|
10-29-2005, 09:49 PM
|
#721 |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Now THAT's what I would say if I was a third person in that conversation.
 
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator  |
|
|
10-30-2005, 08:00 PM
|
#722 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
What have I started?!?
 __________________ Orc1:Macaroni macaroni macaroni and cheese... Orc2:What's macaroni? Orc1:Gee... I don't know.... Legolas:What's going on here? Orc2:What's macaroni? Legolas:I don't know... Orc1:And what's cheese? Legolas:I don't know... (Aragorn comes rushing in) Aragorn:Quick! Where's a good place to hide? Orc1:There (Orc1 points at bomb shelter) Aragorn:Thanks! (Aragorn just gets in as the Eye of souron starts sweaping the landscape) Souron:I see you! Aragorn:Okay, your turn to hide... 1...2... Orc1:What was that? Orc2:They've started the middle earth wide hide and seek comatition... Orc1:Oh realy? Orc2:Yeah, the winner faces Frodo. Orc1:Who? Orc2:You don't remember the ring feasco? Orc1:What's a ring? Orc2:  __________________ (Smog and Souron in stareing contest) Smog:......! Souron:......!!!!! Smog......? Souron:......! (Souron blinks) Smog:YES!!! I HAVE DEFEATED ALL!!! I AM THE STAREING CONTEST CHAMP!!! __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer  Ring smith  Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
10-30-2005, 08:44 PM
|
#723 |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Frodo: Wow, this place is crazy.
Sam: I know. I can see why Sauron lost his ring. Orc: Hello, I'm Ulsank and I'll be your waiter today. Sam: Okay, I'll have a Filet Mignon with a baked potato. Orc: And for you? Frodo: I'll have the Prime Rib dinner, with some lembas for dessert. Uruk Hai: Keno, Keno...Keno! Keno? Keno! Ke-- Aragorn: Keno! Uruk Hai: *hands aragorn blank Keno card* Good luck, sir! *ding ding ding ding!* Gimli: Woah! Did you see that!? Pippin just won! *everyone rushes over* Aragorn: Wow, what's that? Pippin: It's a ring! I got the ring! What does it say? *reads* Pippin: It says, "You have won the jackpot. Please return this ring to Sauron to receive payment." Maybe I'll keep it. *The Great Security Camera quickly snaps in the direction of Pippin.* Sauron: You have to cash it in. Pippin: Oh, alright. I have a plate of Spagetti waiting at the table anyway. *they leave the next day* Nazgul in Lobby: Thank you for visiting Mordor Casino. Please consider visiting one of our other locations, such as mount Gundabad or Dol Goldur, which are closer to Eriador than Mordor. HAve a nice day!
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
|
|
10-30-2005, 10:12 PM
|
#724 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Orc1:Hey, look a cat!
Orc2:What? Orc1:A cat! Orc2:Lets kill it and eat it! Orc1:Yeah! (Cat shoots lightning at orcs from its pawtips) Orc1:Great idea  (ow ow ow ow ow)Orc2:  (ow ow ow ow ow)Cat:Have eather you two seen a hobbit? Orcs 1&2:No. Cat:Fine... (Cat leaves) __________________ Tom bombadil:And now, Peter Jacktion, I will take my revenge!!! (Tom bombadil freezes Peter Jacktion) __________________ Sam:KILL THE ELVES!!! Gollem:NO! The elvessess are nice to ussssssss.... __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
10-30-2005, 11:16 PM
|
#725 |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
You and your cats these days.
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
|
|
10-31-2005, 09:21 AM
|
#726 |
|
Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
Posts: 9,481
|
*The fellowship fighting the orcs in the Chamber of Mazarbul*
On Frodo stabbing the orc's protruding foot. "OOOUUCH! That hurt! Must you be so rough on me poor foot!" Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-31-2005 at 09:26 AM. |
|
|
|
10-31-2005, 05:59 PM
|
#727 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Legolas:Hey, look, a chipmunk!
