05-29-2003, 09:11 PM | #741 |
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yah, go JD, dont make look like an idiot for cheering for you. At least you did better than gimli
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Second, you were so convincing in your argument about not believing you to be a guy just at your word, that I am now convinced that you are a girl. Don't sell Jonathan short, he's a good catch. And I'm sure he will be gentle with you on your wedding night. Psst, Jonathan, Gwaimirwen is a virgin. Be gentle with her. But I don't think this long distance marriage is going to work. You will need to move to Sweden or he will need to move here to the US. Oh, wow... I forgot to send you a wedding present. *wraps the One Thong* Where do we send the wedding presents? Quote:
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05-29-2003, 10:27 PM | #743 |
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-smack Ruinel silly-
SGH, can we PLEASE ban her?
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You're just reacting because you are nervous about your wedding night. Otherwise, you wouldn't be lashing out like that. Last edited by Ruinel : 05-29-2003 at 10:39 PM. |
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05-29-2003, 10:36 PM | #745 |
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-pumps shotgun-
Yes I would.
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Jonathan! Shame, shame, shame! And Gwaimirwen! I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage! You hussy! |
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05-29-2003, 10:40 PM | #747 |
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No, it's not a shotgun WEDDING.
-aims at Ruinel- If you get my meaning. Funeral, perhaps.
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I am sooooo relieved, Gwaimirwen. I think it is very admirable that you have saved yourself for marriage and Jonathan. And I am relieved that he didn't take advantage of you and get you knocked up. It will make your wedding night all that more special between you two. Last edited by Ruinel : 05-29-2003 at 11:00 PM. |
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Poor thing. BLAM!!! -ends Ruinel's misery-
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Oh - Jonathan is going to love this conversation. I just wish I could see his expression when he reads this.
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It's not so hard. Here, look:
<----Jonathan
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And, hey, who are we to stand between true love? Gwaimirwen and Jonathan make a lovely couple. Gwaimirwen, pm me and I'll give you some makeup tips. You look a bit too... uh... masculine. Also, do you know what to expect on your wedding night with your new husband, Jonathan? |
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I really am going to have to kill you, you know that, don't you?
Nothing personal, of course.
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Second, you would be put in jail with many very large hairy men who would think you a good wife. You wouldn't want that now, would you? You could just convince me that you are not a girl. |
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You can't outrun Old Betsy!
And Old Betsy just so happens to belong to the neighbour. Here's yer proof! -chk, chk- BLAM!
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She doesn't seem to be very grateful for all the lovely wedding presents. I thought maybe Gwaimirwen was nervous about her wedding night with Jonathan, but I don't know... this is a little extreme.
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