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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2002
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I WANT MOMMY!
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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Gimli burst out
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#723 |
Viggoholic
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"I want meat!"
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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but instead recieved
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#725 |
Elven Warrior
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an atomic wedgie!
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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The wedgie threw
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#727 |
Domesticated Swing Babe
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him off balance
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Elf Lord
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and destroyed the
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#729 |
Elven Warrior
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Location: Hobbiton
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naughty ice sculpture
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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ruining everything. Gimli
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Location: Louisiana
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On another note, Gimli rode home with Galadriel. Quite excited, he giggled furiously and she smirked at the dwarf. "Touch my hair" whispered Galadriel hopefully "with you beard." Overjoyed, Gimli then obeyed her command. Then Cleborn showed up and began lisping and stomping while doing handstands ruining Gimli's fantasy. Celeborn drew his squirtgun. Gimli laughed until the water got up his large ugly nose. Then Gimli jumped up and battled ferociously with Celeborn, and they moistened Galadriel's golden hair. It got frizzy and looked terrible and Galadriel started to whine uncontrollably. Then she cried "I WANT MOMMY!" Gimli burst out "I want meat!" but instead recieved an atomic wedgie! The wedgie threw him off balance and destroyed the naughty ice sculpture ruining everything. Gimli
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Elven Warrior
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slowly staggered away
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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, his flask of
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Elven Warrior
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Klingon blood wine
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Númenorean
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, falling to the
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Elven Warrior
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stinking, mulch strewn
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Domesticated Swing Babe
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path. Heart break
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#738 |
Elven Warrior
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and bruised fanny
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Viggoholic
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made Gimli get
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Númenorean
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quite depressed. Now
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