They'd never say that! - Page 38

me9996 · 11-09-2005, 11:53 AM

Thoeden upon seeing the oliphants:Well men, we've all slain a few orcs, let's call it a day
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Aragorn:Wow, look at this sword,ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Aowen:What?
Aragorn:IT'S STILL SHARP!!!
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(Part of the contenueing saga of Frodo as a hamster)
Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Ring flys off of Frodo and he turns back into a hobbit)
Croc Hunter:CRICKY!!!
Frodo:I told you so...
(Ring flys onto Gollum and he turns into a cat)
Gollum:What? We's a cat? Meow? Meow? Meow!
Gandalf:Oh no!
(Gollum takes off the ring and turns back into, whatever he was before)
Gollum:We hates the nasty ring...
(Gollum throws the ring out the window)
Frodo:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Frodo jumps after the ring)
Gandalf:Well, I supose that's that.
(A dragon shows up outside the window with a ring on its finger and holding on to Frodo)
Frodo:THE RING LANDED ON A CHICKEN!!!
Everyone:

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me9996 · 11-10-2005, 09:13 AM

heh,heh,heh,heh nice one . this is his sister by the way

me9996 · 11-10-2005, 11:35 PM

This is getting annoying...
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(legoles and gimli are eating mexsican food)
legoles:29 bean buritos for gimli comein right up !
(Aragorn walks in the room)
Aragorn:hey guys. sup?
gimli: just havein a bit of chow . want a bean burito???
Aragorn: GGAAHHHHH NO!!! last time I had thows ...... uh well...uh....lets just say Aragorn go...BOOM!!!
Legoles:so let me get this strait.... Aragorn go BOOM!!! is that corect?
Aragorn

ONT DO tHAT MAN I NEEDED THERAPY AFTER THAT DUDE!!!!!
Gimli:..........

........ BBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn

lease dude stop doin that !!!!!!
Lagoles: AHAHAHAHA!!!.... okay wooh..all right....here have a bean borito

Aragorn: Gladly!...

(Aragorn starts going TICK...TICK....TICK)
Aragorn : hu oh

!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! !!!!
Lagoles: EEEWWWW !!! THATS NASTY MEN WWWOOOOHHH *GASP* *GAG*

The End...

trolls' bane · 11-11-2005, 02:54 AM

Frodo: What are you doing? Why are you spraypainting that all over the town?
Sam *dilated eyes w/ insane look, mad scientist hair*: There is no going back. FREE MARS!
Frodo: ???
Gilmi *same as sam*: There is NO going back. FREE MARS!
Frodo: WTF?

Orc 1: It's as simple as that: FREE MARS!
Orc 2: Yeah, what he says. FREE MARS!
Frodo: What's Mars?
Gandalf: You are, now. *turns Frodo into a small dune of reddish dust to aide the Middle Earth areoforming effort.

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me9996 · 11-11-2005, 06:57 PM

My little annoying, crazy sister wants to post this...
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Legoles:how are you today pine cone .....
(pine cone dosent move)
Gimli:Legoles , guess what gandalf got a dog!!!!
Legoles:I DONT BELEAV IT!!!
(gandalf walks into the room draging a dog by the leesh)
Gandalf:come here my sweet doggy woggy

Legoles:

Gimli :SEE!!!
Legoles:

Gandalf:come on puppy coochy wooch face !!

Gimli: i see you got a husky ( f.y.i. a huskys a breed of dog)
Gandalf:Its not a husky its a Pug!!

Gimli:

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to be continude

trolls' bane · 11-11-2005, 07:15 PM

Gandalf has a dog!

Grey_Wolf · 11-12-2005, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Gandalf has a dog!

*Yeah!

and it's the Balrog.*

After defeating it at the top of the peak.
"Comesy, comesy, little balrog, Master got some nice treats for you."

me9996 · 11-12-2005, 11:24 AM

ha,ha,ha yeah he has a dog
gandys dog:WOOF ARF BARK!!!
Gandalf:its not gandy

trolls' bane · 11-13-2005, 02:16 PM

Let me guess. Me9996's sister?

These are some good ones. They take after the randomness of your brother, something I never thought um, equilizable.

me9996 · 11-18-2005, 02:08 PM

Another one of my sisters posts...
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Golum: I told ya he was tricksy I told ya he was falls I told ya he was tricksy
Smeegul:he is a little dipsy but we like him the most

me9996 · 11-18-2005, 02:30 PM

My sister wanted to contenue the gandalfs dog thing...

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(frodo walks into the room)
Fordo: YO wazzup Gandy!!!
Legolas:

Gandalf: its Gandalf -_- . I GOT A PUGY COOCHY WOOCHY FACE!!!!

