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07-28-2002, 11:33 PM
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The gathered Cellowship had landed in a foresty sort of area. Looking around, they were rather confused.
Aragren: Where are we? Earniel: I've no idea. Claenobilbo: We should be in the Shire. . . Eruviel: Almost, anyway. Look, through that clearing! A village! Tano: Oh! It's Bree! (ooc: Okay, I know we didn't stop there in the beginning, but I thought an inn would be fun...and it gives me my chance to get good and drunk  )
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07-29-2002, 08:50 AM
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OOC: Oooh, it's not done yet! Yeay! (who is at the scourging?)
Eruviel: *eyes shining* An Inn!!! Aragren: No! *moans* not again! You'll get drunk, I know you will! Eruviel: *looks a triffle insulted* I won't! Eärniel: Well, I guess a stay at the inn won't be such a problem, besides it's getting a little late.... Willow: Mmmmm, you're sure you're not saying that because of any chocolate-related reasons, Samniel? Eärniel: Hey, it's not because the chocolate from Bree is one of the best that.... um.... *pulls herself together* No, no chocolate-related reasons. I was merely thinking in the best interest of the TLA-cellowship. Yes, that was it. Best interest, yes. Willow: Mmmmm.... *still looks unconvinced* Tano: I'm getting hungry.... Claenobilbo: It's settled then, let's go. Aragren: *sighs* well then, if there is no other way... but it'll be a short visit then, okay?
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07-29-2002, 01:19 PM
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Tano: Only a few days. . .we have to stick around and talk to Barliman, don't we?
Aragren: But we don't have the time! Eruviel: Yes we do! Well, maybe you don't, but we have all the time in the world. Now I wonder if they have decent wine here. . .
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07-29-2002, 07:08 PM
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*Everyone walked into the inn. Just then Saurokatt popped out of nowhere*
SK: Hi! Ya know, you forgot me way back at Minas Tirith! Can I come along? Oh, pleeese?!? Pleasey Pleasey Pleeeeeeesiiieeeeeee?!?!?!??!?!? Everyone: Well..., SK: Yay! Thanks! I would like to show my gratitude by whipping up some of my specialities. Sorian Brandy? Aldebrean Whiskey? *Eyes Eärniel* Ahh. I know what you want. *Creates a box. All eyes open wide to stare at it* Chocolate Liquers. Each chocolate unique to itself in all the world. *The box floats in front of Eruvial and opens.* Eärniel: *Takes a round chocolate out of the box. It is a very dark brown, with a red swirl on the top and gold streaks down the sides. She takes a bite, and falls in love with it.* SK: Anything else? *Everyone hoards Saurokatt except Eärniel, Gandgirl, and the inkeeper. Eärniel is too wrapped up in her chocolates and Gandgirl and the inkeeper are looking annoyed.* OOC: SHE'S BACK!!!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 07-29-2002 at 07:10 PM. |
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07-29-2002, 08:16 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
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OOC- Should we end soon? This thing is getting off-story. (Wait...that's not possible. It's OUR story, not Tolkien's. I forgot.) Never mind.
 Aragren *who had also stayed out of the melee*- You guys...get out of there. Leave poor Saurokatt alone. Eruviel- Must..get...more... Aragren- This has gone far enough! Everyone, grab ONE bottle for yourself, and sit down with it! Try NOT to murder each other, try NOT to get drunk! By order of the queen! Moraumer- Oh yeah? Well, I'm queen, too, and I say we don't have to. Watcha gonna do about THAT? Aragren- *sigh* Nothing. I should've stayed in Rivendell, honestly. OOC- So that wasn't really worth a post, but it was fun.
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07-29-2002, 08:25 PM
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Tano: *sigh* All right, all right...*grabs a chocolate and a bottle of special wine and sits on the edge of a table, dangling her legs.* So...what do you guys want to do next?
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07-30-2002, 12:41 AM
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Saurokatt: Well I suggest ending the story drinking and laughing in this wonderfull pub until we all pass out.
Tano & Willow: NO MORE PASSING OUT! Saurokatt: It was just a sugestion!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-30-2002, 08:50 AM
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Eärniel: *stares dreamily into nothing* Chocolate......
