Teacup Café XLI - Page 36

***Earniel*** · 06-14-2012, 05:19 AM

You know all this talk about dictators and presidents reminds of something... There was this thing we were supposed to do... Something that would have rhymed with the last sentence...

Hm... it'll come back to me I suppose.

***Valandil*** · 06-14-2012, 07:30 AM

"Service here! Service for the Mods of Entmoot."

"Serve us now...!!!"

**Mari** · 06-14-2012, 10:02 AM

Never! I'd rather take my chances in prison! >_<

hectorberlioz · 06-14-2012, 03:03 PM

*rattles his shackles*

I can't believe this is happening. Let me outta here!!!! *screams through the prison bars*

hectorberlioz · 06-14-2012, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

You know all this talk about dictators and presidents reminds of something... There was this thing we were supposed to do... Something that would have rhymed with the last sentence...

Hm... it'll come back to me I suppose.

I'm trying my darndest (from the comfort of my prison cell) to figure what word we're supposed to rhyme with the "last sentence"

. There aren't even any periods!

***Earniel*** · 06-14-2012, 05:55 PM

Why did you go and lock yourself in a cel for? Sure this is a dictatorship, but we're enlightened dictators. Well, most of the time.

I probably should have said rhymed with the 'previous' sentence, rather than 'last'. Blame it on the power rush.

hectorberlioz · 06-14-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Why did you go and lock yourself in a cel for? Sure this is a dictatorship, but we're enlightened dictators. Well, most of the time.

You're denying that you and the other admons locked me in here?

Really?

Proof:

Quote:

The Entmoot Imperial Administration
Declaration of Arrest

Whereby this six-person jury has taken over all federal and public institutions, under the statutes of Coded Law xxivii.239.1, section B, line 2,071; All members of the Entmoot Administration being in accord with the agreement of accord, and whereby the power of administration lies (hehe) with the appointed, we hereby arrest Hecterberlioz, 2nd President of Entmoot and current Vice President of Entmoot, on six accounts of nuisancery, two of minor treason, and 1 of obstruction of power and the desire for free and open elections; the sentence being locked up in straight prison, until further notice.

Magistratum Cum Powerus Mucho Extendo
Administratum

Don't blame me for the bad latin

Quote:

Blame it on the power rush.

Here, try this. It'll give you a counter-balancing brain freeze

***Valandil*** · 06-14-2012, 06:43 PM

Get 'hector'/'the orc' out of that cell immediately!!!

We had agreed he would be detained by OMW (Old Man Willow). Throw him to the tree!

hectorberlioz · 06-14-2012, 06:47 PM

Nothing is shocking anymore

X Perry Mint · 06-15-2012, 12:20 AM

oooo - stuck in a tree? Too bad for you, mr orc

***Earniel*** · 06-15-2012, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

You're denying that you and the other admons locked me in here?

Really?

Well, yes.

If I start throwing everyone in prison, then who will get me my tea?! *huffs* That declaration of arrest doesn't nearly have enough chocolate stains to be authentic. I bet you slipped into that prison and pulled the door shut behind youself to gain sympathy. I mean, the striped suit? So passé.

**Mari** · 06-15-2012, 06:51 AM

I hate to disagree with people who want to dictate me, but she has a point Hector...

hectorberlioz · 06-15-2012, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Well, yes.

If I start throwing everyone in prison, then who will get me my tea?! *huffs* That declaration of arrest doesn't nearly have enough chocolate stains to be authentic. I bet you slipped into that prison and pulled the door shut behind youself to gain sympathy. I mean, the striped suit? So passé.

It's a uniform. thank you very much

. And the declaration of arrest DIDN'T have chocolate stains because it was typed out by Valandil. He isn't a messy eater, even when he does eat chocolate.

Mari: thanks a lot!

X Perry Mint: taking the role of witty bystander, are we?

***Varnafindë*** · 06-15-2012, 04:59 PM

Even striped uniforms are rather passé.

