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Politics After allegations by an unnamed party about the President's -so called- "fascination" with bed enclosed secrets, and certain rumors about the content under the Commander in Chiefs sleeping area has lead the press secretary to call a press meeting where he will announce that because President Berlioz is pure as the driven snow he can prove that he has nothing under his bed. The President doesn't have a bed he just has a mattress on the floor thus silencing all rumors about what "might" have been under his bed. Presidential Candidate Trolls' Bane has announced a reform plan of "Positively Reinforced Rehabilitation Camps in lieu of prison for deviant members of mootian society. He also has shown a comprehensive security plan that would allay fears about Mordor indefinetely. Also His Campaign manager made use of Berlioz's Press Secretary's Press meeting to make the announcement to assure voters that while Trolls' Bane does have a bed he DOES NOT have anything under it, this information is perfectly reliable as the Berlioz Bed Cameras can prove it.
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11-21-2006, 11:09 AM
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Oh yeah! Your cousin is so dense he thinks Osama Bin Laden is some kind of desert.
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11-21-2006, 12:34 PM
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Christmas Carols for the 'challenged'
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder- We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... Paranoid- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.............. |
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11-21-2006, 12:41 PM
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That's funny! Mind if I do one of those "They'd never say that" things with Aragorn singing the obsessive compulsive vertion of Jingle bells?
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11-21-2006, 12:45 PM
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I'm Eru, and lord of Arda.
Join Date: May 2006
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Ohh yeah. before i forget, i need someone to do the next harry potter chapter for the discussion. not that anyone will care of course.
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11-21-2006, 03:41 PM
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Oh, and Earniel, I also have about a few dozen of these:
 that also washed up with the teacuppers. Hey, TB, you think we could kill em and break their skin down and mass produce, to use as weapons grade toxins? Heheh, I love experimenting on frogs... Well, no chocolate little froggies, your days are numbered.
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11-21-2006, 03:53 PM
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*gasps* You wouldn't! Look at those shiny, bulging eyes! That moist, slick skin. Those bright colours that promis sweet poisoning and a quick death if you're lucky. How can you even think of hurting those?
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11-21-2006, 04:03 PM
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*Wears gloves and holds a frog by his leg, with a scapel at the ready* Wouldn't I?
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11-21-2006, 04:39 PM
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Ring-smith
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*Puts on gas mask*
This won't end well... Maybe...
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11-21-2006, 06:18 PM
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
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Even evil old me doesn't approve of this kind of thing!
 ...by Order of the President, put that frog down, or the MPO (Moot Police Officers) will have to remove you bodily from the planet....
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11-21-2006, 07:08 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Oh push off, PR-not-saying-the-word. Deliver the chocolate and the frog will be safe.
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11-21-2006, 07:36 PM
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
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Hey look!
<<<<---------5001  *meanwhile, back at the ranch* Hiya Sane! We were business partners once, now I fancy being your mortal enemy! En Garde!
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11-21-2006, 08:20 PM
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*Start putting on bomb squad armour*
This is going to end silly...
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11-21-2006, 08:45 PM
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*rides in with an Ostrich cavalry*
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No, just so I can have a theatrical entrance.
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