Why are you weird? - Page 37

Tanoliel · 05-31-2002, 03:51 PM

no, no, see, i am tanoliel but i was actinglike Delirium who is one of the endless, and...and...well...nevermind.
"my virgin ears...." it ent whatcha thinking.

it means they've never heard swear words or words talking about unmentionable--which one, you ask? i haven't a clue, there are too many in our society!--so when i say "my virgin ears" i mean, "oh, dear, i'm being exposed to evilness!"
which for me really makes no sense. which is why it was a joke.

okay. who else wants me to shut up? *raises own hand*
can we get exploring before i bore everyone to death?

-tano

Blackheart · 05-31-2002, 03:54 PM

*stops in mid pounce*

Ohh.

*disappointed look*

***Earniel*** · 05-31-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel
no, no, see, i am tanoliel but i was actinglike Delirium who is one of the endless, and...and...well...nevermind.

Funny that, I always thought one could HAVE a delirium but to BE a delirium is something rather new.....

BeardofPants · 05-31-2002, 06:00 PM

*The sheep appears in a blue velvet dress*

/* Sings.

Bluuuuue Velvet.....

Uh oh.

And Anduril, leave my chops outta it!

Sicirus · 05-31-2002, 06:43 PM

*Bits BH for kicking my friend out of the bed.*
EEEEWWWWW gross that was the worst tasting creature I have ever bitten.
*Goes to join EG exploring the island.*

Oh and can I bring my pet squirrel. He also stays on a leash and rides my back.

Quote:

*Kicks dog out of bed* What da 'ell. I don gotz no dawg.

I am not you'r dag and I moved after
Bop told me to. And I belong to no one.
Plus I am going to explore with EG anyway.
What up EG.

emplynx · 05-31-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
ALL threads are doomed to closure or obscurity sooner or later.

that sounds like the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The same law that prevents the Big Bang from forming planets!

Cirdan · 05-31-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emplynx

that sounds like the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The same law that prevents the Big Bang from forming planets!

Umm you is forgetting gravity and those "dark objects" and all the other reasons why it don't apply.

Dark objects

Evil!. EEEEVIL!

*sets of to circumnavigate the island on nice wave*

Sicirus · 05-31-2002, 08:33 PM

AAHH the rare large chocolat tree.
*Climbs tree and shakes branches so chocolat can fall off.*
Mmmmmmmmmmmm chocolat. Common everyone dig.
AHHHH stupid sheep stop eating all the chocolat.
*Grabs herding stick and pounds ground with it*
Shoo Shoo What till your "god" Bop tells you you can have some.
AHHHHHHH the rare chocolat wine.
*Bites into large slice of chocolat.*
*AAARRRGH what a minute these are coconuts, Oh well me likes coconuts to.

Wulažg · 05-31-2002, 09:54 PM

Had too much wine recently?

or maybe biting Blackheart was a worse idea than you thought...

BeardofPants · 05-31-2002, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emplynx

that sounds like the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The same law that prevents the Big Bang from forming planets!

Um. No. The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics says that in a closed system, the energy eventually gets dispersed, and relocated. Refer to my sig, Emplynx.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-31-2002, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sicirus
*Bits BH for kicking my friend out of the bed.*
EEEEWWWWW gross that was the worst tasting creature I have ever bitten.
*Goes to join EG exploring the island.*

Oh and can I bring my pet squirrel. He also stays on a leash and rides my back.

I am not you'r dag and I moved after
Bop told me to. And I belong to no one.
Plus I am going to explore with EG anyway.
What up EG.

The sky. There aren't any clouds.

If you come down from the coconut tree, I think I see something interesting and somewhat cairn shaped over there. . .

TinuvielChild · 06-01-2002, 09:01 AM

The 3 Laws of Life:

1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get even get out of the game.

The person who told this to me says that they are modified from the Laws of Thermodynamics; I wouldn't know, as I am not taking Thermodynamics. I'm only in high school!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-01-2002, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TinuvielChild
The 3 Laws of Life:

1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get even get out of the game.

Well that's a cheerful way of looking at things!

