Why are you weird? - Page 39

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 02:07 AM

Ask a silly question... Of course he's been at the pantry!

Aaaargh... Run!

*smacks the mummy with Orcrist*

Hmm... He seems to enjoy that.

*Hot foots it back to the cave with the shiny things*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 02:29 AM

You mean these organ jars?

Oh. Um, I'd like to keep them if that's alright, Mr. Mummy, sir.

Arathorn · 06-03-2002, 03:16 AM

Mmmm. Pickled organs...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 03:19 AM

Well I wasn't going to eat them--I just like the pretty jars

Garina · 06-03-2002, 04:23 AM

The mummy is already dead. I'm not sure Avada Kedavra would work on it. You could try to Stun it!

Eruviel, give the mummy his organs back. Please. Being killed by a mummified corpse was not on my to do list!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:25 AM

Hey, Mr. Mummy, Sir, can I give you back the organs and keep the jars? Please? They're so pretty

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Eruviel, give the mummy his organs back. Please. Being killed by a mummified corpse was not on my to do list!!!

It isn't?! But that's my favourite game...

Garina · 06-03-2002, 04:38 AM

Says the sheep who ran into the cave!!!

*Throws snowball at BoP*

Again, where did the snow come from?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:39 AM

*throws a snowball at the mummy* So where did the snow come from, Garina?

Wait, that probably wasn't the best idea. . .not good for negotiations. . .now I'll have to fight him for the jars. Hmm. Not good.

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
Says the sheep who ran into the cave!!!

*Throws snowball at BoP*

That's because it's even more fun being eaten by orks.

And that's not snow. It's Arathorn's dandruff...

Arathorn · 06-03-2002, 04:42 AM

Hey those aren't snowballs! they're mini-clones of sheep!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:43 AM

mini-sheep fight!

*throws a mini-sheep at BoP*

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 04:45 AM

Quote:

And that's not snow. It's Arathorn's dandruff...

Quote:

Hey those aren't snowballs! they're mini-clones of sheep!

Even worse! It's both!

*dodges the mini-sheep*

Hey! Leave my minions alone, or I'll have to enslave you with my Honoured Matre ways...

Arathorn · 06-03-2002, 04:47 AM

Excuuuse me. My dandruf is green and flakier. Hmp.

Arathorn · 06-03-2002, 04:52 AM

Well it could also be BoP's earwax...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:55 AM

*throws a mini-sheep at Arathorn*

I declare them to be sheep.

BeardofPants · 06-03-2002, 04:56 AM

Excuuuuuse me. My ear wax is greener and slimy.

And EG, just cos you're having a rampant affair with Arathorn doesn't mean you have to side with him all the time.

*Dodges Arathorns flaking scalp*

Garina · 06-03-2002, 04:57 AM

I give up. I am going to go and find cheesecake.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 04:58 AM

I do not side with him all the time. I do not know what you are talking about. *throws mini-sheep at everyone*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-03-2002, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Garina
I give up. I am going to go and find cheesecake.

If you find any, can I have some? Please?

06-03-2002, 02:07 AM	#761
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ask a silly question... Of course he's been at the pantry! Aaaargh... Run! smacks the mummy with Orcrist Hmm... He seems to enjoy that. Hot foots it back to the cave with the shiny things __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-03-2002, 02:29 AM	#762
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	You mean these organ jars? Oh. Um, I'd like to keep them if that's alright, Mr. Mummy, sir. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 03:16 AM	#763
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Mmmm. Pickled organs... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-03-2002, 03:19 AM	#764
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well I wasn't going to eat them--I just like the pretty jars __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:23 AM	#765
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	The mummy is already dead. I'm not sure Avada Kedavra would work on it. You could try to Stun it! Eruviel, give the mummy his organs back. Please. Being killed by a mummified corpse was not on my to do list!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-03-2002, 04:25 AM	#766
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Hey, Mr. Mummy, Sir, can I give you back the organs and keep the jars? Please? They're so pretty __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:38 AM	#768
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Says the sheep who ran into the cave!!! Throws snowball at BoP Again, where did the snow come from? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-03-2002, 04:39 AM	#769
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	throws a snowball at the mummy So where did the snow come from, Garina? Wait, that probably wasn't the best idea. . .not good for negotiations. . .now I'll have to fight him for the jars. Hmm. Not good. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:42 AM	#771
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hey those aren't snowballs! they're mini-clones of sheep! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-03-2002, 04:43 AM	#772
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	mini-sheep fight! throws a mini-sheep at BoP __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:47 AM	#774
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Excuuuse me. My dandruf is green and flakier. Hmp. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-03-2002, 04:52 AM	#775
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Well it could also be BoP's earwax... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-03-2002, 04:55 AM	#776
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	throws a mini-sheep at Arathorn I declare them to be sheep. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-03-2002, 04:56 AM	#777
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Excuuuuuse me. My ear wax is greener and slimy. And EG, just cos you're having a rampant affair with Arathorn doesn't mean you have to side with him all the time. Dodges Arathorns flaking scalp __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

06-03-2002, 04:57 AM	#778
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I give up. I am going to go and find cheesecake. __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

06-03-2002, 04:58 AM	#779
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I do not side with him all the time. I do not know what you are talking about. throws mini-sheep at everyone __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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