They'd never say that!

[Bombadillo]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....es/wizard9.jpg

[trolls' bane]

Out there!

[me9996]

It says: ARG!!! (but it means ARG!!!)

[trolls' bane]

Oh. I knew that.

[me9996]

Legolas:Cheese cheese cheese cheese...
Aragorn:What?
Legolas:...cheese cheese cheese cheese...
Aragorn:Huh?
Legolas:...cheese cheese cheese cheese...
Gimli:Wine...wine...wine...wine...
Aragorn:I get it! Cheese and wine!
Gandalf:Oh no! Now I have to turn you into a potato...
Sam:PO-TA-TO!!!

[katya]

Woah! I so remember the pimp gear! I saw that picture a looooong time ago. Ah, sweet memories...

Natsukashii.... (the precious paragraph, translated into Japanese)

(That was a funny typo so I`m leaving it. I meant previous.)

[Grey_Wolf]

Gandald was out again with his pet balrog Bally.

Bally pulled and strained on the leash wanting to go his own way.

"Heel, heel, Bally. Stay put by my side. And no chomping of elves this time." Gandald said severly.

[durinsbane2244]

ok, i just read this for the first time, and, in the very first post, oh Lord, THE LUMBERJACK SONG!!!! BRILLIANT!!!

dare i make another pyton parody? i dare!

ooooooooh, weeeeeeee're, knights of the rohirrim order,
we guard our Rohan's border,
we ride around,
thoughout the town,
than go home and make water,
we have some fun with lances and we like to go to dances!

[minstrel music]

we're knights of the land of Gondor,
we're soon, extinct, like condors,
we like to go,
and kill our foes,
and our kings like to wander!
we're knights here in a city though our kingdom is a pity!

[minstrel music]

we're hobbits of the good ol' shire,
our homes, would burn, in fire!
we drink our ale,
pee in the pale,
and at four feet don't go higher!
we're little hairy midgets and our feet smell like our armpits!

[minstrel music/finale]

[me9996]

(Aragorn runs in with a fake arrow on his head)
Aragorn:I've lost my mind!!!
Legolas:Big surprise.
Gimli:What?
(Gimli looks up from a crossword puzzle and starts laughing manicly)
Frodo:Whats going on?
Legolas:Aragorn has lost his mind...
(Legolas starts doing the crossword puzzle Gimli was doing)
(Aragorn, all this time has been running around yelling, but nobody nodiced untill now)
Frodo:Why is Gimli rolling on the floor laughing?
Legolas:I don't know, maybe he though of a funny joke...
Frodo:Oh, well we'd better call someone as these guys have lost it.
Legolas:Lost what?
Frodo:They're minds.
(Sam rushes in)
Sam:I KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE!!!
Frodo:What is it?
Sam:42!!!
Frodo(to Legolas):Sams lost his mind to.

[Elanor]

No idea if these have been done already, but oh well...

Feanor: Do I hear 5 bucks for a Silmaril? no? Nobody? Do I hear 3 bucks? 2?

Aragorn to Elrond: Hey dad, let's go play baseball.

Gollum to Sam: Make sure my stewed rabbit is well done.

Haldir: Ack! You startled me, Gimli. Next time breathe louder, will ya?

Beren: Um, Carcharoth, could you give me a hand here?

Nazgul: Could I have a mint, Halfling? My breath's a little black today.

Tom Bombadil: I will rule the world! Mwahahahahaha!

Lobelia (sobbing): I'm so sorry, Bilbo. Here, have all my spoons!

Gollum to Frodo: Dude, that's my ring.

[me9996]

You know that groop of posts I did with the wierd ring and most of it had Frodo as a hamster? Well I.... Oh, lunch, well consider this a comersal of sorts, I'm going to follow up the saga of Frodo the hamster, after lunch.

