The Teacup Café XV - Page 36

me9996 · 11-17-2006, 04:24 PM

In other news
Lawn gnomes have been launched against General Messages.

Locals are advised to beware the flying lawn gnomes.

One was quoted to say "AAARRRGG!!!! *splat*"

Editorial

And now we examin that strange fealing of desa vu, the strange fealing you've lived through something before-

Editorial

And now we examin that strange... fealing of desa vu, the strange fealing you've-

Editorial

AAAHHH!!!

Acalewia · 11-17-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*Smacks Acally* Yeah, like me smacking you

Hey!
*spills hot coffee on Hector's lap*
Ooops

**Nurvingiel** · 11-17-2006, 07:16 PM

Londo Mollari: What did the last Xon say before he died?
Susan Ivanova (I think): I don't know, what did the last Xon say before he died?
Londo Mollari: Aaaaaaaugh!!

I love the B5.

Take cover! Incoming fire! Close blast doors!

Acalewia · 11-17-2006, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Take cover! Incoming fire! Close blast doors!

That just reminded me of a line from Stargate: SG1:
O'Neille: You might want to put two of those on there
Soldier: Why?
O'Neille: It's called a "blast" door
Soldier: Oh. Right

klatukatt · 11-17-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

In other news
Lawn gnomes have been launched against General Messages.

Locals are advised to beware the flying lawn gnomes.

One was quoted to say "AAARRRGG!!!! *splat*"

Editorial

And now we examin that strange fealing of desa vu, the strange fealing you've lived through something before-

Editorial

And now we examin that strange... fealing of desa vu, the strange fealing you've-

Editorial

AAAHHH!!!

I'd edit this, but my internal editor is ON VACATION IN JAMAICA

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

Broken News!!

Local
Darth Rohirrous has accepted a part-time position as Press Secretary for the Peoples Republic of Entmoot's President Hector Berlioz. He is also Campaign manager for Presidential Hopeful Trolls' Bane. This led many in the mods and means commitee to wonder if there would be a conflict of intrests. Rohirrim's attorney assured eveyone that this would not be a problem in a press meeting in the teacup before being subsequently shot and thrown to the liger by Darth Sane.

International
In other news the President has just returned from the G4(Gondor and surrounding lands) summit after meeting with the loosely allied nations of Mordor and Gorgoroth to see about the potential of them joining the Gondorian Union.

Politics
Presidential hopeful Trolls' Bane has taken a more moderate shift and is now speaking of bi-partisan leadership as he reaches out for more constituents. Hundreds of starsystems are flocking to his peacefully opened hand and many pundits are predicting that Berlioz will be looking to his laurels come the 08 elections.

Okay, now...our first job to prepare for the preparation of the campaign is to remove my ties to the Dark Side. I have to think Light Side, be Light Side, and even eat Light Side. (Darn! There goes my favorite meal of orc soup and un-picked prickly-pear!)

klatukatt · 11-17-2006, 08:52 PM

NO! Don't abandon the DARK SIDE!

Me, I'm a bit too neutral, but if I had to take sides it would be the Dark Side all the way.

But, I don't. I'm water. "Water don' run uphill!" *snap!*

Besides, TB, most of your supporters (and indeed, most people on this board) are in favor of the Dark Side. Don't alienate us!

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 09:23 PM

Okay, let me rephrase...
Let us all forget about my involvement with the Empire, except for the fact that we made it into a strong space navy power.

Imagine: Middle Earth the way it used to be, with trees spread from the Sea of Ruhn to the Ered Luin!

klatukatt · 11-17-2006, 09:24 PM

I'm used to seeing Middle Earth as a barren wasteland.

I wasn't around in the old days. I just hang around for the WARS.

heh heh

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

I'm used to seeing Middle Earth as a barren wasteland.

I wasn't around in the old days. I just hang around for the WARS.

heh heh

Well, I'm sure there will plenty of chance to fight in one during the conquest of Arda!

klatukatt · 11-17-2006, 09:30 PM

I'm actually kind of excited about the elections.

I wonder who I should ally myself to, because there is no way I could be a serious canidate.

We'd better start a few initive measures for the ballot as well.

WOOOT! Entmoot Elections 2008! You won't want to miss it!

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 09:36 PM

LOL! We'd best not plan too quickly, or Hector might use his Presidential clout to arrange for some...unfortuneate accidents.

Actually, I was thinking of making him part of my cabinet.

I've yet to decide who's going to run with me, as vice president, etc.
So far, Rohirrous, Durino, and Elanor's Angel are seen as solid choices.
And for the other jobs, I've considered: Hobbit Beta, Hobbit Gamma, and Lotesse.

Don't all rush to become part of my cabinet now! I believe in a strong central government, like an Empire, but with many elections and trial by jury (and direct legislation).

I have recently considered seeing that Rohirrim and/or Shah are made Grand Admiral(s) of the Mootian Army.

klatukatt · 11-17-2006, 09:44 PM

I recomend Shah. She already has a sort of army, just not an official one.

I'm gonna be SOMEONE's campaign manager, and I'm not sure it's gonna be yours. Just because I'm tricksie.