Gimli:...zzz... Aragorn:What about it? Legolas:It's looking at me funny... Chipmunk:I'm no chipmunk! I'm Peter Jacktion! Legolas:Ha...ha...ha... Aragorn:If you're Peter Jacktion then I'm Mickey Mouse! (The entire mickey mouse club shows up and carrys Aragorn off) Gimli:...zzz-*snork* *ack* What happened? Legolas:The chipmunk claims he's Peter Jacktion. Gimli:What happened to you? Chipmunk/Peter Jacktion:Let's just say Ragast got his revenge. __________________ Gandalf:WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT CAT?!? Cat:I've done away with Pippin... Gandalf:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Gandalf shoots a fireball at the cat, the cat blocks with magic) Cat:You dare attack the cat?!? (Cat chokes Gandalf like darth vader) Gandalf:*ACK!* __________________ Souron:Eye am the great I! Black rider:AAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!! (Black rider starts sobing) Souron:What's wrong with you? Black rider:You keep mixing up Eye and I. AND IT'S DRIVEING ME NUTS!!! Souron:Ohh... Don't worry, I'll stop. Black rider:*sniff* thank you. __________________ Eowen:I'm no man! Witch king: Didn't we allready cover this? __________________ Frodo:With this ring I will take over the world!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sam:You found the ring! Frodo:Huh? Sam:That's the ring for Aragorns and Arwens marrage. Frodo:NO! IT'S A RING OF POWER!!! (Frodo puts on the ring and turns into a hamster) Sam:Oh dear, I better tell gandalf about this... __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
11-02-2005, 11:33 PM
|
#728 |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
That last one's a classic!
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
|
|
11-03-2005, 08:31 PM
|
#729 | ||
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Quote:
__________________ Frodo:Help me! I'm a hamster! Sam:...and so now Mr. Frodo is a hamster, so what do you think Gandy? Gandalf:The name is Gandalf. And I think I know what to do about Frodo. Sam:Okay, you do it, I'm leaveing... (Sam leaves room) Gandalf:Now take off the ring Frodo... Frodo:NO! Gandalf:Why not? Frodo:It's mine! And I don't have any oposable thums. Gandalf:Oh no... __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
||
|
|
|
11-03-2005, 09:38 PM
|
#730 |
|
Dreamweaver
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go...
Posts: 3,560
|
[practicing lines before the movie]
witch king:hey, aragorn, can you help me here? aragorn: sure! what do you need to go over? wk: this part here...you be eowyn. a: ok! wk:[get's on knees in front of aragorn] no man can kill me! a: I AM NO MAN! [peter jackson walks in during last line] well, here's an akward moment... ----------------------------------------------- [for those who missed it, half the joke was the witch king on his knees in front of aragorn! ]
__________________
Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih... |
|
|
|
11-05-2005, 05:45 PM
|
#731 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Sam and Gollem would never say what the other says.
(I know, not as funny as my other ones... But if you think about it it might seem funnyer)
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
11-05-2005, 10:43 PM
|
#732 |
|
Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: College!
Posts: 1,976
|
Gimli: The sun rises...blood has been spilled tonight.
[he whips out his tiny dwarven knives and whirls them around.] Legolas: Come laddie, you can do better than that! [he swings around an elven axe]
__________________
Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
|
|
|
11-06-2005, 01:43 AM
|
#733 | |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
Quote:
Galadriel: Woah, you're tall! Frodo (towering above her): Shut up and look into the mirror!
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
|
|
|
11-06-2005, 05:31 PM
|
#734 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
This is part of the contenueing epic saga of Frodo the hamster.
__________________ Gandalf:So how about I take off the ring? Frodo:NO! IT'S MINE! MY PRESHIS!!! Gandalf:...Why won't you let me take the ring? Frodo:It's mine! Gandalf:But if you don't let my take the ring you'll be a hamster forever! (Scary music) (Sam comes in) Sam:Just comeing in for a sandwitch... mmm, no meat, I guess I'll use that hamster, it sounds like ham... Gandalf & Frodo:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
11-06-2005, 05:40 PM
|
#735 |
|
Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe
Posts: 5,408
|
LOL! Me9996, I congratulate you on your excellent endless list of things they'd never say. You seriously should copy all these into a website. If you don't, I would be happy to do it for you (over a period of about 20 years
 ).Party in the cafe for Me9996!
__________________
KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator |
|
|
|
11-07-2005, 05:37 PM
|
#736 |
|
Hobbit
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: new jersey
Posts: 45
|
Frodo-do you like my hair sam, do you think im beautiful?
sam-oh yes i do mr.frodo frodo-after the ring is destroyed come to my cosey little hobbit hole sam-if you wish mr.frodo |
|
|
|
11-07-2005, 08:38 PM
|
#737 | ||
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Quote:
__________________ Gandalf:NO SAM, DON'T EAT THE HAMSTER!!! Sam:Why not, Gandy? It sounds like ham. Gandalf:The name is Gandalf. AND THAT IS FRODO!!! Sam:You named the hamster Frodo? Gandalf:No the hamster is Frodo, remember the ring? Sam:No. Frodo:Realy, I'm Frodo! Sam:Yeah, right. Gandalf:Look there. (Gandalf points out a tiny ring on hamsters finger, or is it a toe?) Sam:Oh, so it is Frodo. Aragorn:What happened to the wedding ring? Sam:Frodo has it. (Sam points at Frodo) Aragorn:You named the hamster Frodo? Gandalf:No, it is Frodo... Frodo:Help! Aragorn:IT'S A TALKING HAMSTER!!! I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN HELP!!! (Aragorn leaves) Frodo:So how are we going to get the ring off? Gandalf:You take it off. Frodo:I don't have any oposable thums Sam: 1) you misspelled thumbs 2) didn't we allready cover this? Gandalf:But you weren't here. (Aragorn comes back in with the croc hunter) Croc Hunter:Cricky! It's a talking hamster! Frodo:I'm a hobbit that's been turned into a hamster. Croc Hunter:Look! It's trying to confuse us! Frodo:No I'm not. Croc Hunter:Now we must be very careful or it will bite off a limb with its razor sharp teath! Frodo:I don't have razor sharp teath! Croc Hunter:Now here I go! (The Croc Hunter sneeks up on Frodo and grabs him by the neck) Frodo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! STOP THAT!!! __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
||
|
|
|
11-08-2005, 01:02 PM
|
#738 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
My little siblings wanted me to make this so...