[me9996]

I'm back and I'm contenueing the posts...
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When last we left our... people:
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(A dragon shows up outside the window with a ring on its finger and holding on to Frodo)
Frodo:THE RING LANDED ON A CHICKEN!!!
EveryoneSevral difrent smileys)
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And now:
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Gandalf:So when we put the ring on Frodo he turned into a hamster?
Sam:Yes.
Gandalf:And when the ring went on Gollum he turned into a cat?
Gollum:Yess.
Gandalf:And now the ring is on a chicken and it turned it into a dragon?
Aragorn:Yes.
Gandalf:Well this is to strange for me, I'm leaveing.
(Gandalf goes out door)
Aragorn:Well sence Gandy-
Gandalf(off screen):The name is Gandalf!!!

Sam:That was loud.
Gollum:We don't like the ring, no we don't preshous, we're leaveing.
(Gollum leaves)
Sam:Well it's just you and me, brave brave sir Aragorn.
Aragorn:Thats a monty pithon joke, isn't it?
Sam:Yes.
Aragorn:But the guy who's wrighting this has never seen monty pithon.
Sam:That may explain why he can't spell it.
Aragorn:Well I gotta go.
Sam:Why?
Aragorn:Star trek convention.
Sam:Oh, okay, go.
(Aragorn dons spock ears and leaves)
Sam:Well it's just me to save mr. Frodo from the dragon
Frodo:HELP ALLREADY!!!
Sam:So it's just me to face the dragon
???:Will you stop saying that? It's giveing me a headake.
(Sam wips around to see... Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!)
Sam:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
Marvin:An improbility field I suspect.
Sam:I'm not even going to try to figure that out...
(The dragon starts doing the chicken dance)
Croc hunter:Has everyone forgot I'm here?!?
me9996:Yes.
Croc hunter:CRICKEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
me9996:Takeing you out of the story.
Croc hunter:You and what army?
me9996:Just leave already...
Crochunter:No! I'm not moveing!
me9996:Come on! You're holding up the story, look!
(Out the window the dragon is stuck in one position)
me9996:It's frozen untill I unfreaze it.

To be contenued...

[durinsbane2244]

well, that was...interesting...for the record, monty pYthon...

[me9996]

thank you, now to contenue it:
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Croc hunter:The dragon is frozen?
me9996:Yes and so is everything else.
Croc hunter:It doesn't seem icey.
me9996:I meen like it's stoped.
Croc hunter:
me9996:Like on a VCR or a DVD player, I pawsed it.
Croc hunter:That is realy bad spelling.
me9996:Like I sayed, leave or else.
Croc hunter:NO!
me9996:Fine.
(me9996 shoots lightning at croc hunter)
Croc hunter:AAAARRRRGGG!!!!
(Leaves room on fire)
me9996:I knew there would be resoning with him.
(me9996 disaperes and the post resumes)
Sam:Why is that dragon doing the chicken dance?
Marvin:It's a perfectly awful thing to do.
Sam:Thats not an anser, well I'm leaveing, go fight the dragon Marvin.
(Sam leaves)
Marvin:A brain the size of a planet and he says "go fight the dragon Marvin"
Dragon:Who are you? What are you? Hey! I can talk!
Marvin:I know, retched isn't it?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Elanor

Feanor: Do I hear 5 bucks for a Silmaril? no? Nobody? Do I hear 3 bucks? 2?

Brilliant!

Originally Posted by Elanor

Beren: Um, Carcharoth, could you give me a hand here?

Simply amazing!

[Grey_Wolf]

The Black Gates of Mordor opened and out came a pink-clad sissy daintily pransing forward to Aragorn.

"Jeu sui le Mouth de Sauron. We simply won't stand for you coming here trying to make a statement dressed in your retro-Gondorese garb and think to make un impression de mode excellance. Jeu think it's quelle hourer!"

*sorry if my french is awful.*

[me9996]