Tanoliel · 06-01-2002, 02:10 PM

oooooh, ooooh, cairn-shaped!

it be a....*scampers over to check* a..a...cairn.

what be in it? *pulls out bubbles and blows some more while waiting for the rest of the explorers to catch up...*

-tano

Sicirus · 06-01-2002, 02:26 PM

*climbs down from coconut tree*
YAY there could be treasure or something cool down this marked trail.
*sniffs the ground for smell of danger*
HE HE HE could be ambushed you know.
*follows EG*

Cirdan · 06-01-2002, 06:51 PM

Cairns? wait for me, I love a good cairn!

*makes boots from palm fronds and driftwood*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-02-2002, 02:51 AM

*walks up to Cairn. Pokes a stone. Stone moves. It falls, and more stones fall, revealing a sarcophogaus inside*

***Earniel*** · 06-02-2002, 02:56 AM

*looks at sarcophagus* Nifty! Is this a rerun of The Mummie?

BeardofPants · 06-02-2002, 03:03 AM

*Squints at hieroglyphs*

Hmmm lets see...

"'Imn-hwt-p n h"

Roughly translated as, "Amenhotep in da house!"

Uh oh. I seem to remember reading about this guy...

Cirdan · 06-02-2002, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
*Squints at hieroglyphs*

Hmmm lets see...

"'Imn-hwt-p n h"

Roughly translated as, "Amenhotep in da house!"

Uh oh. I seem to remember reading about this guy...

Yeah, just add water; makes it's own sauce!

05-31-2002, 03:51 PM	#721
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	no, no, see, i am tanoliel but i was actinglike Delirium who is one of the endless, and...and...well...nevermind. "my virgin ears...." it ent whatcha thinking. it means they've never heard swear words or words talking about unmentionable--which one, you ask? i haven't a clue, there are too many in our society!--so when i say "my virgin ears" i mean, "oh, dear, i'm being exposed to evilness!" which for me really makes no sense. which is why it was a joke. okay. who else wants me to shut up? raises own hand can we get exploring before i bore everyone to death? -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

05-31-2002, 03:54 PM	#722
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	stops in mid pounce Ohh. disappointed look __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

05-31-2002, 06:00 PM	#724
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	The sheep appears in a blue velvet dress /* Sings. Bluuuuue Velvet..... Uh oh. And Anduril, leave my chops outta it! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 05-31-2002 at 06:04 PM.

05-31-2002, 08:33 PM	#728
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	AAHH the rare large chocolat tree. Climbs tree and shakes branches so chocolat can fall off. Mmmmmmmmmmmm chocolat. Common everyone dig. AHHHH stupid sheep stop eating all the chocolat. Grabs herding stick and pounds ground with it Shoo Shoo What till your "god" Bop tells you you can have some. AHHHHHHH the rare chocolat wine. Bites into large slice of chocolat. *AAARRRGH what a minute these are coconuts, Oh well me likes coconuts to. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

05-31-2002, 09:54 PM	#729
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Had too much wine recently? or maybe biting Blackheart was a worse idea than you thought... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

06-01-2002, 09:01 AM	#732
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	The 3 Laws of Life: 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even. 3. You can't get even get out of the game. The person who told this to me says that they are modified from the Laws of Thermodynamics; I wouldn't know, as I am not taking Thermodynamics. I'm only in high school! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

06-01-2002, 02:10 PM	#734
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	oooooh, ooooh, cairn-shaped! it be a....scampers over to check a..a...cairn. what be in it? pulls out bubbles and blows some more while waiting for the rest of the explorers to catch up... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

06-01-2002, 02:26 PM	#735
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	climbs down from coconut tree YAY there could be treasure or something cool down this marked trail. sniffs the ground for smell of danger HE HE HE could be ambushed you know. follows EG __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-01-2002, 06:51 PM	#736
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	Cairns? wait for me, I love a good cairn! makes boots from palm fronds and driftwood __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

06-02-2002, 02:51 AM	#737
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	walks up to Cairn. Pokes a stone. Stone moves. It falls, and more stones fall, revealing a sarcophogaus inside __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-02-2002, 02:56 AM	#738
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	looks at sarcophagus Nifty! Is this a rerun of The Mummie? __________________ We are not things.

06-02-2002, 03:03 AM	#739
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Squints at hieroglyphs Hmmm lets see... "'Imn-hwt-p n h" Roughly translated as, "Amenhotep in da house!" Uh oh. I seem to remember reading about this guy... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

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