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11-22-2004, 06:07 PM | #762 |
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11-22-2004, 06:19 PM | #763 |
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welcome, me9996.
I appreciate not being the newest newbie around...
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11-26-2004, 10:00 PM | #764 |
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If you do these thing you are not only obsessed with LOTR you are kind of nuts
1. You try to turn in your home work in elvish. 2. You start sailing around looking for mittle-earth. 3. You are scared of woods becase of ents. 4. You try to forge an elven ring. (I just might try it! ) 5. You try to look up aragorn in your phone book. 6. You look on a globe for the shire. (Or some thing like it ) 7. You get mad at me becase you did a few. 8. When you see someone dressed as a ringwraith you run for your life. 9. You start throwing stuff into the fire to check for markings. 10. You have convensed yourself that you are a king of rohan. |
11-27-2004, 04:02 AM | #765 |
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You include LotR in every school project!
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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11-27-2004, 05:46 PM | #767 |
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1.you write out pages of elven runes to put on the elven sword you just hand made.....and then get dissapointed when you discover they have already been used.....
2. you bye or get a solid gold ring and then go have it engraved with your runes of choice!!!!!! 3. you make your dog look like a warg.......and then have moc battles with it... 4. you challenge people to middle earth trivia contests daily.....in elvish!!!! 5. (off book but similar) you own Twinkle and Icingdeath. 6.you have read the books(as a whole set0 29 times or more.) well thats all i can think of of why im so obbsessed with ne-thing lotr!!!!!
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11-27-2004, 07:05 PM | #768 |
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You know you are really obesessed when you know more about the world of Tolkien than anything else. Your obsessed when a semi-Tolkien nut askes, "So who was Gandalf exactlly? Was he a human or elf or what?" and you reply along the lines of,
"Weeeeeeeeell, it really all begins with the Valar who were created by Eru, that is the one god. The Valar were kind of like angelic godlike beings who created and watched over Middle-Earth and they had angelic powers beneath them.(persay) These were called the Maiar. Now, Morgoth was one of the Valar and became evil, his highest follower was Sauron and Sauron was a Maia, a Maia of Aule. When Melkor, or Morgoth was chained in a "neather world" type place Sauron the Maia took his place as dark lord. The elves and men and other free peoples of ME speant ages fighting him and eventually in the third age the Valar sent five Maia called the Istari, Maia who were sent with the purpose of aiding the free peoples in Saurons defeat. The first of the five to come across the seas to ME was Curanur, or Saruman as we know him. With him were two blue wizards who never come into the story for some reason. Next came Radagast the Brown, and finally came Gandalf the Gray. When Gandalf arrived he was given the elvan ring of fire, for Cirdan the shipwright had seen a great labor in his future and gave the ring to Gandalf to aid in his quest. After the events of Lord of the Rings Saruman was cast down from the Istari order and Gandalf was made into Gandalf the White, for the Valar saw he was in need of greater strength. Anyhow Gandalf and co. defeat Sauron and in the end Gandalf travels back across the sea to Valinor where he began." It's knowledge and answers like that that tell if your a true Tolkien nut. Last edited by Halbarad of the Dunedain : 11-27-2004 at 07:20 PM. |
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11-28-2004, 08:48 PM | #774 |
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you are walking home from school/work and you start singing "the road goes ever on and on"
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Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland |
11-29-2004, 05:41 AM | #775 |
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Surely Argon should be a Noble Stone:
Ar[tar-] - Of High or Noble derivation aragorn,arnor,tar-palantir Gon[gond-] - -Stone in gondolin, gondor you know you are obsessed when you can take words and find their elvish translations!!! |
11-29-2004, 01:11 PM | #776 |
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It actually means Royal Tree!
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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Already said but worth repeating:
You know you're obsessed when you want to name your pets Tolkien-created names. Incidentally, I am thinking of getting a kitten (female). I was thinking of Anduin or Nimrodel for a name- any suggestions from anyone?
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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Yet another chance for The Lovely Hobbit Lass to prove her simplicity and ignorance-
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It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year! |
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