**Mari** · 06-15-2012, 05:13 PM

Sorry Hector, but I've known you for quite a while now and you can be quite devious to say the least. But if you need someone to join your ploy to overthrow the dictatorship from prison, I don't mind joining you there. At least I get fed 3 times a day that way without having to do the cooking myself...

***Rían*** · 06-15-2012, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

At least I get fed 3 times a day that way without having to do the cooking myself...

Just where did you hear that little rumor? Last time I checked with our underlings, it was more like one bread crust a day ... we call it the Mod-dor WeightWatchers Plan ...

(and with the money we've been saving on food, we just installed a 60" hi-def tv in our rec room!)

**Mari** · 06-16-2012, 03:05 AM

Well, I could do with losing a little weight I suppose... I'm not wearing one of them monkeysuits though!

***Varnafindë*** · 06-16-2012, 06:38 AM

*gives her a rabbit suit*

***Earniel*** · 06-16-2012, 06:59 AM

Please give her something else to wear, Varna. I can't abide animals behind bars. Yet somehow I don't have that problem much with mooters.

Don't give me that look, she said she didn't mind joining Hector in prison herself! I didn't even have to twist her arm.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

And the declaration of arrest DIDN'T have chocolate stains because it was typed out by Valandil. He isn't a messy eater, even when he does eat chocolate.

Hah, unlikely! He was for throwing you to Old Man Willow from the start. I bet you signed that document yourself, your misquoting days are catching up with you, hector A.K.A. The ORC!.

***Varnafindë*** · 06-16-2012, 07:13 AM

*gets a different attire for Mari*

Edit:
*opens the straps and gives her a bread crust for lunch*

06-14-2012, 05:19 AM	#701
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	You know all this talk about dictators and presidents reminds of something... There was this thing we were supposed to do... Something that would have rhymed with the last sentence... Hm... it'll come back to me I suppose. __________________ We are not things.

06-14-2012, 07:30 AM	#702
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	"Service here! Service for the Mods of Entmoot." "Serve us now...!!!" __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

06-14-2012, 10:02 AM	#703
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Never! I'd rather take my chances in prison! >_< __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

06-14-2012, 03:03 PM	#704
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	rattles his shackles I can't believe this is happening. Let me outta here!!!! screams through the prison bars __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 06-14-2012 at 03:04 PM.

06-14-2012, 05:55 PM	#706
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Why did you go and lock yourself in a cel for? Sure this is a dictatorship, but we're enlightened dictators. Well, most of the time. I probably should have said rhymed with the 'previous' sentence, rather than 'last'. Blame it on the power rush. __________________ We are not things.

06-14-2012, 06:43 PM	#708
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	Get 'hector'/'the orc' out of that cell immediately!!! We had agreed he would be detained by OMW (Old Man Willow). Throw him to the tree! __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

06-14-2012, 06:47 PM	#709
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Nothing is shocking anymore __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

06-15-2012, 12:20 AM	#710
X Perry Mint Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22	oooo - stuck in a tree? Too bad for you, mr orc __________________ X Perry Mint I am!

06-15-2012, 06:51 AM	#712
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	I hate to disagree with people who want to dictate me, but she has a point Hector... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

06-15-2012, 04:59 PM	#714
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	Even striped uniforms are rather passé. __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

06-15-2012, 05:13 PM	#715
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Sorry Hector, but I've known you for quite a while now and you can be quite devious to say the least. But if you need someone to join your ploy to overthrow the dictatorship from prison, I don't mind joining you there. At least I get fed 3 times a day that way without having to do the cooking myself... __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

06-16-2012, 03:05 AM	#717
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Well, I could do with losing a little weight I suppose... I'm not wearing one of them monkeysuits though! __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

06-16-2012, 06:38 AM	#718
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	gives her a rabbit suit __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

06-16-2012, 07:13 AM	#720
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	gets a different attire for Mari Edit: opens the straps and gives her a bread crust for lunch __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen Last edited by Varnafindë : 06-16-2012 at 07:20 AM.

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