Contenueing...
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Dragon:So they left you to stop me?
Marvin:Yes.
Dragon:Why?
Marvin:It's a very awful thing to do, isn't it?
Dragon:Why?
Marvin:...
(Croc hunter goes runing by, flameing)
Dragon:What was that?
Marvin:A flameing Croc hunter.
Dragon:He hunts flameing crocs?
Marvin:No, he hunts normal crocs but now he's on fire.
Dragon:So what lit him on fire?
Marvin:Most likely the guy wrighting this.
Dragon:So why is he on fire?
Marvin:Poor wrighting.
Dragon:So how are you going to stop me?
Marvin:I'm just going to stand here.
Dragon:EEK!!!
(Dragon runs off)
Marvin:Just so you know, I'm feeling very depressed.
(Marvin get beemed up by a star trek beemy thing)
me9996:Well better move on in the story.
(Goes to dragon fleeing carrying frodo in its... hand? foot? claw? Yeah, claw.)
Dragon:EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo:What are you doing? You're a dragon you shouldn't be scared of a robot!
Dragon:I'm a chicken at heart.
Frodo:You're not that cowardly!
Dragon:No, I was a chicken and then the ring fell on and- you remember.
Frodo:Oh yeah, why are you carrying me around in your claw?
Dragon:Oh, sorry.
(Lets go of Frodo)
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA...
The dragon has forgot it was 20,000 feet up in the air(hahaha)
Dragon:Oops.
(meenwhile, 20,000 feet below, at the startrek convention)
Aragorn:Live long and prosper.
(Aragorn trys to make the little hand sign that the vulcans do while saying this)
Aragorn:Live long and prosper
(Aragorn fails)
Aragorn:AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
(Frodo falls through the roof and lands on Aragorn)
Frodo:......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*Thun k*
Aragorn:Ow, that hert!
Frodo:Owwwwww...
Aragorn:How did you get here?
Frodo:The dragon droped me...

To be contenued...

[me9996]

Contenueing...
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Aragorn:So the dragon droped you?
Frodo:Yes.
Aragorn:Why?
Frodo:It realised it didn't have a reson for carrying me everyware.
Aragorn:Live long and prosper.
(Aragorn trys to do the vulcan hand sign thing, but fails)
Aragorn:AAAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!
(Darth vader comes in dressed as captan kirk)
Darth vader:Live long and prosper.
(Darth vader breathing)
(A cheese walks in)
Darth vader:How does a cheese walk?
Cheese:Like this.
(The cheese walks over to vader)
(Darth vader breathing)

To be contenued...

[me9996]

killer: hello . im gandalfs dog or (looks both ways ) smoochy poo doggy woggy . I am here too give ol gandy pay back
(gandalf walks in )
gandalf : hello me sweet doggy woggy ooo you are soo cute today arnt you girl
killer : why do you make me look stupid???? putt me in bows and dresses dragging me by a pink coller?!?!?!?im not even a girl!!!!!!!!!!
gandalf:
killer : i really dont like it could ya stop ol gandy wandy????
gandalf: nope ! my sweet doggy woggy needs me ( gandalf trys to hug killer but killer flips him )
killer : dude so not cool........
(Legoles walks in )
legoles: awsome!!! your dog talks
killer: you want awsome?
(killer turns on hip hop music and starts break dancein )
Legoles: ssswwwweeeeeeeetttttt
gandalf: no fair ......

to be continued..........


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note from me9996:Weird!

[me9996]

My little weirdo sister wanted to post the conenued thingy right after posting the part before it
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A few hours later .....

Gimli : so why are we here??? and with gansdalfs dog?
legoles: he has started a break danceing school......
killer: Yo sup students ..... firsting we're gunna do is ...... oh no.....
(pippin tryd to do it himself and tide himself in nots)
Pippin: HELP KILLER!!!!!!!!!
killer: HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT ?!?!?!?
pippin: dunno .....
Frodo: dude we gunna start lessons soon?
Killer :um right heh heh ..... okay now lets start with this (does the little spinny thing)
Killer : now you try it
(they all do it just right exsept for Pippin who was tied up at the moment )
Gimli Legoles Pippin Mary Frodo and Aragorn : sswwweeeeeeettttt


Next day........

Killer: yall ready to show ol Gandy ?
Gimli : ddduuuuuddddeeee
Killer :kay .... kay cool lets go
(coloreful lights start flashin hip hop music starts playin and everybody starts break dancein)
Gandalf : poor little snookums

Killer: Gandalf wanna try????
Gandalf : NO!!!!!!!!! (turns on classical music)
Killer: ooo no ...... um..... BYE!!!

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sens ppl like gandalfs dog so much I'll make some more later.......