Teacup Cafe XXXIV - Page 38

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 12:36 PM

It's slander

. And Earniel is a pro at it.

I am not nor have I ever been Evil Santa.

Noble Elf Lord · 12-05-2008, 12:37 PM

YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Me is allowed to borrow Mom's car and drive to the mini- Christmas!

Don't worry, I never drink. That's absolute.

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 12:58 PM

Are you saying you don't get dehydrated, Noble Elf Lord?

You can live without liquids?

***Jonathan*** · 12-05-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

It's slander

. And Earniel is a pro at it.

I am not nor have I ever been Evil Santa.

Eärniel is an admin and as such, she can see the members' IP addresses.

Now wouldn't it be strange if yours and Evil Santa's IPs were identical?

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 01:06 PM

Well, I wouldn't rule out the possibility. But I don't see how that would explain anything. Besides, most admins are corrupt and evil are only in it for the money. What if Earniel is being paid to slander me by some creepy Belgian Chocolate Corporation?

The only reason you guys don't want to believe me is because I'm a politician. Bigotry

.

***Jonathan*** · 12-05-2008, 01:11 PM

First of all, anyone who's trusted by a Belgian Chocolate Corporation can't be a bad person!
*munches chocolate*

Second, I really like your saying "I wouldn't rule out the possibility" now that you've realised you're caught!

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 01:16 PM

Anything could happen. Computers do weird things.

And I didn't admit I was caught in anything

.

Grey_Wolf · 12-05-2008, 02:23 PM

"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this classic Elvis tune slightly changed..."

Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
at Teacup Cafe.

You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.

And although it's always crowded,
you still can find some room.
Where broken hearted lovers
do cry away their gloom.

You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.

Well, the Bell hop's tears keep flowin',
and the desk clerk's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on lonely street
They ain't ever gonna look back.

You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.

Hey now, if your baby leaves you,
and you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down lonely street
to Teacup Cafe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qo1eaWF8c

Grey_Wolf · 12-05-2008, 02:36 PM

"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots and this classic tune by the Beatles slightly changed..."

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Thread and post. (Thread and post)
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin', now, (got me goin')
Just like i knew you would. (like i knew you would)

Well, shake it , baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Thread and post (Thread and post)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

You know you post your little words, (post, little Nurv)
You know you post so fine. (post so fine)
Come on and post a little better, now, (post a little better)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know you're mine)

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Thread and post. (Thread and post)
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

You know you post your little words, (post, little Nurv)
You know you post so fine. (post so fine)
Come on and post a little better, now, (post a little better)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know you're mine)

Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVTi...eature=related

Grey_Wolf · 12-05-2008, 02:44 PM

"And we're back at M.O.OT. 102,2 with the Moots playing another classic Beatles tune slightly changed..."

Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now

She was a day poster a one word posting yea
It took me so long to find out, and I found out

She's a big spammer, she took me half the way there
She's a big spammer, she took me half the way there now

Tried to please her, she only started advert threads
Tried to please her, she only started advert threads now

She was a day poster a spammer threader yea
Took me so long to find out, and I found out

Day poster
Day poster yea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2UYRoti-tY

Noble Elf Lord · 12-05-2008, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Are you saying you don't get dehydrated, Noble Elf Lord?

You can live without liquids?

Yep, I'm a mutant koala.

The last sane person · 12-05-2008, 03:37 PM

Thou liest, Hector!

I caught you in the act you dunce. Oh well, I'm headed to Canada! CANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIA!

Lots of family there, good times ahead.

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 03:43 PM

Wonderful! Have a great trip, Sane

.

And no, you didn't catch me in ANY act

. I DID NOT have existential relations with that Santa...

***Earniel*** · 12-05-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Lying about people who you think lied is just as bad

I wasn't lying, I was merely stating that lying is gonna cost you your Christmas present.

(And I ain't thinkin' it, I know.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

It's slander

. And Earniel is a pro at it.

Use a dictionary, sweetie, it ain't slander if it's true.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

What if Earniel is being paid to slander me by some creepy Belgian Chocolate Corporation?

Dude, if I got paid by a Chocolate Corporation to slander you, you and Mr. Evil Santa'd be in Guantanamo faster than you can missquote this post. Besides, why would any Chocolate Corporation bother with slandering you? They'd give you a lifelong free access to all the chocolate in the world and within two months liver cirrhosis will have solved their problem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

First of all, anyone who's trusted by a Belgian Chocolate Corporation can't be a bad person!
*munches chocolate*

Darn right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

And no, you didn't catch me in ANY act

. I DID NOT have existential relations with that Santa...

LOL! Sure Bill, sure thing...

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

I wasn't lying, I was merely stating that lying is gonna cost you your Christmas present

You were going to give me a present?

Quote:

Dude, if I got paid by a Chocolate Corporation to slander you, you and Mr. Evil Santa'd be in Guantanamo faster than you can missquote this post. Besides, why would any Chocolate Corporation bother with slandering you? They'd give you a lifelong free access to all the chocolate in the world and within two months liver cirrhosis will have solved their problem.

Well, the chocolate corporations contributed to your campaign for Admin. And you once served on their board of directors. You and chocolate corporations are closer than the biblical definition for marriage

.

