Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 36

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Artanis
I think Jonathan knew that something like this would happen ...

He knew it was going to be big but just not that BIG.

Some of it caught him off guard - especially the # brothers cheering for me.

He didn't see that one coming.

Sween · 05-29-2003, 01:55 PM

Horeet im calling shinniguns again! there is no way a man from the mean streets of Durham could lose to some pansie from New Jersey!

And BTW some b*****d has drunk all my alchol that puts me in a bad mood

Coney · 05-29-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
Horeet im calling shinniguns again! there is no way a man from the mean streets of Durham could lose to some pansie from New Jersey!

And BTW some b*****d has drunk all my alchol that puts me in a bad mood

We all know I let JD win Sween

Mud wrestling seems to have become his life

........ still, I guess everyone needs a career of some sort

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
Horeet im calling shinniguns again! there is no way a man from the mean streets of Durham could lose to some pansie from New Jersey!

Oh - have never seen the Sopranos or the Godfather.

The Meadowlands is the burial ground of many a dead gangster - not to mention the possibility that Hoffa is buried somewhere under Giants Stadium. You don't want to be swimming with the fishes - now do you? The Hudson is very nice this time of year.

EDIT: corrected a typo.

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
We all know I let JD win Sween

Mud wrestling seems to have become his life ........ still, I guess everyone needs a career of some sort

Oh and I thought you were a good loser. I guess you're not as gracious a loser as I am a winner. You have top make up excuses for your lose now. What will it be next - your shoe was untied, someone spiked your drink?

Coney · 05-29-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Oh and I thought you were a good loser. I guess you're not as gracious a loser as I am a winner. You have top make up excuses for your lose now. What will it be next - your shoe was untied, someone spiked your drink?

I put my losing down to a general lack of spamming and brownosing.........but luckily you're here to teach me

Cirdan · 05-29-2003, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
I put my losing down to a general lack of spamming and brownosing.........but luckily you're here to teach me

...well, maybe just brown-nosing.

***Jonathan*** · 05-29-2003, 02:56 PM

There was no one there, except Insidious Rex. He stood in the middle of the mud pit and examined the ground, where he would be wrestling with Gwaimir Windgem a few hours later. Insidious kneeled down and took some mud in his hand, studying the mud’s quality. Suddenly he looked up, something was not right. He sniffed and felt a strange odour, then he opened his eyes wide and looked around him carefully.
He heard a muffled noise. He turned around as quickly as possible and could block Gwaimir’s attack just in time. Gwaimir had been hiding close to the mud pit, waiting for Insidious to turn up. Gwaimir had hoped to end the match before it had begun by taking Insidious out with a single blow.
Even though the match shouldn’t start until hours later, Gwaimir and Insidious didn’t care and started wrestling. They both wanted to defeat one another as soon as possible, once and for all. Gwaimir got the upper hand and he threw Insidious around as if he was a hamburger from Burger King (or in this case, Burger Rex). But Insidious didn’t give up, instead he started to put insidious questions to make Gwaimir lose his composure. It worked and Gwaimir’s throws became weaker and weaker, until he was no longer able to throw his opponent. Then Insidious took a chance and tried to throw Gwaimir, exactly as Gwaimir had thrown him a moment ago. It worked and Gwaimir landed with his face down in the mud and didn’t get up.
Insidious Rex had defeated the Burger King, Gwaimir Windgem.

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
I put my losing down to a general lack of spamming and brownosing.........but luckily you're here to teach me

that's funny on the spamming part - considering you were in heavy conversation about the whole thing on the Avatar thread.

As for brown-nosing - I don't brown nose. I'm not going to kiss anyone's a$$ - I am who I am and I do what I want to do. If a person has a problem with it - then they have a problem with it. I will, however, not maliciously hurt anyone.

Radagast The Brown · 05-29-2003, 03:21 PM

Congrats, IR!!

Quote:

Originally posted by Coney
We all know I let JD win Sween

That's what I said when I lost. No one believed me.

I think you should stop, JD and Coney, if you want this thread to stay open....

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-29-2003, 03:47 PM

NOOOOOOOO!!! How could I have lost?

And I'm too young for the loser drinks! Dammit!

Lalaith · 05-29-2003, 03:47 PM

ach, sorry for Gwaimir

congrants Insidious

Sween · 05-29-2003, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Oh - have never seen the Sopranos or the Godfather. The Meadowlands is the burial ground of many a dead gangster - not to mention the possibility that Hoffa is buried somewhere under Giants Stadium. You don't want to be swimming with the fishes - now do you? The Hudson is very nice this time of year.

EDIT: corrected a typo.

JD they are all fitchional programs. YOu dont know hard till youve met a drunk bare chested gerdie in the middle of winter after a few to many newcie brown

Artanis · 05-29-2003, 04:00 PM

Congrats IR!
Prediction failed, BoP.

jerseydevil · 05-29-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sween
JD they are all fitchional programs. YOu dont know hard till youve met a drunk bare chested gerdie in the middle of winter after a few to many newcie brown

Fictional huh? Hoffa wasn't fictional and neither was Gotti (although Gotti was more NY).

And believe me - a drunk would not be able to stand up to the NJ mafia.

