04-20-2005, 07:17 PM | #741 | |
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04-21-2005, 11:04 PM | #742 |
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What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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04-22-2005, 11:30 AM | #743 | |
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06-13-2005, 11:28 AM | #745 |
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That's just wierd...
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06-13-2005, 01:44 PM | #746 | |
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That worked WAY TOO WELL! LOL Thanks for sharring that!
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07-23-2005, 04:07 AM | #747 |
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The Jokes Thread
Facts from the Bible...
1. Noah's wife was Joan of Arc. 2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and ball of fire by night. 3. Moses went to the top of mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. 4. The seventh commandment is "Thou shall not admit adultery". 5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 6. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 7. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibles. 8. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. 9. One of the opossums was St Matthew. 10. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrods. 11. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage. 12. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times. 13. The Jews had trouble throughout history with unsympathetic Genitals. 14. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. ...and there you have it. Last edited by Tessar : 07-23-2005 at 04:30 PM. Reason: Trying to fix the title of the main thread. |
07-23-2005, 10:03 AM | #748 |
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Very silly but very funny! I say "lol" sometimes even when I don't literally laugh out loud, but this time I really did, so thanks.
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07-23-2005, 12:13 PM | #749 |
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#15 It is only a sin if you do something wrong...and get caught.
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07-23-2005, 04:31 PM | #750 |
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The Jokes Thread
Trying to fix a mistake *cough*
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09-09-2005, 06:11 PM | #751 | ||
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Jokes: funny ones preferably, funny stories and whatever.
I got a great joke post deleted out of another thread , so why don't we have a thread of jokes and funny stories (funny trues stories are great ) and if we feel philosophical we can talk about the origin of humor,
my late post read like this why is what doctors do called practice? why are the people who invest your money called brokers? what have the rest of you got? lets hear it (or read it as the case may be)
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09-09-2005, 06:13 PM | #752 |
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edity edit
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09-09-2005, 06:15 PM | #753 |
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*snap* Jonathan was a split second faster in posting than I was in merging. *sob*
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09-09-2005, 06:20 PM | #754 | ||
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sorry i had never seen that before but i'll take true stories too.
or Tessar can delete it i don't care
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09-09-2005, 06:26 PM | #755 |
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Why would I delete it? It's in the right thread now .
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09-09-2005, 06:29 PM | #756 | |
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Why couldn't the young pirate go to see a movie?
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09-09-2005, 08:36 PM | #757 |
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At work today we got some news that Lance Armstrong was indeed in possession of three banned substances during his last Tour de France. Luckily those in charge of the race are allowing him to keep his record without any asterisk next to his name or any indication of shame, since he's such an inspiration, and since the substances are banned only in France and no where else. Besides, it was just soap, shampoo, and deoderant.
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09-13-2005, 11:26 AM | #758 |
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Jokes....
Heres another religious one...
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team." To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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09-23-2005, 06:07 PM | #759 |
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Bart Simpson
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BART SIMPSON'S PUNISHMENT... *********************************************** The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on a chalkboard; the old "write it 100 times" punishment, which establishes him as a troublemaker. Each episode is different. Someone apparently went to the trouble of taping all the Simpsons, watching them all and writing down what Bart is writing on the board. These are the collected writings of Bart Simpson from the opening credits. Even if you're not a fan, you'll like these: I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I'm sick. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills. Funny noises are not funny. I will not snap bras. I will not fake seizures. This punishment is not boring and pointless. My name is not Dr. Death. I will not prescribe medication. I will not bury the new kid. I will not teach others to fly. I will not bring sheep to class. A burp is not an answer. Teacher is not a leper. Coffee is not for kids. I will not eat things for money. I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call. The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee. I will not call the principal "spud head". Goldfish don't bounce. Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. No one is interested in my underpants. I will not sell miracle cures. I will return the seeing-eye dog. I do not have diplomatic immunity. I will not charge admission to the bathroom. The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. I will not go near the kindergarten turtle. I am not deliciously saucy. Organ transplants are best left to professionals. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan". I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. There are plenty of businesses like show business. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. I will not waste chalk. I will not skateboard in the halls. Underwear should be worn on the inside. I will never win an Emmy. I will not torment the emotionally frail.
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