Let me help you all with something. I am NOT Evil Santa. I would not want to be Evil Santa. I have no desire to be him. Evil Santa is a liar, a cheat, and a crook, and believe me I am not a crook.

That is my final word on the matter. Period.

***Earniel*** · 12-05-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Well, the chocolate corporations contributed to your campaign for Admin. And you once served on their board of directors. You and chocolate corporations are closer than the biblical definition for marriage

.

Man, I so wish. *dreamy sigh* They wouldn't have sold off my favourite chocolate brand if I was.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-05-2008, 05:54 PM

Glad to see hector back.

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 05:58 PM

Does that mean it went extinct or that it switched hands?

And Earn, when did you start using "dude" dude?

hectorberlioz · 12-05-2008, 06:17 PM

Jonathan,

Clean out the garbage barrel, son

.

***Jonathan*** · 12-05-2008, 06:42 PM

Friends on Facebook now eh, Hector? What a grand step to take

I think you're now obliged to share with me the secret password to the Evil Santa account

12-05-2008, 12:36 PM	#741
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	It's slander . And Earniel is a pro at it. I am not nor have I ever been Evil Santa. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 12:37 PM	#742
Noble Elf Lord Leaf-Crowned Lord Of Elvenpath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Heaven by the looks of it. Hell by the feel of it. Posts: 1,052	YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!! Me is allowed to borrow Mom's car and drive to the mini- Christmas! Don't worry, I never drink. That's absolute. __________________ Hers.

12-05-2008, 12:58 PM	#743
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Are you saying you don't get dehydrated, Noble Elf Lord? You can live without liquids? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 01:06 PM	#745
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Well, I wouldn't rule out the possibility. But I don't see how that would explain anything. Besides, most admins are corrupt and evil are only in it for the money. What if Earniel is being paid to slander me by some creepy Belgian Chocolate Corporation? The only reason you guys don't want to believe me is because I'm a politician. Bigotry . __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 01:11 PM	#746
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	First of all, anyone who's trusted by a Belgian Chocolate Corporation can't be a bad person! munches chocolate Second, I really like your saying "I wouldn't rule out the possibility" now that you've realised you're caught! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

12-05-2008, 01:16 PM	#747
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Anything could happen. Computers do weird things. And I didn't admit I was caught in anything . __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 02:23 PM	#748
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this classic Elvis tune slightly changed..." Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of lonely street at Teacup Cafe. You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die. And although it's always crowded, you still can find some room. Where broken hearted lovers do cry away their gloom. You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die. Well, the Bell hop's tears keep flowin', and the desk clerk's dressed in black. Well they been so long on lonely street They ain't ever gonna look back. You make me so lonely baby, I get so lonely, I get so lonely I could die. Hey now, if your baby leaves you, and you got a tale to tell. Just take a walk down lonely street to Teacup Cafe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qo1eaWF8c

12-05-2008, 02:36 PM	#749
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots and this classic tune by the Beatles slightly changed..." Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby) Thread and post. (Thread and post) C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby) Come on and work it on out. (work it on out) Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out) You know you look so good. (look so good) You know you got me goin', now, (got me goin') Just like i knew you would. (like i knew you would) Well, shake it , baby, now, (shake it up, baby) Thread and post (Thread and post) C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby) Come on and work it on out. (work it on out) You know you post your little words, (post, little Nurv) You know you post so fine. (post so fine) Come on and post a little better, now, (post a little better) And let me know that you're mine. (let me know you're mine) Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby) Thread and post. (Thread and post) C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby) Come on and work it on out. (work it on out) You know you post your little words, (post, little Nurv) You know you post so fine. (post so fine) Come on and post a little better, now, (post a little better) And let me know that you're mine. (let me know you're mine) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVTi...eature=related

12-05-2008, 02:44 PM	#750
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back at M.O.OT. 102,2 with the Moots playing another classic Beatles tune slightly changed..." Got a good reason for taking the easy way out Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now She was a day poster a one word posting yea It took me so long to find out, and I found out She's a big spammer, she took me half the way there She's a big spammer, she took me half the way there now Tried to please her, she only started advert threads Tried to please her, she only started advert threads now She was a day poster a spammer threader yea Took me so long to find out, and I found out Day poster Day poster yea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2UYRoti-tY Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 12-08-2008 at 12:04 PM.

12-05-2008, 03:37 PM	#752
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Thou liest, Hector! I caught you in the act you dunce. Oh well, I'm headed to Canada! CANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIA! Lots of family there, good times ahead. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-05-2008, 03:43 PM	#753
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Wonderful! Have a great trip, Sane . And no, you didn't catch me in ANY act . I DID NOT have existential relations with that Santa... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 05:54 PM	#757
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Glad to see hector back. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

12-05-2008, 05:58 PM	#758
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Does that mean it went extinct or that it switched hands? And Earn, when did you start using "dude" dude? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 12-05-2008 at 05:59 PM.

12-05-2008, 06:17 PM	#759
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Jonathan, Clean out the garbage barrel, son . __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-05-2008, 06:42 PM	#760
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Friends on Facebook now eh, Hector? What a grand step to take I think you're now obliged to share with me the secret password to the Evil Santa account __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

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