Sween · 05-29-2003, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Fictional huh? Hoffa wasn't fictional and neither was Gotti (although Gotti was more NY). And believe me - a drunk would not be able to stand up to the NJ mafia.

as i said uve never met a drunk geordie

Lady of Rohan · 05-29-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gwaimir Windgem
And I'm too young for the loser drinks! Dammit!

Hey, I'm too younge too (hence the reason I am sitting at the kiddie table watching the adults have all the fun

).

And....... Go Insidious Rex!

Coney · 05-29-2003, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
I think you should stop, JD and Coney, if you want this thread to stay open....

Relax Radagast.........JD knows I'm only yankin' his chain

***Jonathan*** · 05-29-2003, 04:39 PM

With their own homemade fighting techniques, Artanis and Lalaith fought. Artanis’s technique was composed of different kinds of punches, while Lalaith’s style was mostly made up of kicks. It was a great fight to watch, it reminded the spectators of all the Jackie Chan movies that they had seen.
With her elbows and fists, Artanis tried to strike when Lalaith stood on one leg, in the middle of completing a kick. That way, Artanis thought, she could easily knock Lalaith out of balance. But it didn’t work. Lalaith moved in perfect harmony and with perfect balance. It was like she and the muddy ground was one, it was impossible for Artanis to make her fall. Artanis, on the other hand could not move as swiftly in the mud and that became her downfall. With a well-placed flying kick that Artanis could not block , Lalaith hit Artanis in the head. Now Artanis lost all sense of balance and Lalaith just had to poke at her to make her drop to the ground.
Lalaith knew that she had won and was ready for the Final. To celebrate her victory, she threw herself down and rubbed herself with the mud. “I and the mud are one!”, she screamed as she covered the last clean part of her body with the brown substance.

Lalaith · 05-29-2003, 04:44 PM

Woohoo, victory at last.

Okay, I think I should prepare myself for the finals.

BTW, good fight Artanis.

05-29-2003, 01:55 PM	#2
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Horeet im calling shinniguns again! there is no way a man from the mean streets of Durham could lose to some pansie from New Jersey! And BTW some b*****d has drunk all my alchol that puts me in a bad mood __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

05-29-2003, 02:56 PM	#8
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Gwaimir Windgem vs. Insidious Rex There was no one there, except Insidious Rex. He stood in the middle of the mud pit and examined the ground, where he would be wrestling with Gwaimir Windgem a few hours later. Insidious kneeled down and took some mud in his hand, studying the mud’s quality. Suddenly he looked up, something was not right. He sniffed and felt a strange odour, then he opened his eyes wide and looked around him carefully. He heard a muffled noise. He turned around as quickly as possible and could block Gwaimir’s attack just in time. Gwaimir had been hiding close to the mud pit, waiting for Insidious to turn up. Gwaimir had hoped to end the match before it had begun by taking Insidious out with a single blow. Even though the match shouldn’t start until hours later, Gwaimir and Insidious didn’t care and started wrestling. They both wanted to defeat one another as soon as possible, once and for all. Gwaimir got the upper hand and he threw Insidious around as if he was a hamburger from Burger King (or in this case, Burger Rex). But Insidious didn’t give up, instead he started to put insidious questions to make Gwaimir lose his composure. It worked and Gwaimir’s throws became weaker and weaker, until he was no longer able to throw his opponent. Then Insidious took a chance and tried to throw Gwaimir, exactly as Gwaimir had thrown him a moment ago. It worked and Gwaimir landed with his face down in the mud and didn’t get up. Insidious Rex had defeated the Burger King, Gwaimir Windgem. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-29-2003, 03:47 PM	#11
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	NOOOOOOOO!!! How could I have lost? And I'm too young for the loser drinks! Dammit! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

05-29-2003, 03:47 PM	#12
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	ach, sorry for Gwaimir congrants Insidious __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-29-2003, 04:00 PM	#14
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Congrats IR! Prediction failed, BoP. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

05-29-2003, 04:39 PM	#19
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Artanis vs. Lalaith With their own homemade fighting techniques, Artanis and Lalaith fought. Artanis’s technique was composed of different kinds of punches, while Lalaith’s style was mostly made up of kicks. It was a great fight to watch, it reminded the spectators of all the Jackie Chan movies that they had seen. With her elbows and fists, Artanis tried to strike when Lalaith stood on one leg, in the middle of completing a kick. That way, Artanis thought, she could easily knock Lalaith out of balance. But it didn’t work. Lalaith moved in perfect harmony and with perfect balance. It was like she and the muddy ground was one, it was impossible for Artanis to make her fall. Artanis, on the other hand could not move as swiftly in the mud and that became her downfall. With a well-placed flying kick that Artanis could not block , Lalaith hit Artanis in the head. Now Artanis lost all sense of balance and Lalaith just had to poke at her to make her drop to the ground. Lalaith knew that she had won and was ready for the Final. To celebrate her victory, she threw herself down and rubbed herself with the mud. “I and the mud are one!”, she screamed as she covered the last clean part of her body with the brown substance. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-29-2003, 04:44 PM	#20
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Woohoo, victory at last. Okay, I think I should prepare myself for the finals. BTW, good fight Artanis. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

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