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[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by BeardofPants

Thain must be blonde. I got that.
*smacks GW over the head anyway

*glowering*
Why should she? How about this one:
Albert Einstein and Werner Heisenberg were out walking in the country
conversing at length on the subject of physics. After some time, Einstein
said, "Werner, stop a minute."

Both men stopped walking and Heisenberg asked, "What is it Albert?"

"I have been so immersed in thought that I have not been paying attention,
where are we?"

Heisenberg replied, "I'm not sure."

Do you get that? Well, do ya, punk?

[Elanor's Angel]

*mad* Blonde has nothing to do with anything! I wish people would stop allready with the stupid steriotyping!

[trolls' bane]

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a Mexican beer."
Instead of handing him a beer, though, the bartender starts shouting "Okay,
everybody out! Right now! Out you go!" and herds everyone out into the
street. The solar physicist shakes his head sadly. "Dang," he remarks,
"should've seen that Corona mass ejection coming."

[The last sane person]

Ahahhaha! I get it! Hurrah for astronomy class.

*grabs LMM and brings her back to the original chair and sits in it* I got cold....

[trolls' bane]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hubble:
There are two possibilities: One that the distance between the chicken and
the side of the road that it was on before it crossed is expanding, and the
other, that the distance is contracting, and will collapse on itself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Carl Sagan:
There are billions and billions and billions of such chickens, crossing
roads just like this one, all across the universe.

Mars Observer Found

Seen on a hall wall at JPL:

(each letter appears to have been cut out of a magazine and pasted on
the paper )
we have your
satelite if you
want it back
send 20 billion
in martian
money. No funny
business or
you will never
see it again

[Lady Marion Magdalena]

Well fine then... thwart me!

*watches as the punchlines to those jokes hover tantalizingly over her head.*

I almost get them... the second one more than the first.

*Joins EA in protesting the telling of blonde jokes*

Bloody stereotypes...

[trolls' bane]

Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as
false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of
Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General
Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless
high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft".

The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares
Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a
story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in
the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop,
"deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later, General
Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict
the earlier report.

General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a detachable
vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked by
incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to
accept the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to
speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the crash debris. Conspiracy
theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious
government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps.


"It's a good thing the guy in charge of naming galaxies was into chocolate
bars and not Chinese food. Otherwise, the Milky Way might have been named
Moo Goo Gui Pan, and who wants to have to learn about that ?"
- Paul Paternoster

[The last sane person]

And so you shall be thwarted. *Thwarts* Silly blondes, I am going to go say some of those to mr habersham and see how he likes em.

[Elanor's Angel]

I hate dumb blonde jokes! And what I hate more are the girls feeding the sterreotype by lbeaching their hair and acting like bimbos, saying "I was having a blonde moment!" Hair color is no reason for stupidity!
I am currently taking the hardest classes my school district has to offer, and I have (almost) straight 'A's. I'm sick of people teasing me and telling me I'm stupid because my hair is blonde! I'm the one they are copying off of durring test! It's like racial jokes, absolutely inexcuseable!

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

I hate dumb blonde jokes! And what I hate more are the girls feeding the sterreotype by lbeaching their hair and acting like bimbos, saying "I was having a blonde moment!" Hair color is no reason for stupidity!
I am currently taking the hardest classes my school district has to offer, and I have (almost) straight 'A's. I'm sick of people teasing me and telling me I'm stupid because my hair is blonde! I'm the one they are copying off of durring test! It's like racial jokes, absolutely inexcuseable!

*spits indignantly*
You can say that again! Out here, I'm a cop just because I'm white. I'm racist because I'm not supporting immigration (not that I give a hydrospanner who wins that debate). I'm not cool just because I'm smart.

[Elanor's Angel]

I know! It's terrible! I don't mind being intelligent, I actually like it. I'm realy into science and literature. I'm fine with being a geek, I have some great friends who accept me for who I am. But then I get teased for geing smart and I get treated like an ignorant bimbo because I happen to have sweedish ancestry! It's not like I change my hair color, or ever act like an airhead! People are constantly complaining about equality and acceptance, yet they treat the nerds, the unpopular, the blonds, the different, like dirt! And in politics, it's getting to the point that I would have to have dark hair or skin to be in the right. Or to even be tacken seriously!

[Lady Marion Magdalena]

I am currently taking the hardest classes my school district has to offer, and I have (almost) straight 'A's. I'm sick of people teasing me and telling me I'm stupid because my hair is blonde! I'm the one they are copying off of durring test! It's like racial jokes, absolutely inexcuseable!

