time it's the managers who wind up in prison, while the prisoners are being elected to management positions.

See, but that sounds like a good system, to me.

Inmates run the asylum, and managers in prison.

Can't make a more equitable system than that.

Grey_Wolf · 12-07-2008, 04:05 AM

"You put your left wing up, put your left thing, put your left wing up and shake it all about..."

**Mari** · 12-07-2008, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

See, but that sounds like a good system, to me.

Inmates run the asylum, and managers in prison.

Can't make a more equitable system than that.

You want me jailed?

But then again, I might like prison IF it has an extensive library and a few puzzles...

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 12-07-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Santa

Well, no. Most of them are still rock cells, complete with one steel-barred window and resident rats.

Mordor Prison Management is in chaos these days, and most of the time it's the managers who wind up in prison, while the prisoners are being elected to management positions.

Evil santa! WHAT THE......

***Varnafindë*** · 12-07-2008, 12:11 PM

In Ibsen's play "Peer Gynt", Peer comes to the asylum in Cairo, where the patients have just declared themselves sane and locked up the managers. There are a few episodes of madness - but I won't tell them here, not to give Evil Santa any ideas.

Evil Santa · 12-07-2008, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sasquatch of Fangorn

Evil santa! WHAT THE......

What, you don't believe in an Evil Santa Claus? Your parents were "realists" and tried to raise you not to believe in "fairies" either, is that it? Well I got news for you pal!

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Originally Posted by Varnafindë

In Ibsen's play "Peer Gynt", Peer comes to the asylum in Cairo, where the patients have just declared themselves sane and locked up the managers. There are a few episodes of madness - but I won't tell them here, not to give Evil Santa any ideas.

Thanks for the ideas, Varnafinde. I'll keep that in mind. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

***Varnafindë*** · 12-07-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Santa

Thanks for the ideas, Varnafinde. I'll keep that in mind. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I didn't give you the actual ideas, though. You've got to make the effort and read the play for yourself to find them

12-05-2008, 06:48 PM	#761
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I don't know what you're talking about.... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 07:01 PM	#762
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Yeast. Good bread needs yeast. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

12-05-2008, 07:04 PM	#763
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	And yeast needs good bread! __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 07:56 PM	#764
shesabrandybuck Hero of Hyrule Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hyrule Posts: 1,052	I just bought my Christmas tree! If you all were wondering... Have we figured out who Evil Santa is yet? __________________ Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And many miles be still to go, But under a tree I will lie, And let the clouds go sailing by. twitter

12-06-2008, 03:54 AM	#768
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	Say, Evil Santa, what exactly do you do on your long holiday? After all, you can only be evil during Christmas. Let me guess: you sell flowers in Elvenpath... __________________ Hers.

12-05-2008, 08:13 PM	#767
Evil Santa Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 27	Did anybody ask me who I was, did they? All of you are just a bunch of poopy pigs. And yes, I will steal the candy in your stockings for this. I may even steal the coal. Earniel, may your chocolate melt over the fire of Mt. Doom and be lost forever. gets into his evil sled and sleds away in the etherness of the ether

12-06-2008, 05:05 AM	#769
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Deleted because of inappropriatness. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-07-2008 at 11:48 AM.

12-06-2008, 05:29 PM	#771
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Who's maintaining the prisons in Mordor, these days? Haven't they gone condo? __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

12-06-2008, 05:33 PM	#772
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	If they are anything like Dutch prisons, then yes, they have tackles Sis and Hector It's been too long since you've been in here, silly Hector! You need punishment. What can I think of? I do want to get something out of it myself of course... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

12-07-2008, 04:05 AM	#775
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"You put your left wing up, put your left thing, put your left wing up and shake it all about..."

12-07-2008, 12:11 PM	#778
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	In Ibsen's play "Peer Gynt", Peer comes to the asylum in Cairo, where the patients have just declared themselves sane and locked up the managers. There are a few episodes of madness - but I won't tell them here, not to give Evil Santa any ideas. __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

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