Willow: Yes, yes, we know it by now. Pull yourself together. Eärniel: Any praliné left? Those are really good and... Aragren: *jumps up* Must we always talk about food and drinks?! *they all look at eachother, then at Aragren and then back again* All: Well, yes. Aragren: *sighs and sit down* Allright, stupid question..... Tanoliel: Then what would you want? Aragren: Well, we've been running from this place to that battle, from this city to that country. I wouldn't mind a little organising. Eruviel: What kind of organising? Aragren: We're going now to the Shire to fight, right? Saurokatt: Yes, and probably hold a banquet afterwards.... Aragren: *glares* Wouldn't it be nice to have for once a battle plan? Just for once? Eärniel: We always have a battle plan. We rush into a battle. We fight, we win. Very simple. Aragren: *burries head in hands* Forget I asked..... OOC: Poor Renille, queening isn't easy.....
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07-30-2002, 02:11 PM
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Aragren-*is playing with little figures on a map of the Shire*
Earniel- May I ask... Aragren- NO. Eruviel- Okay...I think I'll go reserve our rooms now. Is that okay? Everyone-YES! Aragren- No. Eruviel-Umm... Moraumer- Yes. We'll stay here overnight, leave late, get the Shire back at our own leisure, and then have a big banquet. How does that sound? Good? Everyone- Yes! Aragren-No. Gandgirl- Then it's settled. We leave at noon tomorrow! Aragren- You'll regret this later, you realize that, don't you? Claenoilbo- No. We'll just leave you to your battle plan here, and we'll go to bed. You'll have it by tomorrow. Aragren- Like I said...*buries head in hands again* OOC- Yes, Earniel, queening is hard. But just THINK of all the job benefits!
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07-31-2002, 05:58 AM
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*Everyone went to bed*
OOC: Bed...yes...sleep...three...ten...in...the...morni ng...why...still...here...must...retire...to...to. ..t....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-31-2002, 01:44 PM
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*It is the middle of the night. In the inn a door opens with a slight squeak. A figure dressed in pyamas slips down the stairs and goes to the kitchen. It halts before the door and listens but hears nothing. Satisfied, it proceeds and returns sometime later holding a bowl. Muffled eating noices can be heard. The figure moves to the hall. Suddenly somebody turns the light on. Surprised Eärniel, holding a bowl of chocolate icecream, jumps up and looks around her guiltily.*
Aragren: Oh, it's you. I could have known. Eärniel: What did you have to do that for! You nearly scared me appetite-less! Aragren: Sssht! not that loud, the rest are still asleep. Raiding the kitchen are we? Eärniel: Um..... no. *sees little figures and map* What, you're still at it? Aragren: *looks down at map of Shire* A decent battle plan takes cunning, intelligence and patience. It'll be a good and sound battle plan. One day you will all thank me for it. Eärniel: Really? *thinks* Does thanking you involves giving you chocolate? Aragren: *sighs deeply* Just go to bed. *Eärniel dissappears with the bowl to her room* OOC: Fair enough Renille, you keep the queening-job and the benefits, I'll keep the chocolate. 
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07-31-2002, 06:47 PM
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OOC: We HAVE to finish this by Saturday. Otherwise, I won't be able to edit for a month.
Message Repeats WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS BY SATURDAY!!! 
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-31-2002, 07:24 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano wakes up as she hears someone creeping past her room. She gets up and tip-toes to the door, then opens it.
Tano: Earniel! And chocolate? what else is new...Come in! ooc: ok, I'll do my best, but we really need Renille to get her battle plan....be a queen!
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-01-2002, 01:54 PM
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OOC-Sounds good! I'm all done...really I am. Now I just have to fast forward a little.