Frodo: that aint no pug the dogs a husky -_-. SWEET LITTLE DOGY WOGY!!!!
( Frodo and Gandalf start talkin baby talk)
Lagolas:

Gimli: lets say its a cro... mmffffff
Legolas : dont say it!!!! every time we say that... (looks both ways) he comes
Croc hunter : CRICKY!!!
Legolas: ( Legolas rolls eyes) oh brother....
Legless: hello twin
Legoles:um ..... meat my friends Croc dude Frodo Gandy and Gimli . GOTA
RUN BYE!!! (Legoles runs out of the room)
(Gandalf puts dog in bonit and they have a tea party )
Gimli: i think I better be off too .bye!!!!!!!
The End

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I use the croc hunter once and...

me9996 · 11-18-2005, 02:32 PM

eeerrrr uuummmm thanks dude (this is his sister)

Grey_Wolf · 11-18-2005, 03:47 PM

* After Gandald sufficiently docilified the Balrog*

G. fills a bowl with Pedigree Moria Plus and the ravenous balrog devours the nutricious contents in one go.

"Good, good, Bally, now drink some water, too, so you won't get a tummy ache."

Bally: grumph, grumph, sloppery-slop.

trolls' bane · 11-18-2005, 11:04 PM

Gandald! You called him Gandald! Thank you soooo much! *hugs GW and dances around*
Perfect! YOu gave me an unusual name that I only need to manipulate slightly for use in one of my books or stories! You don't know how much trouble you saved me!

Grey_Wolf · 11-19-2005, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Gandald! You called him Gandald! Thank you soooo much! *hugs GW and dances around*
Perfect! YOu gave me an unusual name that I only need to manipulate slightly for use in one of my books or stories! You don't know how much trouble you saved me!

Y'r very much welcome, TB.

trolls' bane · 11-19-2005, 04:20 PM

Grey_Wolf · 11-20-2005, 12:48 PM

Gandald was out walking his pet balrog Bally when the domiciled monster spotted some, to his thinking, juicy elves. Ferociously straining on the leash caused it to snap and Bally went off on rampage snapping up the elves in one go.

"Bally,Baaaallllyyyy, come back right this minute." shouted G." Heel, heel, bally. Bad, bad balrog. There'll be no fun and games tonight." G. said as the balrog returned with elven blood flowing from his fangs, his head lowered in shame, cowering under his wings.

trolls' bane · 11-20-2005, 07:20 PM

Woah...That's out there.

me9996 · 11-20-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grey_Wolf

Gandald was out walking his pet balrog Bally when the domiciled monster spotted some, to his thinking, juicy elves. Ferociously straining on the leash caused it to snap and Bally went off on rampage snapping up the elves in one go.

"Bally,Baaaallllyyyy, come back right this minute." shouted G." Heel, heel, bally. Bad, bad balrog. There'll be no fun and games tonight." G. said as the balrog returned with elven blood flowing from his fangs, his head lowered in shame, cowering under his wings.

As I've had Pippin say in one of my posts here: ARG!!!

trolls' bane · 11-20-2005, 09:09 PM

I can't read that. ABG? A8G? AHG?

11-10-2005, 09:13 AM	#742
me9996 Ring-smith Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest Posts: 2,000	heh,heh,heh,heh nice one . this is his sister by the way Last edited by me9996 : 11-10-2005 at 09:16 AM.

11-11-2005, 02:54 AM	#744
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Frodo: What are you doing? Why are you spraypainting that all over the town? Sam dilated eyes w/ insane look, mad scientist hair: There is no going back. FREE MARS! Frodo: ??? Gilmi same as sam: There is NO going back. FREE MARS! Frodo: WTF? Orc 1: It's as simple as that: FREE MARS! Orc 2: Yeah, what he says. FREE MARS! Frodo: What's Mars? Gandalf: You are, now. turns Frodo into a small dune of reddish dust to aide the Middle Earth areoforming effort. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-11-2005, 07:15 PM	#746
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Gandalf has a dog! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-13-2005, 02:16 PM	#749
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Let me guess. Me9996's sister? These are some good ones. They take after the randomness of your brother, something I never thought um, equilizable. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-18-2005, 11:04 PM	#754
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Gandald! You called him Gandald! Thank you soooo much! hugs GW and dances around Perfect! YOu gave me an unusual name that I only need to manipulate slightly for use in one of my books or stories! You don't know how much trouble you saved me! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-18-2005, 03:47 PM	#753
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	* After Gandald sufficiently docilified the Balrog* G. fills a bowl with Pedigree Moria Plus and the ravenous balrog devours the nutricious contents in one go. "Good, good, Bally, now drink some water, too, so you won't get a tummy ache." Bally: grumph, grumph, sloppery-slop.

11-19-2005, 04:20 PM	#756
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	__________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-20-2005, 12:48 PM	#757
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Gandald was out walking his pet balrog Bally when the domiciled monster spotted some, to his thinking, juicy elves. Ferociously straining on the leash caused it to snap and Bally went off on rampage snapping up the elves in one go. "Bally,Baaaallllyyyy, come back right this minute." shouted G." Heel, heel, bally. Bad, bad balrog. There'll be no fun and games tonight." G. said as the balrog returned with elven blood flowing from his fangs, his head lowered in shame, cowering under his wings. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-20-2005 at 05:59 PM.

11-20-2005, 07:20 PM	#758
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Woah...That's out there. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-20-2005, 09:09 PM	#760
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I can't read that. ABG? A8G? AHG? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator