Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 38

gollum9630 · 05-29-2003, 09:11 PM

yah, go JD, dont make look like an idiot for cheering for you. At least you did better than gimli

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem maid
Wait! Ack!! No!! I don't!!!!

First of all... 'Ack!' is my signature word. You can't use it.

Second, you were so convincing in your argument about not believing you to be a guy just at your word, that I am now convinced that you are a girl.

Don't sell Jonathan short, he's a good catch. And I'm sure he will be gentle with you on your wedding night.

Psst, Jonathan, Gwaimirwen is a virgin. Be gentle with her. But I don't think this long distance marriage is going to work. You will need to move to Sweden or he will need to move here to the US.

Oh, wow... I forgot to send you a wedding present. *wraps the One Thong* Where do we send the wedding presents?

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
and then I add tobasco sauce afterward ....

Ever try green tabasco sauce? It's gooooooood. *slurp*

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 10:27 PM

-smack Ruinel silly-

SGH, can we PLEASE ban her?

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem Maiden
-smack Ruinel silly-

Sheesh... you even hit like a girl.

You're just reacting because you are nervous about your wedding night. Otherwise, you wouldn't be lashing out like that.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 10:36 PM

-pumps shotgun-

Yes I would.

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem Maiden
-pumps shotgun-

Yes I would.

Oh, no!!! Jonathan already got to you?!?! It's a shotgun wedding!?!

Jonathan! Shame, shame, shame! And Gwaimirwen! I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage! You hussy!

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 10:40 PM

No, it's not a shotgun WEDDING.
-aims at Ruinel-

If you get my meaning.

Funeral, perhaps.

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem Maiden
No, it's not a shotgun WEDDING.
-aims at Ruinel-

If you get my meaning. Funeral, perhaps.

roflmao......................................can't ........... breath......... lol.....

I am sooooo relieved, Gwaimirwen. I think it is very admirable that you have saved yourself for marriage and Jonathan. And I am relieved that he didn't take advantage of you and get you knocked up. It will make your wedding night all that more special between you two.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
roflmao......................................can't ........... breath......... lol.....

-eyes the creature rolling and twisting in agony on the floor, gasping for breath-

Poor thing.

BLAM!!!

-ends Ruinel's misery-

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem Maiden
-eyes the creature rolling and twisting in agony on the floor, gasping for breath-

Poor thing.

BLAM!!!

-ends Ruinel's misery-

lol! ... well... at least Jonathan can come by the prison and have conjugal visits with you. That will be nice, at least. lol!

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 11:04 PM

Oh - Jonathan is going to love this conversation.

I just wish I could see his expression when he reads this.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 11:06 PM

It's not so hard. Here, look:

<----Jonathan

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Oh - Jonathan is just going to love this conversation. I just wish I could see his expression when he reads this.

What are you getting them for a wedding gift? I have the One Thong wrapped up, but I don't know where to send it.

And, hey, who are we to stand between true love? Gwaimirwen and Jonathan make a lovely couple.

Gwaimirwen, pm me and I'll give you some makeup tips. You look a bit too... uh... masculine. Also, do you know what to expect on your wedding night with your new husband, Jonathan?

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 11:14 PM

I really am going to have to kill you, you know that, don't you?

Nothing personal, of course.

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
I really am going to have to kill you, you know that, don't you?

Nothing personal, of course.

First, you could never catch me. I'm too fast.

Second, you would be put in jail with many very large hairy men who would think you a good wife. You wouldn't want that now, would you?

You could just convince me that you are not a girl.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 11:17 PM

You can't outrun Old Betsy!

And Old Betsy just so happens to belong to the neighbour.

Here's yer proof!

-chk, chk-

BLAM!

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruinel
What are you getting them for a wedding gift? I have the One Thong wrapped up, but I don't know where to send it.

Well if they REALLY get married I'll give them a Honeymoon in Historic Cape May. it's very romantic and it has tond of Victorian Bed & Breakfasts. It's the most Victorian town in the US. Very very romantic.

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimirwen Windgem Maiden
You can't outrun Old Betsy!

And Old Betsy just so happens to belong to the neighbour.

Here's yer proof!

-chk, chk-

BLAM!

dodges shotgun pellets, Matrix-style. HAH! you can't get me, Agent Smith... errr... Gwaimirwen.

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
You can't outrun Old Betsy!

And Old Betsy just so happens to belong to the neighbour.

Here's yer proof!

-chk, chk-

BLAM!

You mean no wedding??? Damn and I made the reservations for you.

I made them for The Abbey

Ruinel · 05-29-2003, 11:23 PM

She doesn't seem to be very grateful for all the lovely wedding presents. I thought maybe Gwaimirwen was nervous about her wedding night with Jonathan, but I don't know... this is a little extreme.

05-29-2003, 09:11 PM	#741
gollum9630 Canadian Guy. Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The true North Strong and Free Posts: 1,513	yah, go JD, dont make look like an idiot for cheering for you. At least you did better than gimli __________________ "Canadians are so apathetic, but, what are you gonna do about it" -Glen Foster Wierd Harry Potter quotes the old nintendo duck hunt game Lemmings Swron Random Homer Simpson Quotes

05-29-2003, 10:27 PM	#743
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	-smack Ruinel silly- SGH, can we PLEASE ban her? __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 10:36 PM	#745
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	-pumps shotgun- Yes I would. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 10:40 PM	#747
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	No, it's not a shotgun WEDDING. -aims at Ruinel- If you get my meaning. Funeral, perhaps. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 11:04 PM	#751
jerseydevil I am Freddie/UNDERCOVER/ Founder of The Great Continent of Entmoot Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Plainsboro, NJ Posts: 9,431	Oh - Jonathan is going to love this conversation. I just wish I could see his expression when he reads this. __________________ Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you! "The only thing better than a great plan is implementing a great plan" - JerseyDevil "If everyone agreed with me all the time, everything would be just fine"- JerseyDevil AboutNewJersey.com New Jersey MessageBoard Another Tolkien Forum Memorial to the Twin Towers New Jersey Map Fellowship of the Messageboard Legend of the Jersey Devil Support New Jersey's Liberty Tower Peacefire.org AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

05-29-2003, 11:06 PM	#752
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	It's not so hard. Here, look: <----Jonathan __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 11:14 PM	#754
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	I really am going to have to kill you, you know that, don't you? Nothing personal, of course. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 11:17 PM	#756
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	You can't outrun Old Betsy! And Old Betsy just so happens to belong to the neighbour. Here's yer proof! -chk, chk- BLAM! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 11:23 PM	#760
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	She doesn't seem to be very grateful for all the lovely wedding presents. I thought maybe Gwaimirwen was nervous about her wedding night with Jonathan, but I don't know... this is a little extreme.

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