IT IS NOW THE NEXT MORNING Aragren- *Bangs on doors* Get up! We need to go to the Shire! Get up! We have to go. Eruviel- Wait...1 more...hour... Aragren- NO! We're leaving now! No time for breakfast! Let's move move move MOVE! Earniel- Ren...did you sleep last night? Aragren- NO. Leave me alone. Tano- *sigh* Let me guess. Didn't you eat anything, either. Aragren- Right. Now leave me ALONE! Get on your horses and march! SK- That's impossible. Moraumer- Not if the horses do the marching. Claenoilbo- We don't have horses.We can vanish and reappear, remember? Come on. Everyone get in here. Willow- *pouts* NO breakfast...honestly. Earniel- I have chocolate! Aragren- Um...good. Claenoilbo, bring us to the Shire. *They vanish once again. They turned up in a hospital lobby.* Earniel- Was this part of the battle plan,genius? Aragren- No...yes! Yes! This is the Shire! It's where we started out from! So it's our personal Shire! Our home! Don't you get it? Cellowship- *Blank stares* Secretary- Can I...can I help you? Earniel- Wha...you're my sister's best friend! Don't you remember me? Secretary-Shush. Quiet voices in the hospital please. We don't want to upset the new manager. Aragren- What did I tell you? Eruviel- So...how do we scour this place? Aragren- To the cleaning supply buckets! Rouse the custodians! Come on! Wake up the Shire! OOC-Okay...that's the plan...we'll probably eventually end up evicting the "manager"
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08-01-2002, 02:04 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Oh, what not? *stuffs hidden chocolate bar back into her pocket, heads off to the janitor's cabinet* Let's see....large bucket on roller thingies....check. Mop....check. Sponges...check. Cleaner fluid capable of eating through absolutely anything...yeah, baby, check. *trundles off down th hallway, the bucket rolling behind* I'm taking the bucket for walkies...taking the bucket for walkies...here's a good spot. *begins cleaning while singing Moulin Rouge songs*
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08-01-2002, 04:21 PM
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*Saurokatt smiles and pulls out a bucket and mop. She levetates over the floor and starts mopping.*
Saurokatt: No walking on the floor. *Eyes Willow who is about to step on the floor she just cleaned.* No! *Makes Willow levitate.* In fact, so we don't get the clean floor dirty, *Makes everyone in the room levitate* There. You can move freely above the floor. NO TOCA EL FLOORO!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-01-2002, 05:55 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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*Eruviel sneaks up behind the singing Tano thwacks her lightly on the head with a notebook.*
EG: Would you stop singing? Please? Tano: Give me the notebook! EG: Here. Can I have a broom? My bow doesn't really work for sweeping  Tano: Have a broom! EG: Thanks...hey! Look! It's the twins! *pointing to the other end of the hall, where the sons of Elrond are walking in* Elledan: (to his brother) oh no...it's that scary wood elf. I'm leaving. Elrohir: Why? 'Cause she pushed you in the river and got your clothes muddy? EG: Hey! What are you guys doing here? (ooc: random and pointless, i know. but i wanted the twins to come back )
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08-01-2002, 08:32 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Hey, lookie lookie...it's the Narcissistic Elf And His Slightly More Intelligent Twin! *grins in a way that has normal people running in fear* Come help us clean! Oh, wait--no walking on the floor! No toca! NO TOCA! *levitates the twins*
EG: Woah...I didn't know you had magic powers! Tano: I don't. EG: Then how...? Tano: It's an RPG... EG: I kinda figured that out, thanks-- Tano: SO, logic is inherently banned. See? EG: Ah-ha! I do. Tano: Did you just say "Ah-ha"? Embarrasingly enough, I think you just did...*starts to grin again* EG: Er...well...ah...um....*backs away and starts cleaning furiously* -tano
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08-02-2002, 01:22 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG: *looks at Tano* Did I just say 'er?' I think I did. That's not even a word!
Tano: You did. Elledan: I don't want to get my clothes dirty. . . EG: Clean, you nancing pretty boy! Elledan: *looks hurt*
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08-02-2002, 01:27 AM
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Willow: (Glares at Katt and undoes the levitation spell) I'm a faerie, I have wings. No necisito un hechizo. Ahora, quieres me hacer los platos o no?
Katt: Yes, go do the dishes from the cafetiria. Take the twins and make them help you. Elladan: Oh no! We are not having anything to do with this! Willow: Oh yes you are! If you don't help me I'll tell Glorfindel and he'll get mad at you for not helping me because he's mine. Tano: We know, now stop being possesive and go to work. As soon as this place is clean we're going to find the manager and... er, what are we going to do to the manager? Eruviel: I don't know, perhaps we'll give him rap cross the knuckles for keeping an untidy hospital? Aragren: Enough talk! Get to work we need this clean as soon as possible! Willow:Si senorita! Marcha Chicos!!
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