05-17-2002, 02:25 AM | #741 |
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I'll live. And ya'll can give me lots of virtual alcohol to keep me happy and working!
*takes a shot of tequila*
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05-17-2002, 09:38 AM | #742 |
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Arathorn, can you try The Long and Winding Road? I'm having problems with it.
If you choose to accept this mission, a bottle of miruvor shall be yours!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-17-2002, 10:43 AM | #743 |
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Ok, especially for Eowyn, Savage Garden's Two Beds and a Coffee Machine:
And he takes another step Slowly he kneels down beside Checks if he is breathing Tears away the spider’s thread Wracking his brains to decide Where to go or what to do But he must choose a path soon For time is ticking away Should he continue the quest Or lay his master to rest? Another ditch in the road, He keeps moving Another ambush He keeps moving on And the miles pass by so slow He wonders how he’s gonna make it through. And there is Rosie to think of The Gaffer back home in the Shire He wonders if he’ll ever go back there To see the ones he loves But the Ring has to go to the Fire He decides to leave his master Try to finish what’s begun Somehow he must carry on Then he loosens the chain Persuades himself not to remain Another ditch in the road, He keeps moving Another ambush He keeps moving on And the miles pass by so slow He wonders how he’s gonna make it through. He hears the quarrel of the orcs And he realises his wrong That his master wasn’t dead and gone Now he has hope in the darkness He knows he’s gonna make it Another ditch in the road, He keeps moving Another ambush He keeps moving on Running up the stairs so fast Trying to erase the past He wonders if he’ll ever make it Eruviel, I will give you as much virtual alcohol as you want if you finish the revised songbook!
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
05-17-2002, 12:28 PM | #744 | |
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Monster song, btw, Garina.
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05-17-2002, 02:06 PM | #745 |
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a good song Garina. You know, you're doing lots of songs in short time.
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05-17-2002, 02:20 PM | #746 |
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wow! thanks garina. that was great. it's freaky actually. i sort of had a go at that song myself (although it was of course not as good) and i'd had exactly the same idea! a lot of the lines were the same actually.weird. but well done!
arathorn-watch out, you may have some competition here....
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05-17-2002, 02:29 PM | #747 |
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Garina can be the resident mangler. It's ok. She is very good.
I just want to dream about Star wars until TTT comes out. I'm being pulled to the other forum right after GM...
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05-17-2002, 03:33 PM | #748 |
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NO!
Dont' abandon this thread! Garina can be the Bardette of mangled songs becuase you are the Bard! heehee. I love some of my ideas sometimes!
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05-17-2002, 04:09 PM | #749 |
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Yeah, Arathorn, you are the best singer we ever had and will have in the future!!don't leave us!!!please...
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05-17-2002, 04:36 PM | #750 |
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huh? arathorn is going nowhere.
I will personally fly to manilla and tie him to the computer with an inexhaustable supply of cd's near him. nope, sorry arathorn we aint letting you go this time.
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05-17-2002, 04:44 PM | #751 |
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Yes, Arathorn, I believe you are here to stay. And to stay in the mood of this thread: "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leaeaeaeaeave...."
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05-17-2002, 07:26 PM | #752 |
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Arathorn's Good
(Norweigan Wood, Beatles, mangled by Tano) we once knew a bard or should I say, he once knew us He wrote us some songs Isn't it good, yes, Arathorn's good He told us he'd leave And go to some other where But we said "no," and tied him up to his chair... Heh. So I'm a ditty-writer instead. works for me... -tano
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05-18-2002, 02:01 AM | #753 |
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Arathorn, you had better not leave this thread. . .mangle songs about Star Wars if you must, but if you leave. . .*tries to think of something reasonably threatening*. . .I will turn to the Dark Side, and fly to Manila, to help Strawberry. . .you ain't goin' nowhere! Arr.
Nice song, but the way, Garina. I grant you the title "Resident Bard # 2," if you choose to accept it. And I liked your little song too, Tano
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05-18-2002, 07:00 AM | #754 | |
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05-18-2002, 08:11 AM | #755 | |
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Arathorn - u mustn't go!!! Our school is on study leave now, so I end up mangling when I'm supposed to be revising! Maybe I should take a break... Na - I'm hooked on Entmoot! Garina will accept title of Resident Bard #2, but I'm not sure whether I'm good enough.
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05-19-2002, 03:21 PM | #756 |
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Ok, I was going to mangle "Who wants to live forever?" but when I thought about it I decided it didn't need touching. It kinda describes Aragorn and Arwen.
Who wants to live forever (Queen) There’s no time for us There’s no place for us What is this thing that builds our dreams, yet slips away from us Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? There’s no chance for us It’s all been decided for us This world had only one sweet moment set aside for us Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever? When love must die. Then touch my tears with your lips Touch my world with your fingertips And we can have forever And we can love forever Forever is our today Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today Who waits forever anyway?
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05-19-2002, 03:42 PM | #757 |
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Since I'm stalking Arathorn's underpants (long story, don't ask!), I thought I'd mangle a song in his honour.
Ahem. <clears throat> Arathorn! Your teeth are big and green! Arathorn! You smell like gas-o-line!
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Far too humble Garina is!
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05-20-2002, 04:03 AM | #759 |
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Far too Star Wars obssessed EG is!
Ok, I have mangler's block. Anyone got any ideas, requests...?
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Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy! |
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