I'm with you there. I don't think people realize just how insulting it is... in my experience it's generally close friends who mean it as benign teasing. But it really is irritating and not at all amusing.

*Helps EA set up a formal protest against stereotype based joking in front of the bar*

No more booze for anyone telling such jokes.

[Elanor's Angel]

Thank You! I'm tired of all of this garbage! It makes my blood boil! It's time to accept ALL people! And that includes both ends of the spectrum! God did'nt rate people based on their appearance, why should people!
I'd rather people judge me on kindness, personality, or character, because that's what makes a difference in the world!
(Thank you again for being on my side!)

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

I know! It's terrible! I don't mind being intelligent, I actually like it. I'm realy into science and literature. I'm fine with being a geek, I have some great friends who accept me for who I am. But then I get teased for geing smart and I get treated like an ignorant bimbo because I happen to have sweedish ancestry! It's not like I change my hair color, or ever act like an airhead! People are constantly complaining about equality and acceptance, yet they treat the nerds, the unpopular, the blonds, the different, like dirt! And in politics, it's getting to the point that I would have to have dark hair or skin to be in the right. Or to even be tacken seriously!

Tacken seriously? Na, sorry, I guess it's not funny.
But it is almost time for Fri...your eggs! Sorry, that's a bad joke too. That one went over easy. No, that's just as bad. I really scrambled that one! But look on the sunny side!

Yep. But you strike me as someone who's more subtle about intelligence, appearence, etc.
As for me, I make it as blatant and terse as possible in not being ghetto, hating rap, and of course, being smart. In fact, someone yelled to my science teacher that I should be transferred to his physics class. Surprisingly, he replied (usually he either just ignores it or humbly denies it or shrugs or something if anything is said that is "beyond the scope of this course" if he's in the middle of a lecture), "He will be in at least one of my physics classes."

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

Thank You! I'm tired of all of this garbage! It makes my blood boil! It's time to accept ALL people! And that includes both ends of the spectrum! God did'nt rate people based on their appearance, why should people!
I'd rather people judge me on kindness, personality, or character, because that's what makes a difference in the world!
(Thank you again for being on my side!)

I'm glad that there are people in the world who share my beleifs! Go Entmoot!
*Entmoot Philharmonic Marching Band thunders by playing some wierd-sounding march thing*

[Elanor's Angel]

Yes! One of the reasons I love Entmoot is it's online. You guys don't know what I look like (You may have a vauge impression, but beyond that, no) and I don't know what any of you look like either. I see you guys as fun, smart, good people. It's nice to be able to talk to people, to share oppinions without having to worry about it being 1:00am, or me looking terrible, or having my hair a mess. It does'nt change who I am. I like that.

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by Elanor's Angel

Yes! One of the reasons I love Entmoot is it's online. You guys don't know what I look like (You may have a vauge impression, but beyond that, no) and I don't know what any of you look like either. I see you guys as fun, smart, good people. It's nice to be able to talk to people, to share oppinions without having to worry about it being 1:00am, or me looking terrible, or having my hair a mess. It does'nt change who I am. I like that.

Yeah! Even CERN and their Large Hadron Collider can't do that!
EDIT: Has anyone ever been to CERN?

[Elanor's Angel]

What is it? (I don't feel like looking it up, I'm doing digital camera research...)

[Lotesse]

Ciao, dear old Trolls' Bane! And Shah, and Lady M, and Farimir & all the Cafe denizens that I miss! Yeah, take it easy with the blonde jokes, willya? Elanor's Angel, don't feel bad; they're only jealous 'cause they can't be natural towheads. Right?

Here's a couple brunette jokes!

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "


Take that, you superior brunetty-types! Hah!

[trolls' bane]

Centre Européenne pour la Recherche Nucléaire, which I can translate with some simple reading as the Center for European Nuclear Research, which, according to Wikipedia, is correct (though it uses organization, but where's the "O" in CERN?).
Anyway, it's in Geneva, Switzerland, just on the border of Switzerland and France. It specializes in nuclear research by using particle accelerators to probe down to subatomic levels. The Large Hadron Collider will be the largest accelerator, and able to probe far smaller arenas than ever before. It will go online in 2006. So, I must make yet another joke:
"But being that this is the Large Hadron Collider, the most powerful accelerator in the world, and will blow your electrons clean off, you might ask yourself some questions. 'Do I feel relative today?' Well, DO ya, punk?"