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03-12-2009, 05:27 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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*covers Mari with a soft, warm blanket*
Shhhhh!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun!  Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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03-12-2009, 05:45 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Yes, you are missing something, but trust me; it's much better to miss, in this case.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 05:49 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Probably means Mari's mind isn't as dirty as ours...
*is off in search for liters of tea, pizza was darn spicy* Veel succes met de test, Mari! Pak de beestjes! 
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03-12-2009, 06:04 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Oh my word, I am BIG TIME avoiding doing stuff today!!!! I was going to get so much done today ...
But I can't avoid going to physical therapy in ... whoops, only half an hour! GTG!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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03-12-2009, 06:09 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Either that or she doesn't understand the context. Meh. I have a lovebird chasing a cockatiel around my person....
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 06:18 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Copenhagen
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Seriously I didn't get it.. What starts with "bl..." and is dirty?
What's on the menu for tonight? Pasta of course.. food of life Pasta a la Penne, and I'm making it from scratch: it's yummy and easy to prepare: slice and dice an onion and put it in a whatever-you-call-that-thing-you-put-on-the-oven-in-English  In it you pour some olive oil. Let it sizzle (and dizzle ) with the onions for say, 10 minutes, and while you're doing this you steak some meat in a pan, and then you add the steaked meat (not loafs of meat but the type you buy in the store that is just ready to being fried...) to the onions and olive oil. After that you add crushed tomatoes and sliced up pepper bell (the red type) while you add some tomatoe purré or whatever its called in English. Let it heat on the oven for about 15 minutes while you cook up some penne pasta (the pasta that is tube-shaped). Add the salad of your choice in the end and voila! Pasta a la Penne is served That made me really hungry and now I get to make it
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"Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare." |
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03-12-2009, 06:33 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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What a sheltered bunch a peeps you are!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 07:13 PM
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Cardboard Harp of Gondor 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ
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WELL WHAT A LOVELY CONVERSATION WE'RE HAVING. *plugs ears and starts singing Pirates of Pinzance at the top of his lungs*
Yes! Yes! Lets talk about the weather! The sun is shining very bright, how beautiful is the blue sky, I hear that it may rain today, and yet it rained but yesterday! |
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03-12-2009, 08:01 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Copenhagen
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 I just don't get it. What on earth starts with "bl..." down there? If you say blood I'll be really disappointed Am I really this thick... bladder? bl...... argh!!! English isn't my mother-tongue so I'm excused from getting it right  Quote:
........OOOOH i get it! Blowjob!? Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!
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03-12-2009, 08:12 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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And so the light finally turned on in the attic!
No amount or variation of LOL could do justice at how hard I am laughing at this.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 08:45 PM
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Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs
Join Date: Apr 2008
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 what a riddle to solve
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"Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare." |
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03-12-2009, 09:45 PM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
Join Date: May 2005
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03-12-2009, 09:52 PM
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The Black Númenórean
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Kitty....
CALL ME YOU TWIT!!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 11:22 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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03-12-2009, 11:28 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Yes, you are epic in that regards!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-12-2009, 11:54 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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 Well, anyway, I'm glad the movie Wolverine looked nicer than this one!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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03-13-2009, 12:05 AM
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Did Marvel Comics approve this?
 Reminds me of a scene from "Airplane"
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My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!! |
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03-13-2009, 12:08 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Hehehe... Also, a new meaning to inflatable toy.
Perhaps it was a printing slip? You know like in bedsheets, sometimes the patterns get messed up because of machine cutting and printing? ...One can hope...
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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03-13-2009, 12:15 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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My husband has a hilarious pair of undies with this type of thing - it says "Ralph Lauren Polo" all around the band, but at the seam, it got cut and sewn together so it says "Ralph Lauren Poo"
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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03-13-2009, 12:21 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
Join Date: Sep 2002
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(and of course, the seam is at the back - I just love those undies!)
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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