__________________ Legolas:Hey look! My little brother:Look at that red bird. Legolas:Red bird?!? were?!? My little sister:R.B. cool Legolas:WHAT?!? Gandalf:I don't know what she's saying... My little brother:That red bird was in the little tree before. Legolas:What tree? I don't see a tree... (Legolas runs into a tree and is knocked unconishis) My little sister:Hey, dudes, R.B. is a kind of music. Aragorn:HERRING!!! My little sister:Red herring, weird... (Aragorn knocks out my little sister with a herring) My little brother:Were's Frodo? Gandalf:Getting rid of the one ring. My little sister:THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL! Aragorn:HERRING!!! (Aragorn knocks out my little sister again) My little sister:Why do you like doing that man?!? It's getting very annoying! Aragorn:HERRING!!! (Aragorn knocks out my little sister yet again) My little sister: -_- ... you've got problems dude. (Aragorn knocks out my little sister one more time) Aragorn:HERRRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! (Aragorn knocks out everyone with the herring) My little sisters stuffed anymal cat(Fluffy):Hello, My name is fluffy. (Aragorn swings the herring but Fluffy jumps out of the way and knocks out aragorn) Fluffy:Yey! I win! My little sister:Uh ha, it's your- (Fluffy knocks out my little sister) Fluffy:Nah! __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? Last edited by me9996 : 11-08-2005 at 01:04 PM. Reason: Typo |
|
|
|
|
11-08-2005, 02:28 PM
|
#739 | |
|
Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
|
Another post my sister wanted to put in:
__________________ Sam:Throgh the ring in,Frodo!!! Frodo: I want a hamster!  Sam:Fine just throgh it in !!! Frodo: Why, shuld I ? Sam:WHAT?!?!?! Frodo:I want a kittn named Flufffy(I know its spelld Fluffy but I wanted to have some fun )(Sam roles his eyes) Sam:Fine i'll get you a kittn . now throgh it in befor we'er killed!!! Frodo:Hhhhhmmmmmm..... no.. Sam: PPLLLLEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE MMMIIISSSTTTEEEERRRRRRRR FFRRROOOODDDDDOOOOO Frodo: No.. Sam:Why not? Throgh it in get a kittn . Who wouldent want a kittn ? Frodo : Fine but only if I get three kittns Golam: Can I have one too? Please fat hobit ppllleeeaaassseeee ? Sam: Fine ... -_- Golam: YAY I GET A KITTY AND I CALL IT PRECHUS YAY!!!!!!! (Golam starts jumping arownd ) Golam: PRECHUS! PRECHUS ! PRECHUS! (Frodo throghs the ring in ) Sam : Too the pet shop! __________________
__________________
My status: Novice avatar maker. Elf lord Has no authority whatsoever Master of messing up
Thread killer Ring smith Merry Christmas! They'd never say that (Part 2) What happened to the dragon? |
|
|
|
|
11-08-2005, 04:26 PM
|
#740 |
|
Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
Posts: 9,481
|
*As the Witch-King's army exits Minas Morgul the troops sing this song*
We are traveling in the footsteps Of those who've gone before But we'll all be reunited (but if we stand reunited) On a new and sunlit shore (then a new world is in store) Oh when the saints go marching in When the saints go marching in Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in When the moon turns red with blood When the moon turns red with blood Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in On that hallelujah day On that hallelujah day Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in Oh when the trumpet sounds the call Oh when the trumpet sounds the call Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in Some say this world of trouble Is the only one we need But i'm waiting for that morning When the new world is revealed When the revelation (revolution) comes When the revelation (revolution) comes Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in When the rich go out and work When the rich go out and work Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in When the air is pure and clean When the air is pure and clean Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in When we all have food to eat When we all have food to eat Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in When our leaders learn to cry When our leaders learn to cry Oh lord i want to be in that number When the saints go marching in |
|
|
Linear Mode
