11-09-2005, 11:53 AM | #741 | |
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Thoeden upon seeing the oliphants:Well men, we've all slain a few orcs, let's call it a day
__________________ Aragorn:Wow, look at this sword,ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! Aowen:What? Aragorn:IT'S STILL SHARP!!! __________________ (Part of the contenueing saga of Frodo as a hamster) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Ring flys off of Frodo and he turns back into a hobbit) Croc Hunter:CRICKY!!! Frodo:I told you so... (Ring flys onto Gollum and he turns into a cat) Gollum:What? We's a cat? Meow? Meow? Meow! Gandalf:Oh no! (Gollum takes off the ring and turns back into, whatever he was before) Gollum:We hates the nasty ring... (Gollum throws the ring out the window) Frodo:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Frodo jumps after the ring) Gandalf:Well, I supose that's that. (A dragon shows up outside the window with a ring on its finger and holding on to Frodo) Frodo:THE RING LANDED ON A CHICKEN!!! Everyone: __________________
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11-10-2005, 09:13 AM | #742 |
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heh,heh,heh,heh nice one . this is his sister by the way
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11-10-2005, 11:35 PM | #743 | |
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Another post by my sister
This is getting annoying...
__________________ (legoles and gimli are eating mexsican food) legoles:29 bean buritos for gimli comein right up ! (Aragorn walks in the room) Aragorn:hey guys. sup? gimli: just havein a bit of chow . want a bean burito??? Aragorn: GGAAHHHHH NO!!! last time I had thows ...... uh well...uh....lets just say Aragorn go...BOOM!!! Legoles:so let me get this strait.... Aragorn go BOOM!!! is that corect? AragornONT DO tHAT MAN I NEEDED THERAPY AFTER THAT DUDE!!!!! Gimli:.......... ........ BBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Aragornlease dude stop doin that !!!!!! Lagoles: AHAHAHAHA!!!.... okay wooh..all right....here have a bean borito Aragorn: Gladly!... (Aragorn starts going TICK...TICK....TICK) Aragorn : hu oh !!! BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! !!!! Lagoles: EEEWWWW !!! THATS NASTY MEN WWWOOOOHHH *GASP* *GAG* The End...
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Frodo: What are you doing? Why are you spraypainting that all over the town?
Sam *dilated eyes w/ insane look, mad scientist hair*: There is no going back. FREE MARS! Frodo: ??? Gilmi *same as sam*: There is NO going back. FREE MARS! Frodo: WTF? Orc 1: It's as simple as that: FREE MARS! Orc 2: Yeah, what he says. FREE MARS! Frodo: What's Mars? Gandalf: You are, now. *turns Frodo into a small dune of reddish dust to aide the Middle Earth areoforming effort. *
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11-11-2005, 06:57 PM | #745 | |
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My little annoying, crazy sister wants to post this...
__________________ Legoles:how are you today pine cone ..... (pine cone dosent move) Gimli:Legoles , guess what gandalf got a dog!!!! Legoles:I DONT BELEAV IT!!! (gandalf walks into the room draging a dog by the leesh) Gandalf:come here my sweet doggy woggy Legoles: Gimli :SEE!!! Legoles: Gandalf:come on puppy coochy wooch face !! Gimli: i see you got a husky ( f.y.i. a huskys a breed of dog) Gandalf:Its not a husky its a Pug!! Gimli: __________________ to be continude
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11-11-2005, 07:15 PM | #746 |
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Gandalf has a dog!
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11-12-2005, 04:08 AM | #747 | |
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11-12-2005, 11:24 AM | #748 | |
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ha,ha,ha yeah he has a dog
gandys dog:WOOF ARF BARK!!! Gandalf:its not gandy
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11-13-2005, 02:16 PM | #749 |
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Let me guess. Me9996's sister?
These are some good ones. They take after the randomness of your brother, something I never thought um, equilizable.
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11-18-2005, 02:08 PM | #750 | |
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Gollums patycake
Another one of my sisters posts...
__________________ Golum: I told ya he was tricksy I told ya he was falls I told ya he was tricksy Smeegul:he is a little dipsy but we like him the most
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11-18-2005, 02:30 PM | #751 | |
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My sister wanted to contenue the gandalfs dog thing...
__________________ (frodo walks into the room) Fordo: YO wazzup Gandy!!! Legolas: Gandalf: its Gandalf -_- . I GOT A PUGY COOCHY WOOCHY FACE!!!! Frodo: that aint no pug the dogs a husky -_-. SWEET LITTLE DOGY WOGY!!!! ( Frodo and Gandalf start talkin baby talk) Lagolas: Gimli: lets say its a cro... mmffffff Legolas : dont say it!!!! every time we say that... (looks both ways) he comes Croc hunter : CRICKY!!! Legolas: ( Legolas rolls eyes) oh brother.... Legless: hello twin Legoles:um ..... meat my friends Croc dude Frodo Gandy and Gimli . GOTA RUN BYE!!! (Legoles runs out of the room) (Gandalf puts dog in bonit and they have a tea party ) Gimli: i think I better be off too .bye!!!!!!! The End __________________ I use the croc hunter once and...
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11-18-2005, 02:32 PM | #752 | |
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eeerrrr uuummmm thanks dude (this is his sister)
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* After Gandald sufficiently docilified the Balrog*
G. fills a bowl with Pedigree Moria Plus and the ravenous balrog devours the nutricious contents in one go. "Good, good, Bally, now drink some water, too, so you won't get a tummy ache." Bally: grumph, grumph, sloppery-slop. |
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Gandald! You called him Gandald! Thank you soooo much! *hugs GW and dances around*
Perfect! YOu gave me an unusual name that I only need to manipulate slightly for use in one of my books or stories! You don't know how much trouble you saved me!
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Gandald was out walking his pet balrog Bally when the domiciled monster spotted some, to his thinking, juicy elves. Ferociously straining on the leash caused it to snap and Bally went off on rampage snapping up the elves in one go.
"Bally,Baaaallllyyyy, come back right this minute." shouted G." Heel, heel, bally. Bad, bad balrog. There'll be no fun and games tonight." G. said as the balrog returned with elven blood flowing from his fangs, his head lowered in shame, cowering under his wings. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 11-20-2005 at 05:59 PM. |
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Woah...That's out there.
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I can't read that. ABG? A8G? AHG?
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