EEEE! I want election NOW! I don't wanna wait two years!

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

I recomend Shah. She already has a sort of army, just not an official one.

I'm gonna be SOMEONE's campaign manager, and I'm not sure it's gonna be yours. Just because I'm tricksie.

EEEE! I want election NOW! I don't wanna wait two years!

Well, you could be allowed to be a part of my cabinet... Perhaps among Hobbits Beta and Gamma or something?

The last sane person · 11-17-2006, 10:04 PM

Well, I managed the Empire's army and actually MADE it into SOMETHING. Before they were laughing, now all those galaxies are paying tribute and crying all the way to the slave pits.... Also, I've never wavered, been solid dark side since the beginning it can be traced back to the second teacup cafe!

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 10:06 PM

Good enough. But what job should Rohirrim hold?
Suppose I could create jobs?

The last sane person · 11-17-2006, 10:11 PM

Well, you have two years still to go, why not?

*rides in and clears the cafe of all donut boxes and cheap coffee cups* Pah! *revamps Cafe and orders a grilled salmon with garlic potatos, green salad extra lemon and wine*

Ah...*Looks around, and takes off boards baring up the skybar and turns on the light, using the Force to clean the dust and dirt, and sits in a lounge chair and eats.*

trolls' bane · 11-17-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Well, you have two years still to go, why not?

*rides in and clears the cafe of all donut boxes and cheap coffee cups* Pah! *revamps Cafe and orders a grilled salmon with garlic potatos, green salad extra lemon and wine*

Ah...*Looks around, and takes off boards baring up the skybar and turns on the light, using the Force to clean the dust and dirt, and sits in a lounge chair and eats.*

Okay. Rohirrim is now Chief of the Entmoot Secret Spam Police.

me9996 · 11-17-2006, 11:53 PM

Gee, all we need now are maps of Middle Earth...
*Puts up a map of Middle Earth with big red arrows everyware and little flags*

trolls' bane · 11-18-2006, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Gee, all we need now are maps of Middle Earth...
*Puts up a map of Middle Earth with big red arrows everyware and little flags*

Hey! Now there's a great idea!
*goes further, and gets a 3-dimensional relief map, puts it on a table, and adds little figurines representing armies that he pushes around with a pole*

11-17-2006, 09:23 PM	#708
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Okay, let me rephrase... Let us all forget about my involvement with the Empire, except for the fact that we made it into a strong space navy power. Imagine: Middle Earth the way it used to be, with trees spread from the Sea of Ruhn to the Ered Luin! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-17-2006, 09:36 PM	#712
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	LOL! We'd best not plan too quickly, or Hector might use his Presidential clout to arrange for some...unfortuneate accidents. Actually, I was thinking of making him part of my cabinet. I've yet to decide who's going to run with me, as vice president, etc. So far, Rohirrous, Durino, and Elanor's Angel are seen as solid choices. And for the other jobs, I've considered: Hobbit Beta, Hobbit Gamma, and Lotesse. Don't all rush to become part of my cabinet now! I believe in a strong central government, like an Empire, but with many elections and trial by jury (and direct legislation). I have recently considered seeing that Rohirrim and/or Shah are made Grand Admiral(s) of the Mootian Army. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-17-2006, 10:04 PM	#715
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Well, I managed the Empire's army and actually MADE it into SOMETHING. Before they were laughing, now all those galaxies are paying tribute and crying all the way to the slave pits.... Also, I've never wavered, been solid dark side since the beginning it can be traced back to the second teacup cafe! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-17-2006, 10:06 PM	#716
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Good enough. But what job should Rohirrim hold? Suppose I could create jobs? __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-17-2006, 10:11 PM	#717
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Well, you have two years still to go, why not? rides in and clears the cafe of all donut boxes and cheap coffee cups Pah! revamps Cafe and orders a grilled salmon with garlic potatos, green salad extra lemon and wine Ah...Looks around, and takes off boards baring up the skybar and turns on the light, using the Force to clean the dust and dirt, and sits in a lounge chair and eats. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-17-2006, 08:52 PM	#707
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	NO! Don't abandon the DARK SIDE! Me, I'm a bit too neutral, but if I had to take sides it would be the Dark Side all the way. But, I don't. I'm water. "Water don' run uphill!" snap! Besides, TB, most of your supporters (and indeed, most people on this board) are in favor of the Dark Side. Don't alienate us!

11-17-2006, 09:24 PM	#709
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I'm used to seeing Middle Earth as a barren wasteland. I wasn't around in the old days. I just hang around for the WARS. heh heh

11-17-2006, 09:30 PM	#711
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I'm actually kind of excited about the elections. I wonder who I should ally myself to, because there is no way I could be a serious canidate. We'd better start a few initive measures for the ballot as well. WOOOT! Entmoot Elections 2008! You won't want to miss it!

11-17-2006, 09:44 PM	#713
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	I recomend Shah. She already has a sort of army, just not an official one. I'm gonna be SOMEONE's campaign manager, and I'm not sure it's gonna be yours. Just because I'm tricksie. EEEE! I want election NOW! I don't wanna wait two years!

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